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anyone else /approachingtheend/ here? I don't think I can last another month in this life.
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I'm thinking about ending it.
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Yeah OP, thought about hanging myself from this bridge.
Or to just swim out to sea as far as I can until I'm too tired to swim back.
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>>36399285
I've had suicidal thoughts for about a decade now but it's getting increasingly worse. Always used to 'joke' that I'd off myself if I hadn't sorted myself out by 25. Only 7 months to go.
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Is this what college life is really like?
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>>36399251
It's certainly not what engineering at university looked like.
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>>36399511
It did, you just weren't invited
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>>36399251
not if you live at home it doesn't
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>eating almonds
>suddenly notice i'm chewing on something like rock
>spit it out
>tooth bit
>check my mouth
>half of my fucking canine broke off
neck me now
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>>36399246
>tfw your almond activated you instead
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>>36399246
>when almonds activate your tooth decay
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>>36399284
falling apart with laughter
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>tfw I'm twink top and love bottom muscle bodybuilders
Doez anybody know this feel?
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Zznnzz
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>>36399018
Take this shit over to >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/hm/ ya fucking newfagI'm a bottom and I lowkey love twink tops
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>>36399018
No.
Not here.
Spam this thread on /lgbt/ as much as you want.
I come here for virginity.
Leave my sanctuary pure.
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Why is being a cuckold a bad thing? Isn't it good that these children will have a father in their lives?
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>>36398957
Its good for me cause fucking a chick behind her bf's back is my bread and butter, him knowing and being ok with it just makes me sad cause at that point its too easy.
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>tfw I once dreamt that I was dating a single mom and helping her raise her kid
I woke up extremely happy
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>>36398957
Yes it's good if you want your genetic ancestry gone, and if you want to bury forever into your subconscious the fact that you're a failure and the shame of raising someone else's child.
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>Mum found the poo scissors
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>>36398932
Why didn't you wash it ?
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>step-sister found the smegma speakers
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>>36398932
grama found the love glove
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Drop everything you're doing andstroke your cock to anime feet immediately or your waifu will catch japanese cold tonight.
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how does someone fuck a feet?
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>>36398809
If dubs I will jerk off to this later
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There you go, I picked you fellas something up that still has her feet
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Everyone makes suicide out to be something that's extremely complicated to do properly, takes days to prepare, can be extremely painful and end up not killing you.
What's to stop me from just getting a plastic bag and securing it over my head with duck tape? Surely that can't go wrong? What would be painful about it? Wouldn't you just feel very sleepy, pass out and never wake up?
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>>36398798
I meant duct tape, sorry.
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It's painful and terrifying to suffocate. You'd thrash around to try and breathe out of instinct. Maybe even rip it off.
I heard you can't tell the difference between helium and oxygen so if you just breathe in helium you'd eventually pass out and die painlessly.
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>>36398798
Your body is built to detect high levels of carbon dioxide, which triggers you to start breathing in fresh air immediately. It's not a pleasant process.
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Why are whites so evil and racist?
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Look at Africa and say thank you that colonialism happened
You're welcome, ape
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Why are blacks so evil and rapist?
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>>36398788
Because we are not degenerates
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>Be me at class
>Random qt start talking to me
>At the end of the day she even says ''Bye!''
>I think she was just being polite, so I don't speak with her again
>Some days later she comes at me and says Hi again
>But thats it, all we do is say ''Hi, how are you'' to each other
>Again, I thought that she was just being polite, and don't think that she wanted to really talk to me
>One day she just stops saying Hi
>Haven't talked with her in 1 month
Well shit, I'm really thinking that I screwed up.
Why am I like this?
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how old are you
this sounds like elementary school
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>>36398754
What makes you thing thats elementary school?
Literally nothing is pointing to that
anyway, I'm 19
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>>36398711
Don't worry, OP. You're not alone, I have to make a project with some 7/10 cutie but I'm too socially inept to do anything. I just don't want her to think bad about me.
Who /ManWithNiceAss/ here?
When I was in high school I got a lot of attention from girls for my ass. My first girlfriend was obsessed, grabbed it all the time and wouldn't shut up about it. Another girlfriend mentioned it once, said "you have a sexy ass" with this beeming smile on her face. Another random chick I didn't even know slapped it all the time and once even tried to pull down my pants in public. One of my female friends poked me in the butt with a pen. One tiny girl demanded that I sit in her lap; I was like "lol I weigh 200 pounds" but she kept insisting.
I've taken some pics of my ass and looked in mirrors to see what all the fuss was about. It's really nothing like those 'dimpled' asses you see on muscular men at all. It's basically a classic bubble butt, rather girlish in shape (take the same ass and put it on a girl and it would not look out of place), each cheek is nearly a perfect circle, and it's larger-than-average, but not huge. On the whole, I'd have to say that it's a rather girlish, feminine ass; I'd love it on a girl but there's really nothing masculine about it. It's basically a girl's ass on a man's body. If I had to compare it to a male celeb ass it would probably be like Chris Meloni's, it has that same 'roundness'.
One thing one of my girlfriends said she liked about it was that it 'wiggled' a lot when I walked.
Any other ass-privileged men want to comment on this phenomenon?
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I have a big bubble butt and also minor lordosis so it sticks out even more. Never had any attention from girls but guys mention or compliment it all the time.
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i often get called thicc in school because im a lil bulky but my ass is pretty huge, especially when i let myself go a bit my ass is the first thing that gets noticeably larger
i just try to keep in shape though because its not that big when i keep fit
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>>36398693
post pictures and this thread will get a lot more replies
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Help me robots.
Every day off my life is boring and i do nothing productive.
Wtf do i do to keep myself entertained?
I don't even have the energy to play fucking video games.
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opiates will give you energy
they lower your physical energy but take away your mental background pain and a low dose is net positive energy
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>>36398677
Me too, I dunno, lol xD
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>>36398835
untill you run out then your 10x worse off
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Are there any children of unplanned pregnancies on r9k?
How does that make you feel? Especially since you were created from an act of normie hedonism? Genuinely curious.
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Unplanned =/= unwanted
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>>36398685
Come on, it's very similar. Mom and Dad get caught up in fucking each other raw, then accidentally create human life. Keeping it after that process happens is no great virtue.
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Yep. Don't care really. I don't think the majority of pregnancies are planned imo.
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sexy busty girls or small tits cute girls? 2017-04-19 07:36:40 Post No.36398586
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sexy busty girls or small tits cute girls?
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>I have started preferring girls with small tits over big tits ones
some of reasons
>big tits make girl less cute
>big tits make ass look visibly smaller
>big tits age really badly
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>>36398586
All of those are true.
Big 'ol mammaries are still worth an occasional fap though.
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I prefer cute over sexy in general. T bh I even started to see fit, tan and big titted girls as repulsive because most of them have stacy personalities
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I want to bully a flat chested girl with a busty girl
So robots, did you swing the bat yet?
If Naoto can do it, anyone can
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>>36398553
With the kids sing out the future, Maybe kids don't need the masters...
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>>36398593
Damn... the pillows really had some inventive lines
"yeah yeah ride on shooting star"
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yuh ah hitted the grandslame
but nobod care
which lern me that baseballs iz shit