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I can't even take care of myself so i have no business taking care of anyone else. Even seeing teenage mums with little kids fucking kills my soul, i wouldnt be able to handle having one of my own.

This year. Realizing the impact poor parenting can have on a kid, I've concluded that I would likely do things similar to my parents, and I don't want to put somebody through that.

>>36415647
The same time I realized life is pointless. It's not that my genetics are awful, but that life is not worth starting, not worth continuing in an offspring sense.

>>36415534
What is it with INFPs? I always hear so much negativity regarding them, are they really that bad?

>>36415563
The ones I've met

>qt that didn't give a shit about classes, how degenerate, and spent all day laying down on the grass. Favorite movie was Amelie. Couldn't talk with her because she was ~feeling~ all the time
>white knight cuck from a Stats class. Looks like a huge faggot because he only hangs out with girls. Legit afraid of the fuckboys in class. Your typical guitarfag
>degenerate mentally ill homo who shares cringeworthy posts about anarchofeminism (KEKKEST) and posts like if she were a white girl despite being a shitskin
>obese autist who looks like Chris Chan had a bastard child. Apologizes for everything.
>an ESFP friend's gf who is kinda cute. Always eye fucks me whenever she sees me. Thinking about cucking the idiot because it doesn't seem like he's giving her a favor

And pretty much 90% of the posts in this cesspool.

I'm not sure why people say INFPs are the most ideal type for ENTJs. I have endured dealing with feeling types for like a half life yet I'm expected to be couples with one. No fucking way

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>>36416113
Yeah see this is what Im talking about. According to pic related we're ideal for each other, but stories like yours make me think that any relationship would be a horror story. I'd try to get shit done and make something of myself while they'd alternate between wasting time and trying to survive a self inflicted crisis.

Based on who you've met, what do you think the best match for ENTJs is?

I just want to be cuddled up with momma while she strokes my hair
Forever

>>36416338
Momma as in a mommy gf?

Alfa bux beta lux

>tfw 2 inches
>tfw will never fuck a girl

whoops

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>>36415535
>tfw 2.5 inches
>tfw fucked a prostitute that laughed and called me baby
>tfw so nervous and ashamed and disgusted with myself that i couldnt cum
You're honestly better off not even trying

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>>36415535
>>36415562
s-sorry brah

>For the most part, things are actually ok.
no they're not

what a retarded generalization to make as a thread. I hate this preachy philosophical bullshit more than any other kind of thread.

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>>36415495
Thanks for this post OP

>>36415495
>Most of your life spent in solitude has been constructed in your mind by fearful thoughts. You have been living in a dream world. For the most part, things are actually ok.
I needed to hear this, thanks lad.

Was he sober and you were sleeping in it at the time?

>dad goes on ypur computer amd masturbates at the end of your bed

Fucking cunt

>>36415503
He was drunk but I WAS sleeping in it. How can I ever recover, anon?

My sister in law was obsessed with that dude. Had his nudes as a desktop wallpaper and shit.

Personally I think he was a bit tryhard

Also I am pretty sure the general consensus here is this day belongs to adolf.

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>>36415456
>he was 6'7
Jesus what the fuck, must've been pretty intimidating to meet him irl

>>36415456
>Peter Steele day
Why is today Peter Steele's day?

same but I'm 23 :)

>>36415450
I'm 24 years old and I've never kissed a girl

Me too, turning 26 soon.

>>36415427
Listen to better hip hop music, then? Or if you're really that insecure about the stuff that you're into force yourself to listen to different shit. Who fucking cares?

>>36415427
listen to young thug, he's a right-wing conservative rapper

>>36415427
Maybe you are just listening to shit cause this doesn't feel gay at all

We used to be tight, now it's shoot on sight
Taking the ghetto right, sliding in your wife on a rainy night
Low budget nigga wanna act like
You'se a killer in the spotlight but never lived the life?
Throw the griller in your mouthpiece, rock you to sleep
Fucking wit Street, you better travel wit heat
Speaking my piece
You survived my attempt to homicide
Tried to slide and lit five rounds but hit the building side
This is how it's going down, ain't no peace until you're gone
Play around, with your life playa you won't live long
Probably got a vest on
But your thoughts react like a young pawn
That's when I swarm on your street dreams you moron
Carry on, forty lead dons went through your Teflon
I remained calm
Even though you straight passed through my left arm
I never fold I reload, keep my clip full mode
Empty out six slick, to bloody up your wardrobe
Plus that click you run with, I heard y'all niggas rub dicks
Greet niggas with a french kiss, some real fag shit
Seen the bitch in you, from the first day you came through
Saw the size of my crew, and started actin brand new
That bullshit you pulled, you gon' pay too
You went bubbling blue, it's dead on the avenue
I bailed you out, passed off a key to the stash house
So you could lay low, from your P.O
Before you mashed out
Then you went the wrong route
That's why I threw my dick in your girl's mouth
Get snuffed the fuck out, walk with your guns out

>>36415399
Dubs confirm

What did you do? Greentext please

sorry to hear that. best you can do is figure out what happened so you won't fall for the same mistake again in the future, friend.

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>>36415423
My clutch got stuck on the floor and didnt move. I had problems before with it but it was never anything too major. Today I had a problem to actually move from place because the clutch was still on the ground even when I didnt have foot on it. I was trying to unblock it while driving , I saw that truck in front of me was going left so I went to his right thinking I will just go around the corner and stop. Unfortunately the truck was just trying to make more space so he could make the turn but I wasnt focused enough on the road and didnt notice. He crashed into me. Thankfully nothing happened to anyone and truck wasnt damaged but my mom called me things that I really am, an idiotic failure. Getting a driver license was one of the biggest mistakes of my life

please never make another post ever again

>>36415415
I beg your pardone

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>>36415393
Cont...

>I feel very jealous as well as zeleous
>Is this not my moment to shine? Am i not a man to stand up for everyone, my principals and my feelings.
>As. I approach to hit the jerk in the back of the head I stop myself after the punch is thrown.
>This results in a mere light tap
(Inner monologue) flopping flounders I'm in for it now.
>He turns around
I PANIC
>He sees me
I scream inside
>He says "hey do i know you"
No but did you drop this
>I hold up a cigarette bud that my hands picked up from the grey old ground.
>He says no in a smarmy way.
(Inner monologue) oh Hamburgers i better think fast.
It must be mine then I say
>The guy looks concerned as I briskly walk with the old end of someone's cancer stick to class.

Even if something sounds remotely appealing to me, I can't reasonably expect that I'd ever be able to do it. I think most people just take whatever job they just happen to get stuck with and make the best of it.

>>36416350
I can't do that. The only job I can manage to get is some low tier retail shit. I can't do that forever. I'd rather be dead, easily.

>>36415369
You should dress up like a girl and be some anon's stay at home boyfu

He probably killed himself. This is not even original.

>>36415337
Nah, georgie is of tougher stock than that. My feeling is someone was trying to fuck with him or his job.

>>36415291
>our guy
what are we reddit

oh wait..

>>36415217
Both are shit.
Originahaleol

>>36415217
Smash Mouth = 4chan
Miley cyrus = Reddit

first half for me, being from 94. we had some pretty cool cartoons out here, then they get replaced in the second half by shitty voice-overed american disney bullshit that's still doing a number on kids' minds now.

>windows XP
>ps2 (love ps1 too)
>pretty much none of the kids had a phone

I don't want your shitty service.

Never heard of this service until OP posted it but have any robots tried it?

looked on website, this is cancer
you are all will be better if you orded yourself a hooker few times and learn that sex is not a big deal, and females are no big deal too