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Most of these spergs out here are complete dipshits when it comes to their girl and women in general. Half the time when I see a chick with her man, I get this overwhelming sense to get her to cheat on him with me.

Currently I'm trying to pull this off with a thick cutie that came to a house party I threw. I know SHOULD feel bad and I SHOULD stop, but the thrill of me makes me pursue. I dont care about the whole "she cheats with you then she'll blah blah" meme cause I dont want to date her, I merely wish to fill her mouth with my dick and then watch her kiss her bf. After that I move on to the next. Sorry if this is gonna trigger most of you moral lovers.
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Chad... This isn't your board. GTFO
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>>36401486
oh trust me, I'm not a Chad. I just have the mentality. Thank you though for calling me one. I'll take that as a mini win
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>>36401447

>asks a question.
>Answers it himself.

Hello narcissism, my old friend. How you been?

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When are you going to have your redemption arc?
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>>36401356
Whenever ww3 starts
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When it's to late
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>>36401356
i'd rather have an obnoxious twitter meme perpetuated by self-hating autists-in-denial who have taken their denial to such an extreme that it is itself autistic

no i wouldn't

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Let's see how my fellow robots are rated.
>inb4 not mine
>inb4 ree
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>>36401313
I know you retards are too stupid to type so here's a link.
www.prettyscale.com
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Ugly robot reporting in
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>>36401524
Don't worry anon. 56% means you're above average!
50% being average.

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Tfw 6' 4" half black but no gf

Height advantage is a meme
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>>36401284
>OP is lying to us
>All other OPs claiming you people taking all the women
>Japan has developed a Black man fetish
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>>36401284
>half black
There's your problem

Also on a serious note, height only matters if you're neurotypical and socialise
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>>36401284
Failed normies need not apply.
Leave.

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When I get nervous I sweat.
I have had a fungus on my pubes since 17.

This fungus makes them brittle and crusty when dry.

But when sweat is introduced.
Hell crawls forward.

The pubes infected literally swell with some sort of grime and change into a translucent straw color.
They are incredibly slimey to the touch.

When I get nervous, spaghetti actually manifests "in my pocket".

I will not live a monster.
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take a fucking shower holy shit
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>>36401266
Hair remover.
Use hair remover and go to a fucking doctor what the fuck?
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laughing my original ass off

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Last text a girl sent you

This girl makes me so happy, gives me hope in life and motivates me to be a better version of myself. I love her.
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>>36401220
translation please.

organic
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>>36401220
jeg velding ha tror gjennom ting og gjor vil? deg mitt!
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>>36401220
I deleted her from my phone so I didn't break down and drunk text her in the middle of the night in a moment of weakness. Then later found her number planning to get back in touch with her but never did.

But the last text from her was probably a pic of her dumb ass guinea pig.

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>asianbot, 5'7, with tiny penis
>no self-confidence, never kissed or even touched a girl
>spent most of childhood alone, little social life due to strict parents
>spent first 2 years of uni being shut-in with barely any friends or social life
>met shy virgin indian girl and started to like her but got friendzoned
>after 1 year we finally started dating
>got accepted to canadian medical school
>finally got laid
>goodbye forever r9k, it's been good.
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>>36401206
Gentlemen he made it
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fuck off normie faggot. this is the last reply you'll ever get on here.
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>>36401206
You'll be back, trust

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Is masturbating bad for you or is that just a bullshit lie? I want to attempt nofap.
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Nofap isba stupid ass meme that's entirely placebo.
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>>36401278
True but that being said compulsive masturbation is bad and so is porn addiction.
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>>36401205
It's fine if you don't do it constantly. Porn is what's bad for you.

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Honestly, what do you guys do when you feel so shitty that you feel like suffocating?
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>>36401148
opiates
unoriginal solution
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>>36401148
I used to have this feeling very often.
Basically just wait for it to pass.
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>>36401148
Watch stupid videos. Punch the wall. Cry.

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I'm a ledditor with almost 200,000 karma. AMA
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>>36401133
I have no idea what that means, and I'm sure most people here don't either. So you can start with that.
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>>36401133
Would you like to stop the formation of a one World Currency?
Why or why not?
Do you think we will see a World Currency in our lifetime?
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>>36401133
Are you that poemforyoursprog guy?

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>"*sigh* i'm bored"
>closes 4chan
>opens new tab
>clicks on 4chan bookmark
>the cosmic ballet goes on

what are some other sites i can waste my life away on?
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>>36401124
also i love you guys, just felt like saying that
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>>36401124
>the cosmic ballet goes on
that's cute af
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>>36401124
Have you tried 4chan

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Why haven't you all killed yourselves yet? Do you still have blind faith that one day you will magically turn yourself around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d44SbWLm3Tc
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>>36401107
My mother told me she loves me and doesn't want me to die.
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I know I will. Fuck, I don't even like /r9k/ or its commonly held beliefs, but you guys know what it's like to be lonely.
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dude i dont like the thought of being able to think after shooting yourself with a shotgun even if it is hust a few seconds and plus i cant really picture me dying that easily, like id probably live even with a gunsgot wound to the head because it wasnt aimed perfectly or someshit.

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>running errands with sister
>we get hungry so we go to a fast food place
>tell her what order I want and she tells me I can sit down and she'll bring the food when it's ready
>order is ready
>she replaced my regular fries with curly fries
>have never ordered curly fries in front of her

Why would she assume I wanted curly fries? Who actually likes curly fries? They're either overseasoned or bland, but always too greasy.
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they look kinda neat tho
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did you throw you diaper and piss jugs at her?
she should know better
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>>36401097
i like them curly friends

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Anybody realize that the internet is getting shittier with time?
This is something that has been bugging me for a while lately, most people don't even notice it.
Take any online site/service and compare it to how it was 7 years ago. The average user on 4chan was more mature and the threads we're more creative, now it's the same thread talking about the same subject all day. Omegle used to be full of normal real people that you could talk to but now it's 99.9% bots and spam, I doubt anybody even uses that site anymore. Same with most social networking sites being riddled by disgusting prepubescent kids and ads.
Even entertainment sites like Youtube, were once a place for many great creators, now it's just an extra censored cesspool for your daily dose of clickbait and cringe.

Is this because more kids/teens are using internet as opposed to at least five years ago or what exactly?
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I would assume so, the internet has a reached a new age in dumbassery. I blame tumblr desu because shit didnt start getting stupid till they came around
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>>36401033
Well if you think about it, nothing has been as unrestricted content wise as the internet. Of course people would want to a: turn a profit from it and b: censor it to shit
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Stupid dipshit parents use the internet, then unleash their stupid dipshit kids to ruin everything because that's what kids do

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>tfw chad
>tfw autistic
>tfw no gf

worst feeling ever,objectively
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Protip you aren't a chad if you don't have a gf. Guarantee you are uglier than you think OP
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>>36400977
Sure ur a chad... browsing 4chan... in fucking r9k... fuck of fag
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>>36401013
>>36401017

if literally everyone says i am chad on the internet and irl then i guess they are partly right

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