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Hey! THREADBUDDY!

>>36405570
Oh, whoops, hey! I fell asleep right after making this thread, sorry. How's your day been?

>>36406910
sup sleepy head?
I had a good day, work meetings where the time actually flew and then I had leftovers and didn't need to cook. Big yay!

zigizi

>>36404971
Its going to be ok dad

>>36404971
Better to have the kid calling me dad being a depressed faggot with no friends. That's the life my parents gave me, why would I give that to somebody else?

Emotional tampon I mean

A """""""real man""""""" is always happy to be a servant to any nearby wymyn! You should be GRATEFUL that a girl even graced you with her attention for a second!

Nice guys suck almost as bad as robots!

Go check it out

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woah really . niceeee. a smug guy vs another smug guy. this oughta be good

>>36404890
they're both annoying fuck off and saged.

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>>36404867
I like chart threads because it lets me attention whore.
Even if it's just pointing out how much of a disgusting train wreck I am, please give attention

>>36404867
Can I get a template for this shit

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>>36404867
There's no reason to go around telling people you're a National Socialist, nobody's gonna wanna talk to you.

>>36404910
There's no reason to go around telling robots you're a tranny, everybody's gonna wanna talk to you.

>>36404911
b&

>>36404856
continuation

>she arrives
>she is not really attractive and she's a little overweight but looks like a nice person
"Later, anon. We are off to watch Logan"
>"Oh I love x-23, have fun!"
>The girlfriend looks a little confused and asks
"What is x-23"
>she's a normie, just kill me now

>Whatever I deal with the friendzone
>he's my coach now
>he likes to talk about comics or vidyas but I try to keep our conversations merely professional
>an an acquaintance tells me "he totally likes you"
>"Nah, she has a girlfriend"

>After a training I offer him a ride home
>We arrived and as he was leaving the car
"Thanks, wanna come upstairs and grab a cup of coffee?"
>"Nah, I don't want to be a nuisance for your parents"
"Don't worry, I think they are not home"
>WTF he has a girlfriend, maybe he's so clueless that he sincerely was just offering me JUST a cup of coffee? Better play dumb
>"You should probably finish your homework"
"Oh yeah, well thanks for the ride see you next sunday"

I don't want to just fool around with him because I know the if he cheats with you he'll cheat on you bullshit but I can't get over him.

Any advice?

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Sorry anon, I don't know how to give relationship advice to a faggot. Go to reddit or >>>lgbt

Damn I'm retarded

>>>lgbt

please work

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>>36404834
can I sniff them?

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>>36404834
Can I wear them?

just piss in them too and they're good to go for another month.

its gets posted a lot but american football will always be a top tier robot band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_DMGZ-JrY

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Not sure if this could be described as a robot album or not but I really like it, it gives me a strange nostalgic feeling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e0VvHZMaTs

>>36404653
wait? Chris didn't send the totem?

can't say I'm suprised

>>36404653
The fuck? Are you serious? How's his fucking account not suspended if he scammed the person

From what I know the guys a nutjob. Pretty surprised he hasn't been locked in the looney bin.

>Meet a girl on Tinder
>Meet up for a date
>Mildly attractive, fiercely intelligent
>Go on a few more dates
>Make out a couple times
>Realize I'm just not that into her
>Tell her at the end of one of our dates that I'm just not feeling a spark
>She's obviously dejected but understands

I still run into her every now and then. She seems to be doing alright for herself.

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>>36404635

>Be me 16
>Girl comes up to me with friends
>She just smiles, but then her friends ask me ''Whats your name and zodiac sign? my friend here wants to know tee-hee
>''I'm anon, and my sign is not compatible with people who genuinely belives in zodiac signs''

Yeah, I'm still a KHHV

>Pic related, she looked like this

>>36405649
That was unnecessarily mean.

>>36404624
www.google.com

you should check here op

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>>36404934
i did but had a hard time finding anything.

help pls

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I get weirdly turned on by women wearing shirts with horizontal stripes. Not to the point where it's a fetish or anything, but it definitely adds a point or two to how attractive I find someone. I truly don't know why.

>>36404617
error 404 suicide note not found

Don't write your essay like you lived your life - off the cuff and half cocked. Plan it out in sections then expand. Start with an intro, discuss your corpse, delegate your possessions, review your accomplishments, and then the conclusion.

>>36404617
Maybe you should tell your family how much you love them, in-person before you do it.

>>36404593
Because I am Manlet and my only hope is a retarded midget .

Well I'm not in a position to be choosey, so I take what I can get; and clearly your sister on the right got all the beauty, so she was fairly obtainable. Do I have your blessings?

>>36404593
Because I love sticking my penis in her vagoober. It's tops, the bees knees.

>>36404586
have you ever thought that theres more people on pol than r9k?

>>36404586
We had this discussion earlier during the day.
We were waiting America but now it's our turn to sleep.

>>36404586
Go the fuck back to /b/ if you like your boards flooded with retards.

>>36404340
get the middle one
you can actually wear that one in public, the other ones are too blatant that normalfags might feel disgusted by them

>>36404340
If you're a fag/trap or something, the first one
>>36404461
Middle one if you're not a fag

>this tranny is unironically making ironic betabux off other peoples art