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>>36406092
I don't get it

originalio

>>36406194
They're pranking their kid, brah.

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>BUT MUH FREEDOMS
The US is such a shithole. White Americans are the root cause of all problems, and this video is a prime example. Wew lad, the white race was a mistake.

>>36406086
Yepp with your mom

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>>36406086
There are girls posting on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW!

>>36406086
Just use tinder

Jesus, its so easy these days to get laid

Some girls wrote a song about guys like you

https://soundcloud.com/djroborob/starby-x-tofuku-x-roborob-manic-pixel-dream-girl-1

>>36406089
feels mad man. feels really mad

You think I'm pretty. And I'm a gamer.
a thought runs through your mind that i must be some kind of savior
You create this life for me and put me on a pedestal
A thousand different situations made up now your head is full
You come onto me, say i'm your final fantasy
You think we would be perfect but i don't really plan to be
And you can see us eating pizza playing Overwatch
Forget that we just met, you should really turn it down a notch
Your mind wanders, indulges in illusion
I sit here wondering how i got wrapped in this confusion
My gender is your preference and we share a single hobby
But you're jumpin' to assumptions like those randos in the lobby
And when I'm working, you try to use a line
I hate to break the news, but I don't really have the time
This may come as a bio-shock, i know you're trying hard but sadly.
I think it's really creepy when you call yourself big daddy

Manic Pixel Dreams
Not always what they seem
Confused with Fantasy
But boy, I'm not the key
Manic Pixel Dreams
Not always what they seem
I'm not your destiny
Oh boy, quit testin me

Don't get me wrong, Gaming's a big part of me
But the problem that arises is when it seems to be that's all you see
Generic Girl Accessory, A pretty little avatar
Skipped my backstory, and now entitlement is reaching far
I'll make it clear, that I don't owe you anything
Nothing from a message to a photo to a smutty fling
I won't auto make you happy, this has gotta cease,
You don't even know me and I'm not your mystic puzzle piece
Even if I like you, Now I feel this pressure,
like I'm supposed to fix you and make your life much better.
Look a little deeper you can analyze this question.
You think that playing co-op is enough to cure depression?
I'm not a pill to pop when you freak out from your anxiety
I'm not the perfect princess but you want to keep defining me
I'm a weeb, I'm a nerd, I'm a pearl
I'm a gamer till the end, But I'm not your Pixel Dream Girl

> good grades
> $21 / hr internship for the summer
> need 60s on my finals for As in all my classes
> going to be a senior in a week

And yet all I can think about is how I've never had a gf.

>>36406030
>$20 an hour is good in America
Hahaha, tard wranglers get $25 an hour in Australia.

About to graduate with a foreign language degree. For most of my time at uni I wanted to go into translation, but after taking a few translation classes I might want to go back to get a degree in a different field. What's something with a good return on investment?

>>36405956
gotta extend the conversation man

cool lol is not even a question wether open or closed

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>>36405956
>tfw you're still afraid to text and you know that would happen

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>>36405973
>gotta extend the conversation man
how?

give me your wisdom

>$219 a month

I get almost 10x that and a free apartment, in addition to free groceries. Why are Americans so fucking cucked? You don't even have good welfare.

>>36405917
I got ebt last year, it was awesome. I like how you don't even need to be financially independent to get it. I come from a well off family so money was not a problem, but I decided to apply for it anyways and I got 200 a month, which I spent on expensive things like salmon and buffalo meat.

>>36406112
Mine used to be $194 but it got reduced to $175. Cash assistance was also only $50 a month, but got bumped up to $219 when they found me unable to work at the DSS, which was 7 months ago.

Been on EBT and cash assistance since early 2015 so I've saved a lot of cash and racked up a lot of EBT.

Bump!~


oregino, please post

>>36405854
discord gg/tvT3fNs
comfy mental illness server that's not too big, today we've been talking about things like aliens keeping humans as livestock, exoplanets, and masturbation with cold hands! Anyone is welcome.

>>36406368
>mental illness discord
This is full of normalfags, isnt it? or traps too for that matter.

>>36405805
this fucking triggered me

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>>36405853
why?
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Original comment

>>36405805
that's just sad OP, why didn't you call him a manlet?

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>>36405786
Am INTJ

>>36405786
INTP-A here

I'm pretty happy with my personality type. The only thing I need to work on is emotional connections with people but that easy to fake.

INFP-T
>>36405786
>found this from that aspie professor's suicide note earlier
Story?

>>36405770
>be born mixed
>not light skinned

In a blackbot. Delete this fucking thread, or is this some white kid larping?

>>36405910
>be mixed mutt
>light skin
>hair , eyes , mouth , nose all nigger tier

>>36405739
HELP DAMMIT HEL HELPPPP

>>36405739
That they want to birth your children and live a long and fulfilling life together, dumbass

>>36406303
What did she SPLEEEN by this, answer me motherfucker

>>36405688
I don't think tou'll find many failures 'round here, pal. This is a board for successful people.

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>>36405688
>>36405722
Heh, can't wait for robot holidays

>>36405688
high school drop out cant get a job and cant get a license until i get a ged

>get to class late
>ditch class because I don't want to walk through all the people to sit in the only seat in the middle

I have done this the entire time I have been in college. If I can't get the end seat but being there early I won't go to class. Maybe its my social anxiety creeping up again.

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>be morbidly obese guy in college
>always arrive to close early so i have enough time to stop sweating so people around me arent grossed out or uncomfortable

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>>36405682
Are you me?

>get to 12:30 class at 12:32
>sit down in the only seat available, have to wade though half of the row to get to it
>guy next to me is morbidly obese and can't even fit in his own chair
>i'm super skinny (120 ibs 5'10") and yet his fat still touched my arm the whole time
>like every fat person, he seems to be sick with some awful illness
>snorts, sniffs, coughs on me the entire class
>for all of the duration of the hour and fifteen minute course, he breathed heavily through his mouth to the point where it was audible to anyone within 10 feet

It's seriously like they WANT me to skip my lectures and fail out of uni...

>>36405671
Sell it, tigers gotta be expensive right?

>>36406429
Was gonna say pet it and THEN sell it.
You heartless bitch

>>36405671
find its dad tiger and rp as his little cub girl (male)

>>36405644
>punched a deer
>punched a deer
>>36405644
>>36405644
>>36405644
>punched a deer

>>36405644
>be me ,maybe 7
>wit baby sitter
>she takes me to grocery store
>I see lemons
>yellow is my mom's faverite color
>shove a lemon down my pants
>get back to baby sitters
>playing with other kids, lemons falls out of pants
>wtfanon.jpg
>uhhh Its my lemon I've had it all day!
>babysitter is pissed that I'm lying
>she calls my parents but tells me she's calling the cops to arrest me
>have a panic attack
>mom is more mad babysitter upset me so bad than she is at me for stealing
>told her I stole it for her
>got yelled at but she took me out for ice cream

Weird day for kid me. Never stole again.

>>36405644
I once stole a book from a bookshop because having to communicate with the cashier made me feel anxious so I just walked out with it

I never read that book