>trying to get my hot female co-worker to cheat on her boyfriend of 5 years with me
Anyone got any tips to help me. I already flirt pretty hard with her and she responds pretty well. She says that her bf is going away tomorrow for work for a couple of days and I think this is my chance to make a move. Should I see if she wants to come over my place to watch a movie or does that sound lame?
Have you tried crashing your car into a pole?
>>36409777
She's just being nice and you're 'flirting' isn't even remotely noticeable. Sorry OP
>>36409921
>>36409981
what the hell is your problems?
v65
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
>>36409621
weedly reminder that Jin > mugen
>>36409757
Weekly reminder that you = a faggot
you lads watch any good anime this week?
you did work on that backlog, right?
>tfw no big strong bear bf to keep me safe
if a puny hand is your idea of 'big and strong', you need to wake up.
>>36409613
>tfw no tall bf who princess (male) carries me
>>36409666
post hand then bb
I don't like being alive.
well you sure like attention whoring
>>36409588
Find the source of the problem and fix it
It's sad, because if you knew how it felt to be dead you would have enough information to decide.
Sadly, that's not the case.
>run a youtube channel and stream on Twitch
>someone e-mails me about how there's a thread about me on lolcow
>be periodically checking the thread for the past year seeing whatever rumors people are spreading and what actual facts are getting leaked
>people are saying that they can't wait for my boyfriend cheat on me
I don't even express my political beliefs or say anything mean on social media. I hardly ever talk about my personal life. Yeah, I know I"m not very good looking and I do try to hide my insecurities when I'm on camera. A lot of people do and there's nothing wrong with it. They're not wishing me death or physical harm, but knowing that these people would find joy in seeing my friendships/relationships getting ruined is disheartening.
Why are these people wishing harm on someone they don't even know in real life?
>People wrote mean things about me on the INTERNET! Can you believe it!
Where the fuck do you think you're posting right this very second?
>>36409538
>Why are these people wishing harm on someone they don't even know in real life?
They project their views of life onto others. Gives them something to complain about.
>>36409538
Are you really asking this on r9k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHgM4C3jJig [Embed]
>tfw virgin and in college
Anyone else know this feel?
Vid somewhat related
>>36409480
>tfw didn't go to college so didn't have to suffer through it
Being a NEET has its upsides.
>>36409480
>>tfw virgin and in college
I'd say at least 50% of college graduates go through as virgins. The "college culture" is just blown out of proportion.
>>36409480
>tfw just finished last quarter of college as a virgin
>tfw taking a reclusive soul draining office job
at least I have wizardhood to look forward
>tfw no software engineer bf
Hi, now you're my gf.
Me = this;
Gf->make_sandwich();
Wait;
Gf->do_sex(amazon, me);
>>36409471
>baitposting this hard
I'm a software engineer and I also lift which, according to r9k, makes me a Chad. Want to be my gf?
>>36409515
>>36409518
>gf
You guys are joking right?
Ever since /pol/ basically stole pepe and made him mainstream things have been different. I have a proposal for a change of board mascot. Another lovable cartoon to corrupt: the original pepe.
>smells bad
>shunned nearly universally
>his affections are not reciprocated by the incompatible female he pines over
>isn't yet corrupted or ruined
We could have the pleasure all to ourselves for months even years before it bleeds into /pol/.
>>36409466
please,get off the computer and seek sun light.and more importantly,have sex
>>36409510
No. Get out. Reeeeeee
Also fuck you
Whoa this is a pretty sweet idea nice
I FUCKED UP BAD
>at college, about to go home for the day
>go to the bathroom before leaving the building
>usually take phone and wallet out of pants and place them on the toilet paper dispenser while I do my business
>finish up, wash hands, leave, start walk home
>halfway home when I realize there isn't anything in my pockets
>left phone and wallet on the toilet paper dispenser
>FUCKFUCKFKCUKUFKUCKFUCKUFKUCKUFUKCKUFUKCKFUKCUFUCKFKUCKUFKUCKUFCKUFKU
>they've been there for more than 7 min at this point, anybody could have gone into that stall
>start panicing really hard
>speed walk fast as I can back to the building I left
>rush to the bathroom
>accidentally go into the wrong bathroom, the one I left my stuff in is two floors up
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
>run up the stairs, get to the bathroom
>my shit's fucking gone
I FUCKING FUCKED R9K
THAT PHONE WAS UNLOCKED AND FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE PORN, INCLUDING LOLI
THEY HAVE MY ID TOO, MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Call your phone? Are you dumb?
This, call it RIGHT NOW and keep us updated
>>36409322
>>36409371
it's a fucking old ass nexus 5, so the battery is usually dead by the end of the day
when I checked it in the bathroom, it was at 5%
it's no doubt dead right now
>People in 2017 still go to college for fine arts and libshit degrees
Why? Are they seriously that delusional?
>2017
>People are still falling for the college meme
>>36409215
College is for networking. Fine arts degree just qualifies you to either teach or get a bullshit corporate job working on graphs and fliers. To pay off that college debt.
There were artists before there were art schools.
>2017
>People aren't yet falling for the trade meme
Enjoy your job at McDick's, unicucks
>tfw cute boy in class glances in my direction
Only matters if you're a dude. Males will scope out females by instinct.
I bet your asshole felt on fire you cock milker
I don't get this.
Do you mean cute as in the picture you posted or cute as in how women refer to chads?
If it is cute as in the picture you posted then why would you feel like your getting fucked anally since you would presumably want to fuck him?
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
"Do you think I drink my own piss for my health? No. Because it's sterile and I like the taste."
If OP can dodge a vagina, he can't dodge trap dick.
>>36409129
If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge child support payments.
>ITT FACTS BOUT YOU
>I have unironically been aroused by watching a woman shit
>my dick is at least 6 incjes erect
>people will assume I am cooler than you at a basic visual glance
FACT: OP is a faggot
oregono
I would have killed myself if it wasn't for having internet
>inb4 notmies brag about their sexual accomplishments ITT
How did you discover this website and did it change your Iife?
What did all of these hours spent browsing it taught you?
Was it all a waste of time?
Do you think you'll still be here in 10 years?
You posted this thread yesterday, and I'm pretty sure it's just an excuse to post BLACKED.
>>36409118
If I do, will you stop posting this thread and BLACKED stuff?
>>36409078
Just answer the questions, bro.
If you don't watch Alex Jones yet you are a normie and you need to leave!
>>36408887
Considering he's a massive jew cuck
I think you should leave.
>>36408887
>THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!
He's fun to watch.
>>36408887
Yeah i love Alex Jones. His show is my favorite comedy.