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>grown up to appreciate your strong father figure in your life
>you love him, your mom loves him
>he's just a great man
>sneak into his laptop one day
>Go on google chrome
>he has open tabs
>one of them appears to be a 4chan tab
>you open it
>it's /LGBT/
>tfw your father who you've loved and trusted your whole life
>is scrolling through /LGBT/
What do you do anon?
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Nothing. I would do everything I can to erase such dark discovery from my mind.
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>>36412423
>is scrolling through /LGBT/
Who hasn't? Does watching ISIS videos out of curiosity makes you an ISIS supporter too now?
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I don't care, my dad has a whip and a wig in a hidden compartment in his headboard. I've also found a cock pump in a closet.
l love being a woman. Especially nowaddays.
FinaIly, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domlnant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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someone should draw a table in this picture so she's no longer a floating torso.
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>>36412353
There is one its just edited to be without it.
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I'm sure you know this already but as a female you should be careful that you aren't triggered by anything that you've posted here since your opinion here is VERY controversial and might make some people angry with you.
Now I'm not trying to victim blame you here in case you don't heed my warning and I definitely agree that it's not your fault at all, just that there are some sick people who post on /r9k/ who will try to upset you.
Have a good day op.
Tell me about your friends /r9k/. If you don't have any friends tell me about the type of friend you wish you had.
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They are all Internet friends
I only talk to them in group chats
I love them more than anything in this shit we call life
I'm worried that they don't know
and I fear that they actually don't like me
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Half normies I hang out with to look like less of a loner faggot. They barely pay attention to me but it's partly my own fault and I'd rather be seen around with other people than by myself. I wish making new friends was easy like back in elementary school, and you could be your genuine self around them.
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I don't have friends and I don't want friends.
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You know what, Im gonna say it.
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A land whale wants your cock and wants to love you.
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>>36412154
No thx im out
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I know.
zxc
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>>36412154
Even if I'm a fat dude?
Fine by me!
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KYS tier: Still a virgin
Low tier: Lost virginity to a hooker/prostitute
Mid tier: Lost virginity to a random slut
High tier: Lost virginity to their teenage girlfriend
God tier: Lost virginity to childhood friend who later married.
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>>36412082
KYS tier: caring about sex
God tier: Following the teachings of Christ
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I'm guessing between mid and high tier, she wasn't my girlfriend but we were pretty good friends since freshman year. We're both 20 now and we fucked a month before I turned 20. Honestly, I'm most happy at the fact I lost my virginity before my teen years were over. Gives me a hell of a lot more faith in myself.
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Man in pic related has so much pain in his eyes.
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What should I watch? I wanna watch something easy and funny like To Catch a Predator or something, gimme a suggestion
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>>36412061
The Great Big Sunny Bang Theory in Philadelphia or perhaps Parks and Recreation in Portlandia, dats sum funny shit
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>>36412061
Big bang theory
Star wars
Star Trek
Fresh meat
Trailer park boys
Death note
Attack of titans
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>>36412141
>Attack on Titan
>easy
>funny
It has a grat atmosphere and the story gets pretty interesting in the second half of the show
But i don't think OP is looking for something like this
I would recommend Initial D
>comfy
>good characters
>music is GOAT
>funny as well
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Why don't you play the lottery?
What the numbers say is irrelevant. In reality it's 50/50. ALWAYS. You either win or you don't.
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Wow amazing thread OP
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>>36412011
this is actually how consciousness works
you have to approach it correctly tho, if you don't fully believe your understanding that your odds are actually 50/50, then they'll be subject to the actual probability of the lottery which is pretty low.
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>>36412054
is this thread some metaphor for how life is a lottery and even if your odds are low, don't let it discourage you and just keep playing till you make it?
I'm not feeling well today. It's been """"that""" type of day. You know where you go through the motions, follow your daily routine, and suddenly come to a screeching halt as you realize this is all your life will ever be. Then you just sit there and realize how you've turned the most precious gift into a horrible nightmare. Its getting worse and even more frequent and I'm starting to get scared
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>>36411982
Pls somebody talk to me I need comfort
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>>36411982
Go to the gym, google potentially fun and interesting things to do with your friends if you have any IRL. Explore your sense of humor, google remedies to your ailments. I can't help you much my life sucks.
