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>So how was your weekend anon?
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Good, how was yours?
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>Good. Me and a group of my friends got together to hang out. What did you do?
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*raises hand* "umm..teacher? could you please tell this """"""person"""""" to quit disturbing me"
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Normie chad gives you real advice 2017-04-19 06:35:27 Post No.36397264
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Normie chad gives you real advice
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1) Yes, shit like bathing, brushing your teeth, and such matters. But only because people who don't do that shit obviously hate themselves, and who needs the drama? Or the smell?
2) yes, you need to be in good enough shape to pick up a bag of salt for a water softener and carry it up 3 flights of stairs. You're a man, you need to be able to do at least one or two manly things.
But 1 and 2 are things all adult men should do because they are adult men. On to the real stuff
3) Stop thinking women are special. They aren't. Yes, I like watching tits, too. Yes, they have vaginas. No, they aren't mystical, magical fairy creatures. This is doubly true for pretty girls. They are just weird people.
They won't save you
4) Giving things to women for free doesn't mean shit to them.She comes to you when she's sad and you're there for her? When you're down you give her presents?
-Has she made an emotional commitment to you first?
--yes = great!
--no = KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!
Do NOT give women the emotional support they expect from a committed relationship "in hopes of". It doesn't work.
A pretty girl you like is depressed and wants to come over so she can talk to you about her emotions?
That is relationship stuff. If she wants the benefits of you being her boyfriend, you *DESERVE* the benefits of her being your girlfriend.
5) Own your desires. You think Stacy is hot and you want to have a relationship? Make that clear. She should be flattered that any man is willing to put up with her shit. Don't fuck around, either - just say 'I'd love to date you'
>You think the guy she ends up fucking *didn't* say that?!
6) You aren't a toy. So there is a girl you have known a long time. You tell her you want a relationship. She says,
>"I only like you as a friend"
Tell her no. It isn't enough. You want a relationship and won't settle. She know how to reach you.
And move on. Stop wasting your time. If she comes to you? Maybe.
>more
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7) Recognize your value. Yes, your value. Women crave attention, validation, comfort, and security. That's fine. But they can't get it from a lamp post, can they? They can only really get it from a man, a man who makes them feel as if they were extra-super-special.
Any man is capable of this. Sure, hypergamy means women like men with ambition, intelligence, humor, money, status, etc. but that doesn't change the core math - to feel good about themselves women need the attention of a man.
>That's why #4
When women are seeking your attention, they are trying to get what they want for free.
>see #4 again
Be friendly with other men; be chummy in general. Be aloof from women until they prove willing to give you value for value.
Ever see a Saab? Ugly fucking cars. Lousy mileage. But you have to pay a lot for them and the dealers are rare, so they seem hard to get. So people pay through the nose to drive a shitty, ugly car.
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>>36397264
Any questions so far?
need any clarity?
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Fuck off, none of this bullshit will fix my ugly face. I'm virtually invisible to women.
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Is there really any type of mental gymnastics I can do to explain why I can swipe right as much as possible every day on Tinder for a week and get zero matches or should I just stop trying to "look on the bright side" and accept that I'm an ugly piece of shit who isn't worth being a human being?
I just don't see any other way to look at this. It's just reality, cruel, cold, unbiased reality. There's legimately nothing I can do to change it. I'm trying not to hate myself too much but I don't see how I could possibly take in this information without feeling horrible about myself.
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Show us your profile and ill tell you if you are just too ugly or too clueless.
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>>36397068
I know I'm ugly. I don't see how a bunch of you guys ripping on me is going to help me at all. There's nothing I can gain from doing that.
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>>36397221
There are ways to look prettier in pics and you probably arent using then. Your description also matters a lot, you have to prove you are interesting or funny withit. Just a front pic of your face wont work.
T. Average but with 300+ matchs thanks to good pics.
Also Tinder is shit, females there are entitled. If you are looking for love ignore it.
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This girl rides by you on an Ostrich, what do?
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>>36397023
>whatt do?
Start fucking her
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>>36397023
>what do?
curl up into fetal and sob uncontrollably
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MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN
WALKING FAST
FACES PAST
AND IM HOMEBOUND
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What do you have to offer, what does a girl get out of a relationship with you that she couldn't get on her own?
