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>>36422637
Wait until he leaves her and then ask if he cares.

Some slut is not worth ruining your friendship over, which is why you should ask out of respect.

>>36422637
hoe up and lose your nerve, proceed to forget about it. continue to create annoying threads?

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>>36422637
Do it. And if possible do it in the same house as her BF in the bathroom or something. And record it of course and please post it on xhamster or pornhub under tags "cheating" and "Friend"

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>>36422620
>drifter found the sister fister
its all coming together lads

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>FBI activated the virgin virus

What kind of degenerate cums on their keyboard

>>36422584
Unsweetened tea and ham and cheese sandwich. Also, who is that girl. She is cute.

Really anything goes good with a pot of joe in the morning, but my favorite is pancakes/waffles to dip in the coffee, or oatmeal made with coffee instead of pure water.

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>>36422584
call me old fashioned but I enjoy popcorn and ice cold cherry coke poured over vanilla ice cream.

>>36422580
No, they don't work at all. You're simply playing the emotional and attentive roles that her real-life boyfriends won't fulfill.

Personally, I don't think LDRs work at all, it just seems too unrealistic, artificial. If you can make it work or at least meet up with them, all the more power to you, but I think in most cases what >>36422614 said rings true.

>>36422580
>Do long distance retionships ever work?
Talking from personal experience.
No, they don't.

>>36422543
I'm transitioning if that's what you mean

>>36422553
How much do you look like a girl though? I'm wondering how many passable traps browse here.

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I think a lot of my anxiety growing up was the suspicion that the chad-types, who would always encourage me to hang around them as a pet/honorary chad without privileges, only did so because they wanted my boipussy. Ostensibly it made more sense that they wanted free tutoring/designated driving/Tom Sawyer-esque free project help, but I got that weird distinctive "might decide to fuck me, I'm not part of this deliberation" vibe from several of them... It was an abstract kind of uncomfortable.
I'm an agoraphobic, friendless schizo who would want to have sex with women, if anyone; but really no one.

Maybe someone will understand me.
its a rare thing

also if any of you want to guide me through cutting my throat right tell me your discord id.
Thanks

Do you know why people are telling you to go away? Here are some common mistakes that are easily fixed with some self awareness:

>you smell bad or look greasy
>you act like you're better than normies
>you're fucking annoying and won't shut up
>the stuff you want to talk about is autistic
>you seem like you're faking a persona to impress people
>you're too emotionally dependent on other people, which makes it seem like a chore to be friends with you

When in doubt, bee yourself BUT ALSO try to reward people for being around you. Compliment them, talk about uplifting subjects, give them a reason to enjoy spending time with you.

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Sup. I'm going to get in a shit ton of trouble for this (I'll have to dodge a ban) but here's the truth.

"4chan.org" wasn't the site's original URL. When moot made his greatest mistake, it was actually hosted at "4chan.NET", not "4chan.org". All of the ancientfag memes you know about are in fact from "4chan.net", and not "4chan.org". At some point (late '04, iirc), a proto-/pol/fag got peeved at moot for hosting loli and narced him out to Paypal, who promptly closed his account and seized all existing funds, forcing him to shutter "4chan.net". A little while after this, a group of disgruntled channers jonesing for their hentai fix got together and purchased "4chan.org", to which everyone, after much bitching, immigrated.

...And that's when somebody cut moot a check. Moot wasted no time in reactivating the .net domain (which had, in the meantime, been bought by a Japanese toy company; there was a huge legal fiasco wherein moot managed to prove that they'd actually sold the domain before the lease was technically up and nearly got countersued before the company finally settled). At this point (this would've been about late '05-'06), there were TWO 4chans, each with its own competing culture, memes, and poster base.
From what I recall, the original "4chan.net", moot's site, leaned further to the weaboo side (it still had guro and loli boards, for instance), whereas the new "4chan.org" was much more oriented toward the newer, ED-type "leejun"/raidfag posters. As you'd expect, they began raiding each other immediately, with .org shitposting "kill yourself otaku scum" and .net spamming hentai.
This situation pleased no one, and eventually the .org leadership led a coup against their admin (a weaboo who later went on to write books about lost tribes and UFOs in Japan), deposing him, permabanning him from the site channel, and taking both the domain and slightly-improved board software for themselves. (continued in next post)

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>>36423152
Having dethroned the foul tyrant, the .org staff begged moot to come back, run the place, and most importantly, pay the damn bills. This presented a conundrum: each domain had a distinct userbase, the userbases despised each other, moot (wary after being burned by PayPal) was unwilling to import the guro, shota, and loli boards, and without moot, there would be no one to administer the .net site.
Miraculously, help arrived that February in the form of one Robert Hopkins, a HAM radio nerd and scuba diver, who kept .net fully funded and operational, mostly in order to maintain the flow of Lucky Star hentai to his dick.

