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>>36416690
>Post your cut dicks!

How about no, you literal homosexual?

That said, I hate being cut.

>>36416690
>circumcision general
>posts uncircumcised girl
you fucked up op

>>36416736
That would be hilarious, but I don't want to end up on a watch list.

>>36416637
yes, of course she is right

it's like saying not all muslims are terrorists, just generalizations

REEEEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU BITCH IM JUST LIVING MY LIFE AND YOU JUDGE ME THIS IS BULLSHIT

they ask if it's huge?

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>>36416652
in a feigned sense of quasi sarcastic disbelief

Posting from my Galaxy S2 right now.
It works so why change?

>>36416619
This is an edited picture by some butthurt autist.
The original the races are reversed.

>>36416812
This guy knows his cuck porn, very impressive

Who the fuck edits the races like this? LOL

How triggered do you have to be to change the white girl and cuck to black and bull to white?

I'm not planning to stop you but this meme's getting old man. How do you feel about bears?

Clearly not; you keep posting it. As long as you acknowledge it's degenerate.

>>36416554
>How do you feel about bears?
Bad. I hate facial hair.

and you still use a picture of an ugly chick

raise your standards

>>36416538
I like homely girls

>>36416562
shes not homely shes just ugly

There's a McDong's right outside my window
I keep fantasizing about building a mcnugget zipline

>>36416455

whats with the fucking prices here last time i went to bugger king it was like 7 pounds for a burger

But I thought Bongland was a paradise compares to the U.S? From Poland, have thought of moving to U.K

>>36416414
invest

enjoy what she has to offer before you fuck up and realise sex is not that life changing magic sauce that'll fill that void in your chest

>>36416792
>invest
>in a female
Then you end up like that cuck on reddit who was told to "wait" for 5 years only to find out she cheated on you to have sex with a guy she knew for a week.

>>36416414
>What do?
Just go jerk off, you fucking chimp.

nigga get sum petroleum jelly

been there, make sure you don't do that too often.

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>>36416413
Do you have any vitamin E gel caps at your home? They are a cure-all for skin related rejuvenation. After a good shower and pumice, I apply a capsule to the feet and get no "crusting" for 4-5 days. They stay looking young, healthy and hydrated. I imagine it would rejuvenate the tender skin of your bell end as well, as that's one of the only things vit E does.

>kusama

>>36416411
>tfw feel strangely turned on by that comic
>tfw no abusive femdom gf

>>36416854
this to be completely honest. That's hot as fuck.

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This too hehe xD

>>36416391
>watching football

>>36416391
They're not even using it right

>>36416352
I'm actually not doing too bad. I'm a NEET on a nocturnal schedule, so I had a great night of doing nothing and now I'm getting ready to sleep soon.

I feel like shit. I'm a lazy fucker and basically I don't do nothing in my life. I can't get out of this and I tried and tried and tried... And still I don't get nothing done

>>36416352
On the verge of actually going mad.

Any idea why it didn't work out?


orig

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>>36416301
When a woman says no, what she really means is try harder.

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>>36416301
What do you think is best in this particular situation? You could always be persistent, it's not necessarily the end of all worlds by any means but I'd chalk it up to what you think is most fitting in this situation. I'd have to know more of it if you seek out guidance, that is.

Just blow your load dude, their fault for entering without knocking

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>having a good wank
>getting super into it
>share walls with toilet
>realise i didnt plug headphones in
>toilet flushes

>>36416291
That's not the climax, that's the conflict. lrn2plot

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>>36416243
Not sure what it is you're talking about. Not sure of much these days.

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>>36416243
>generic blonde bitch got paid to add in crappy vocals to a crappy rap song and wasn't even in the same shot as the rapper

Nigger got cucked

>>36416243
White women can't control themselves around black men