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Anonymous
2017-04-20 03:21:20 Post No.36417731
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:21:20 Post No. 36417731 [Report] [View this topic]

How 2 get a gf I'm 18 is it too late will i have to raise another man's son? Are all women taken or single mothers at this age am i going to die alone?

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:24:39 Post No.36417762
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:24:39 Post No.36417762 [Report]

Calm down, you fetus. You're fucking 18.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:27:57 Post No.36417812
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>>36417762
But I'll be 19 soon am I doomed to walk this blue earth alone for the next 60 - 10000 years?

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:33:29 Post No.36417886
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>>36417812
Get out of this place then. Work towards getting a girlfriend instead jerking off to anime all day and expecting life to be easy on you. Talk to people. blievbe in uzelf

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:16:31 Post No. 36417661 [Report] [View this topic]

>You should smile more anon!

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:18:12 Post No.36417684
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>>36417661
>you should talk more anon

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:19:18 Post No.36417700
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>>36417661
>take your shirt off at the beach anon

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:21:16 Post No.36417730
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>why dont you talk?

fucking normies leave me alone

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Niggers 2017-04-20 03:16:09 Post No.36417656
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Niggers Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:16:09 Post No. 36417656 [Report] [View this topic]

I recently revisited that period of youtube where everyone was screaming at "Reaction videos" and the talentless morons making them, and I noticed all of the biggest "reactionists" are niggers.

All of them are stealing other people's work.
Coincidence?

also nigger hate thread

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:28:38 Post No.36417824
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If we're on the topic of YouTube trash then know that white people own that market. Nearly 98% of YouTube channels are pure fucking cancer with autistic humor and teenager target audience. And like 99% of that content is made by whites. Not only are reaction channels meaningless and harmless, it was created/invented by whites. So really what are you complainng about? Black people having a little fun in a small sub section of YouTube?

Kys

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:33:32 Post No.36417890
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>>36417824
They're stealing.
>So what are you really complaining about? Black people stealing in a small subsection of the city?

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:33:49 Post No.36417895
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>>36417824
This, honestly.

99% of that 98% cancerous as fuck content is just jews and white people

Anonymous
2017-04-20 03:15:44 Post No.36417651
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:15:44 Post No. 36417651 [Report] [View this topic]

>girl I like starts a chat with me
>we get along very well incredibly
>We both like Ghibli movies and have similar taste in music
>keep chatting till very late and share personal stories
>probably some of her friends red our conversation and commented "Me and Anon are actually dating" on a public chat
>everyone commenting like "is that true?"
>she answers to every comment "No, it was X who wrote it. I would never date him, he is gross btw." Than deletes the post
>Someone shows me the screenshots next day. Feel ashamed and mocked at the same time
>Block her and refuse to talk irl.

Women are fucking beasts .

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:18:07 Post No.36417681
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>>36417651
that's what you get for talking to roasties
no sympathy for you

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:20:25 Post No.36417719
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>talk to girl online for four months
>rocky road, i've had feelings of inadequacy that i don't deserve her and i end up having breakdowns with her constantly
>after a breakdown i cut her off for a few days and then come crawling back
>she says im too emotional and overwhelming
>try to hide my emotions more around her, act interested in what she says, but generally deadpan because i'm scared i will overwhelm her
>fast forward
>pic related

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:25:34 Post No.36417780
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>>36417719
She wants to you to be normal anon. Not a fucking weird extreme cunt

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2017-04-20 03:15:29 Post No.36417647
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chaosprogenity 2017-04-20 03:15:29 Post No. 36417647 [Report] [View this topic]

Why people smoke?

I just smoke a whole pack this week for the first time and I just feel terrible and smelly.

Smokers should be shot in the fucking head.

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:18:17 Post No.36417685
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>>36417647
Yeah, we probably should be. It would definitely expedite the death process. This smoking shit takes too long

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:19:25 Post No.36417702
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:19:25 Post No.36417702 [Report]

Smoking is for losers

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:20:34 Post No.36417721
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:20:34 Post No.36417721 [Report]

At first they start doing it because it's 'cool' or they otherwise fall for Big Tobacco propaganda. Then they get addicted and can't stop. It's not hard to understand.

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Why do people want girlfriends? 2017-04-20 03:14:54 Post No.36417640
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Why do people want girlfriends? Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:14:54 Post No. 36417640 [Report] [View this topic]

Girls are annoying pieces of meat that just happen to have a vagina.
Why is everyone so upset about not having one? All we're missing out on is like 5 minutes of pleasure. Is it even worth it?
You'd have to deal with an annoying cunt for days maybe even weeks before you could get those 5 minutes.