We are now in mid-2006. The first articles about this "4chan" thing are starting to come out in the mainstream press. Mudkips, cats, and lulz are very nearly household concepts. Business for 4chan.org (moot) is booming, and 4chan.net (Hopkins), while not growing at anything like the same rate, is doing very well for itself. 4chan, as a site and a concept, has a bright future ahead of it. Disaster strikes.

A group of posters from a forum which shall not be named, angry at having been upstaged by a weeb teen and slowly declining into irrelevance, decide to do a raid, prominently featuring 4chan's logo and memes. Eventually, the media figures out that 4chan had nothing to do with it, but the damage has been done. Angry moralfags and edgelord teens flock to both sites en masse, drowning out the original users. Moot panics and bans any discussion of raids, even harmless pranks (ie. Habbo) from the site. /b/tards, enraged at the perceived loss of freedom, shitpost harder and are banned, forcing them to go to 4chan.net to get their anonymous chat fix. Horrified by the influx of newfags and pissed-off, permabanned /b/tards, Robert takes a drastic step to protect the culture of his site: closing the domain and banning all new IPs, making admission invite-only. 4chan.net is now under sakoku. (continued)

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>>36423876
(I am honestly dumbstruck that I still remember all this crap.)

By 2007, the full extent of the damage becomes clear. 4chan.net (no longer its actual domain), always slightly more elitist than its sister site, has degenerated into an angry, paranoid shell of itself, wherein anything that could conceivably be linked to "mootard behavior" is met with a cold, no-read ban. IRC is choked with regulars asking to be let back into their site. 4chan.org fares little better. All references to "the .net site" are scrubbed from the documentation and FAQs. Moot, realizing that he can influence the culture, turns the moderators into full-time community managers, nipping anything even remotely likely to result in bad PR in the bud. Content suffers.

There's not much more to say. Things have stayed the course for about ten years. 4chan.net is a mummified remnant of what it once was, and 4chan.org is... 4chan. To answer your question, *blocks your path* is a 4chan.net meme that people (nearly everyone from .net is a cross-poster at this point) started posting here. I may or may not be banned for telling you this, depending on how many people are left who give a shit, but just in case, you may want to screencap this post. A former .net mod runs Desuarchive, so I doubt you'll find it there, if it vanishes.

>>36422443
I work HVAC so not a wagecuck, but I'd assume the later shifts would be better as you wouldn't have to deal with as many people as you would during the day.

>>36422443
Fuck, did name field on accident.

>>36422480
I've considered going into HVAC. How much do you enjoy it?

Is it scary working at a gas station late at night/early in the morning?

>>36422435
They do it to attract other males to increase the chance of having a child.

Same reason why the penis has a head shaped the way it is, to scoop out other males semen.

>>36422435
Why have you automatically ruled out that moaning is a natural way to communicate pleasure and that women do it to communicate their pleasure? That actually makes the most sense doesn't it. It's not necessarily forced, it's just that women don't have any drive to communicate with people who aren't there, so they don't moan during masturbation.

Maybe you should just be happy instead of finding new ways every day to be mad about people who are having fun lives.

>>36422464
If it's a natural communication, why is it so different between cultures? You know, japanese girls moaning like they are getting stabbed, american ones doing it like they are lifting heavy weights, etc.

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rest easy bros, you fought the good fight

May a robot from /r9k/ goes full autism and shoot his school in this year.

>>36422414
Can a black person shoot up a school so we can hear the family say "he wuz a good boy! He dindu nuffin! In fact he was out preaching the gospel that day!"

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>>36422365
do a minijob. earn up to 200 bucks extra to neetbux.
don't fall for the uni meme. you will need to do networking /internships during it ... aka stuff robots suck at the most

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How do you want to live your life honestly? The only thing that comes to my mind is joining the army full time or halv time.

>>36423211
i dont know really. im honestly too genetic trash to join the army probably lol.

>>36422941
i absolutely despise working for some fucker for a wage and strict schedule. thats what i try to avoid really

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dedchat

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>>36422529
is not
this chat is well alive with anime discussion and trap lewds

>>36422333
Nice quads im high on heroin and i feel like shit coming when im better

No but she did kiss me on the lips and still does.

>>36422314
Post source.
originaliorestioln

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>>36423374
This is what you want as requested by you

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>graduated
>college
>no friends
>no gf
>cant even get a call back from mcdicks
>"best years of your life brah"
>still waiting for them to start

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>>36422232
you and me both lad roblox

>>36422232
A year after HS and I'm honestly afraid I'll end up just like you. Fucking roastie ruined my life once and continues to haunt me even in my dreams.

nigger im going 2 need a quick rundown, just a basic gestalt, before i can provide you with any further assistance

I remember the first time I considered my recurring delusion that I was every poster on here playing a different role. It's essentially an esoteric application of solipsism, and I think it's somewhat related to what you're saying.
None of this usually makes any sense to me, in a linear fashion.
Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug; schizophrenia drugs are satanic.

>>36422170
>being gawked at by a large organization
Google and so many other companies gawking at us is common knowledge anon anon