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>>36411982
Well you at least see the problem. From here you can make changes.
>>36412044
I'll be here for a while if you want to lay anything down.
>>36412517
Literally doing anything is a good start, but a gym and excercise can open the door to plenty of more enjoyable and happy things.
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Fuuuck. I'm broke. Spent the last $4 on a pack of cigs which I burned off a few hours ago. Then my friend brought me more cigs which I'm smoking now but I'm out of beer GODDAMNIT.
What happened is that one of my tenants hasn't paid his rent this month (haven't seen this one coming, really) and I ended up having to live on $200 for the past month, the most of which was wisely invested in beer and smokes. Haven't paid any of the utilities and the power company is getting real antsy about my $300 debt for some reason (I'm only about two months late)
So this is the prologue. I need to tell you more stuff tho.
I thought that hey, maybe I could use the ole "get a job you loser" rationale and I went out and got a fucking job.
Was supposed to start working a week ago.
However.
I got high as a kite on biperiden the night before (it's a deliriant, think "Ambien the Unholy") and wrecked my shit real good. I consumed a heroic amount of pills, lost my mind and started ingesting every chemical in the apartment I could lay my paws upon. I ate all of my antidepressants but ended up chewing them, and, noticing they taste bad, spit them out the apartment window and onto the downstairs people's laundry.
At one point I accidentally some dish soap. This resulted in violent puking and not much later, a foamy poop volcano.
I passed out in a pool of puke at this point. The puke has soaked into the hardwood floor and now the apartment smells like a filthy litterbox containing cat chunks and rotting watermelon. I mopped the floor this afternoon but the whole place still stinks. I may have puked in a mystery location so in the morning imma get on all fours and search for more puke.
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Now, what happened is that I shit my pants on the day I was supposed to start working (at a paper mill), and the lady from the factory was not impressed when I told her what happened - it was one of those moronically honest moments when you start talking about puke (and soap) to a random stranger.
I had essentially fired myself right on the spot, without even having to leave my place. This is basement dwelling 2.0.
Now I need to find $300 so I won't be disconnected from the Internet due to a profound lack of electricity. Any ideas (preferrably something that doesn't involve a lot of work, such as leaving my room etc.)
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How about you stop being a tweaker fuck
go down to a temp agency, jesus christ
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If you want to do it the hard way get a job and get the money honestly or you can go the easy way and Rob a motherfucker
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Why haven't you sold all your meaningless shit, packed a backpack, and hit the road yet?
I'm bumming around Japan on a 1 year visa. Fishing, sleeping in a tent, working small jobs at inns and farms for food and shelter.
It's the most comfy I've ever been.
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The countryside is damn beautiful.
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you show up at a ryokan ask for temporary work and they give you a job?
not being facetious, just sounds a bit too easy
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>>36412097
I signed up with WWOOF. I just contact people trough there.
It's piss easy
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DNA results came in. Am I white?
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No, the Irish are niggers.
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>low confidence region
beta as fuck
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>>36411820
Where did this meme come from? It's wrong.
>could do Literally ANYTHING with his life
>Drew Sonichu
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>>36411761
>his
You think you're fucking funny don't you?
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>>36411780
i don't fucking know anything anymore fuck people men!
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>>36411761
Christine is trying to sell that iconic red and blue striped shirt on eBay, wants $12k bucks for it, it's in tatters and moldy, on a positive note Christine seems to have lost a bit of weight, gg
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What are some good babby's first alcohol drinks?
I had some sugar-free Vodka Cruiser's recently, tastes like soda and doesn't have many calories.
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Passion pop.
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>>36411744
Is that European? It looks gay af. Just drink real vodka straight you nigger.
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>>36411744
If you care about calories don't drink. For easy drinking go with vodka OJ or vodka cranberry and adjust the ratios to your taste
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>stupid bird starts to tweet at 3 AM every day
fuck you bird
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>stupid president starts to tweet at 3 AM every day
fuck you drumpf
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>>36411691
>drunk stacies and chads yelling and singing to top 20 songs
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>>36411691
Holy shit me too dude. Fucking birds.
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>tfw you will never be a cambrian creature
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Things were better when invertebrates ruled.
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>>36411781
>tfw chordate chads infest your world
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The Cambrian is my favorite geological period by far. Dinocucks can get fucked.