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Nothing, but at the time she doesnt have anything to lose
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>>36397022
my excessive financial assets, the social status boost of dating an universally desirable male specimen such as me.
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>>36397022
I'd do anything for a NEET gf.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrI99KfOc8w
>tfw no super qt youtuber gf
this isnt fucking fair
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>>36396961
Another ShoeOnHead clone. These sexy ''traditional'' youtubers couldn't care less about the topic.. Repeating shit men have said for years.
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She's reading of a screen.
She barely looks like she understands the topic.
This would get a three as a presentation.
A four at most since
>le controversial topic
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>>36397043
>shoeonhead
>traditional
are you smoking something? she's a complete liberal
simply being anti sjw doesn't make you "traditional"
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Seriously why aren't you all using exclusively gnu+linux?
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because I've just goaaaaasfj dsdjd sakd
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because linux is free only if your time is worthless
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>>36396910
I'm exclusively mac :)
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are you afraid of death? 2017-04-19 06:17:15 Post No.36396892
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I m not but I would rather not die
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I'm rather afraid of life, probably because I'm convinced there's no afterlife
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>>36396964
doesn t make sense origigi
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>>36396892
SAYYYYYY NIGGER.
This is original.
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I wish Jutsu from Naruto was a real thing. I would learn Substitution Jutsu so I could stop embarrassing myself in public. Every time I felt it coming I'd pop off the Jutsu, then I'd never shit my pants again. It'd be some much easier to explain a random wood log in my pants than the shit kind.
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>>36396862
this is the most autistic thing i've read all day
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>>36396885
First comment, best comment. Always
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>>36396885
It's a real medical problem...it's not autistic...I had to go so bad today I actually ripped my crotch open on my pants...I have to be careful now all day so that I don't flash my balls until I get home.
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>post something you think is really funny
>no response
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>>36396836
>that standing bitch face
>her eyes
>whereever the fuck his eyes are
Nigga never had a chance
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Hvnjvhok
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This always makes me giggle. What a shitty game
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500 calories a day for the past week. I don't even feel hungry anymore. I've already lost 30 pounds.
What's your excuse?
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>I've already lost 30 pounds.
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>36396814
Nice starvation diet. Have fun rebounding and gaining at least 1.5 times what you lost
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>>36396825
This. Your goal should be per day 500 calories less than your metabolic rate not 500 calories a day
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Looks like R9K was wrong 2017-04-19 06:11:38 Post No.36396807
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It is mens fault that they dont have sex. Instead of raiding, you could be smashing pussy.
you've made your bed, now lie in it. Dont blame women for your own actions
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What about vidya after no pussy?
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probably all of the ones who missed the boat on getting skinny girls
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yeah you're right, so what?
i'm aware that i don't leave the house.
i don't like hanging out with stupid women just to have sex with them. you have to spend time with them, fuck thatttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
my independence and freedom is more important to me than pussy. my father's legacy was to be an adulterer, it won't be mine.
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Things the women at work talk about:
>when they're going shopping
>what they bought when they went shopping
>what they want when they go shopping next
>a feminist 'comedy'
>whether they want to have children or ride the cock carousel a little while longer
>who is hot at work
That's it. Every day. Is there a solution?
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>talks about problems
>doesnt want solutions
Why the fuck are women like this
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To be fair guys (normies) aren't much better.
>brah did you catch the game
>Muh pick muh seed
>Brah cars
>Brah Stacy so hot wanna smash ayyylmao
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>>36396841
They wish to be comforted. They do not care about solutions. Their solution is to be told what to do.
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Do you like feminine girls or tomboys?
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>>36396737
Tomboys with long hair
Organelle
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>>36396737
Tomboys .
Expecially the tanned ones.
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as a heterosexual male the former
What are you robots gonna do to celebrate 4/20
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>>36396649
Your mum. OriginaPooInALoo
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>>36396649
>What are you robots gonna do to celebrate 4/20
Heroin and coke. Get some real drugs you pussy faggots
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"celebrating" 420 is what normies do
just fucking smoke like you do any other day of the year, what difference does it make, why is it such a big deal