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:16:12 Post No.36417657
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:16:12 Post No.36417657 [Report]

instinct, humans are creatures of instinct

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:17:13 Post No.36417671
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:17:13 Post No.36417671 [Report]

Social status means everything. If you're incapable of getting a girlfriend it says a lot about you as a person.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:18:55 Post No.36417692
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>>36417640
You get you're come uppence for acting the Mickey normie.

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RAINBOW GATHERING THREAD 2017-04-20 03:11:06 Post No.36417582
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RAINBOW GATHERING THREAD Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:11:06 Post No. 36417582 [Report] [View this topic]

This might be the most import thread of your life anon.
The gathering is your best shot of touching a vagina with out paying .
You may lose your virginity and have a fun camping trip with other robots all at the same time.
Lets get some rideshares going to save gas moneys and to get carless anons to the gathering

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:13:13 Post No.36417613
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>>36417582
>What's the catch?
>There's always a catch

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:19:13 Post No.36417698
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>>36417613
It's hairy. That's it.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:34:13 Post No.36417899
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>>36417698
And there are some smells that you will smell as well

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:09:06 Post No. 36417551 [Report] [View this topic]

The guy to the right is the BROTHER of the Chad on the left. How the fuck could nature be this evil.

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:11:29 Post No.36417588
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:11:29 Post No.36417588 [Report]

He's a faggot though. Such is the equilibrium of nature.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:11:57 Post No.36417595
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>>36417588
He's hetero

It's over.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:12:17 Post No.36417602
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:12:17 Post No.36417602 [Report]

Maybe he will be the successful child

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:05:38 Post No. 36417492 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are white people so damn evil and racist?

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:06:51 Post No.36417514
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>>36417492
I didn't make this racebait, also not as fat as the fat fuck who plays football with my 'friend.'

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:07:32 Post No.36417525
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:07:32 Post No.36417525 [Report]

MOMMY MOMMY LOOK
I POSTED IT AGAIN

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:09:43 Post No.36417563
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>>36417492
They're insecure. Besides, their race is dying, who cares about them

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:04:29 Post No. 36417476 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no disgustingly fat liberal gf to fuck

What's even the point?

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:05:55 Post No.36417496
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>>36417476
She doesn't even look like a real person, how do you even achieve thighs like that without having a matching belly?

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:07:05 Post No.36417518
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:07:05 Post No.36417518 [Report]

Her poops. Imagine her poops.

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>>36417496
I know, just imagine how fat her pussy is though.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:03:39 Post No. 36417462 [Report] [View this topic]

>live in germany
>meet this girl
>her parents are from russia just like mine
>seems perfect
>take her out on a date
>have lots of fun just talking about shit
>she seems pretty good
>next day we text and she tells she had a boyfriend for 5 years (she is 23 now)
>says she is done with him, haven't had contact since them
>apparently they broke up fours months before
>before our next date she tells me she is meeting him again to talk about something important
>tells me it's complicated
>mfw

What should I think now? Fuck this shit man. For the first time in my life I thought I found a decent woman. What is this supposed to mean?

Women are all trash to be honest.

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:05:38 Post No.36417493
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>>36417462
The last part might be a bit confusing. She told me it's a bit complicated what is going on there and they are going to meet right before we have our appointment for the second date.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:11:14 Post No.36417584
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>>36417493
She's being open and honest with you

> wow such trash

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:25:18 Post No.36417774
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>>36417462
>a couple of few women are shit
>wow all women must be shit
are you stupid

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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:02:37 Post No. 36417448 [Report] [View this topic]

>break up with fiancee of four years
>say goodbye for the last time and leave our apartment to head for our parents
>on my way to the train station the reality of the situation sets in and I can't stop crying anymore
>try not to look anyone in the eye as I walk to the nearest bench
>sob with my head in my hands as commuters walk around me
>be grateful for wearing a baseball cap
>eventually check phone to check up on train ETA
>tears are falling on my screen one by one
>see the train approach eventually and the...thought occurs to me
>compose myself and hold on for the next 2 hours until I arrive at my parents

That was two weeks ago. Words can't describe the pain I felt in that moment.

I really had to share that. I don't have anyone else. I'm sorry, I'm just really hurt still and this moment seems to regularly haunt me in my dreams. I've barely slept and ate since then.

Thank you for reading.

We're all going to make it, right?