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What part of the slope is R9K on?
I just started transitioning 3 months ago :3 Best decision I ever made.
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Misogyny trying to climb up back to my waifu, will never go lower because of personal paradigm
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Anime originale potss
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>>36403139
Anime is actually a string that holds you from the fall my dear newfriend.
Well if you don't watch the stream of shit that submerges the industry
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>You know, you real cute for a white boy anon. Wanna come to my house for dinner? We could do some Netflix and chill when we done if you want...
Well? What do you say?
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*make eye contact for quick second before looking away*
I.. Uh... I'm meeting my mom for lunch
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>>36403136
>I've watched everything that's worth seeing on Netflix.
>I started watching Adam Sandler, so there's literally nothing left to watch
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Sorry, I can't see you behind that odd colored sofa.
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Keep your bitches on a leash. I don't even crave pink pussy but they keep offering themselves to me. My question is why are they so easy when my BBC is only 5 inches?
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All pussy is pink you virgin
Also no one loves you and your dick is way less than 5 inches, Rugarell
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>>36403206
>All pussy is pink you virgin
Hi roastie
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>>36403111
> Girls Love Me
No they don't.
Which is why you're posting cuckold role play on 4chan.
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Does r9k have any experience scraping of papules?
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>>36403008
I'd scrape my brain with a bullet if my dick looked like that.
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>>36403008
Holy shit does that ever sound like a bad idea.
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>>36403008
fuck you faggot, go fuck yourself
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Should I just kill the normies? I've got another college class tomorrow,I don't have guns but what I have is a knife, a couple of them that is. Should I take the Nevada-tan route? How will I kill myself? A gun would make both the purification and suicide much easier but I ain't got that
How the fuck do I deal with Chad?
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are you in the west coast? if so, fuck off.
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>>36403004
No, I'm from Europe and the clock is ticking. How do we get rid of Chad?
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Night before break into empty houses and steal guns, police won't figure out it's you in time
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What's for dinner robots 04/19
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>>36402969
Fried vegetables and seitan.
Seitan is the fookin' bomb!
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I'm supposed to pick up a bucket of spaghetti from this place and then drive it to my grandma's piss-reeking house for family dinner.
I'm not looking forward to that.
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yet again
here to tell you, you fat fucking normalfag
to stop spamming these bullshit threads if you wont take a picture of your big ass man tits you fat fuck
Which one do you choose, anon?
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>western women worse than negresses
fuck off.
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>asian women that high
a weeb made this
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>>36402909
> has clearly never met an actual latina
Any way to fix this feeling /r9k/?
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boys like this don't exist anon
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Nope. It's pretty much a death sentence. gg no re.
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>humans of newyork
>colombia
hmmmm
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arrright u fuckers, I'm here to do my good deed for the day, then I'm gonna take a shower.
Just a little advice, take it as you will.
I recently went out and bought some disposable rubber gloves as well some baby oil. I was planning on making a fifi. A fifi looks like pic related, and is basically a hole to stick your dick in.
(some idiot tried to make a business out of selling fifis, and that's what you see in pic related, but a DIY fifi and pic related are basically the same-a glove wrapped in a towel).
Anyway, don't waste your time with this. It feels terrible and you might as well use your hand.
There is also a version that only uses a glove, no towel, and you do this little balloon origami routine and it comes out looking like two ass cheeks. Don't do that either, it's a waste of time. You have about an inch and a half of room to stick your dick in before you run out of space, and it doesn't even feel that great.
Anyways, hope I saved you guys some time.
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>>36402882
I'll take questions if you have them.
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>>36402882
So where should I stick my dick then?
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>>36403916
The Vulcan masturbators on Amazon are decent for the $5-6 they cost.
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>be me
>Skinny fuck, early 20s
>part time dishwasher at bar
>College drop out
>loser at life
>ride scooter to work 'cause too poorfag for anything else, even in winter
>gets great mileage, and is generally fun
>ride to my regular parking spot by the bar
>all around my spot are bikers from a very well known 1%er gang
>It's fucking cold so I have a balaclava on, and all kinds of gear too
>I gulp, and park at the regular spot even though 1%ers on left and right of me
>As I get off my scooter they start harnessing me, because its 50cc, and they all ride top geared custom Harleys
>I just take it for about a minute, and then abruptly say, "Well, at least it's two wheels, man."
>They all pause and stare at me.
>IWentTooFar.png
>"Holy Fuck, anon, you real, you know that?"
>They all start being buddy, buddy with me
>I go along with it just wanting to go to work
>Over course of the next few weeks, while i'm working at the bar, they are constantly buying me drinks after my shift
>We talk politics while I get my free drinks, since we are all MAGA- supporters, and they say that I'm a "smart fucker."
>Offer to give me motorcycle training, and keep advocating that I "move up" to a man's bike.
>tell me, "if anyone fucks with you, tell us."
>o-okay.
What have I got myself into? I just want to wash dishes
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You made some bros and they rock they help you get laid, get jobs, and be cool as fuck and hang with.
Grats dude
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just keep it on the surface and dont get involved / owe them anything. most get into a lot of shady business, the bikes tend to be a cover up at most cause what you're looking at is oftenly a gang and as such they're probably heavier guys than you and me.
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Lol they think you're autistic and feel bad for you, and are hoping maybe they can normie-ize you.
Let them try, if you're a real robot their efforts are useless. If you aren't a real robot you might just get laid pretty soon. Soon enough they'll suggest you go with them to a bar or something, this is them trying to help you get a girl, fucking accept.
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>Every time you can get laid in the dream, distractions keep happening until you wake up.
What's wrong with me. In the dream I just woke up from a girl messaged me asking to hang out, but I could not reply. Every time I hit her name to reply, someone else would appear.
Sometimes I do get laid in dreams, but more often than not we face constant distraction until I wake up. Explain this.
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sex is too much of an abstraction for the mind to handle
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>>36402803
It's similar to how you can't run fast or punch properly when dreaming.
Learn how to have lucid dreams and you will get laid as much as you want in your sleep.
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>>36403017
I run and fight just fine in dreams though
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>my new stepdad is younger than me
>im 28
Tell me what to feel /r9k/
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>>36402780
You need to kick his ass or find some way to horribly emasculate him so you can establish dominance.
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>>36402780
Make him feel really uncomfortable anytime he's near you.
Constantly throw inappropriate jokes at him for being a good boy, basically pretend like you're his dad. Constant weird teasing of their relationship like they are just two kids together, be the dominant one, make him constantly feel like a guest in your home with agressive hospitality.
Just basically make him regret ever getting with your mom. You can do it anon.
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>>36402927
This does have comedy value to it, treat him like your son
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ITT simple things that you are weirdly excited about
>My new tempered glass screen protector for my phone. My phone is so well PROTECTED now
>Cool new multitool thing I bought earlier which will be so fucking useful when I go /out/
>Insulated metal mug that I drink my tea from, keeps it hot for fucking ages so I don't have to keep making more tea
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>>36402773
My phone just stopped charging and is now stuck forever at 5% other then that not too much going on.
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>how to overheat my laptop
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>>36402839
How can you be excited about that?
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wanna be friends anon?
I don't care if you're a neet or whatever, just day to day conversation would be nice. It would be nice if you don't magically intend to leave one day.
I don't care what skin colour you have or race you belong to or gender.
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sure, OP. what kind of person are you? what are your hobbies?
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>>36402776
i like photography and cinematography, photos and movies basically. I used to play lots of vidya but new gen games killed the mood desu.
i like bob dylan, damon albarn, kid cudi, BANKS for music, a lot more but thats just a couple from the top of my head
im at uni, doing computer science, last year.
I don't know what else to put down, failed normie is probably a decent description, got any other questions?
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>>36402776
anon where are you? did you died? :(
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is he the robot of monsters?
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Jason is a little boy whose parents mistreated him so badly he ends up killing normies, seems more fitting
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No.
He is the monster of robots.
Something we should all aspire to be.
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>>36402824
This literaly deformed retarded boy who drowned because chad and stacie were fucking instead of life guarding