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What're you smonking, injecting, ingesting today robros?
Downed some xannies and am getting shitfaced off of cheap vodka right now. What about you senpaitachi?
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Getting dmt next week. Think I should wait until I'm less depressed before I do it.
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>>36425051
Gonna take a hit of acid w/ a friend after I get off work and smoke a bunch of dope. Gonna wrap up the night with half a bar
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>>36425051
>strong cheap beer in the morning and during the day
>vodka in the evening
then a fat joint to really get me down. not so much into other stuff, I'm just looking to cope actually.
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im fucking done with headsets
fucking christ i go through at least one of the damned things a year
i swear to fucking god they intentionally make them more fragile the more expensive they are
fuck im done.
fuckers can fucking deal with my shitty internal mic and having my sound pick up on it
shit i cant even play my speakers in game, someones gonna yell nigger and bother everyone in the house who hears it
fuck this shit might as well not even play vidya
might as well go outside and do shit and never give these shitty companies a damned cent again
fuck
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>i swear to fucking god they intentionally make them more fragile the more expensive they are
>someones gonna yell nigger and bother everyone in the house who hears it
>might as well not even play vidya
i know all these feels and it's not so bad in the end. playing quality singleplayer and getting some stuff done on the side is going to help you out more in the long run.
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superlux hd 681
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>TFW headphones you used for six years broke two days ago
RIP no other headphones have lasted me so long
I am a bit sad, like I've lost a trusty friend who was always there for me, silently holding my hand while I cried or fapped or had one of my temper tantrums.
Its not gonna be the same without them
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When doing squats, am I supposed to be doing 100 in a row?
My knees start to hurt after doing 20 so I end up taking a break then going back to doing squats until I feel pain again. I'm doing a 100 a day while doing push ups and jumping jacks inbetween, but when I get tired I look at my Instagram or browse 4chan until I catch my breath before continuing the work out. I'm trying to get a nice butt and body now that I have a boyfriend.
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>36424878
>100 in a row?
No, you do sets, if you are doing like resistance training with low weight high reps maybe, but you do 3 sets between 7-10 times.
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>>36424926
okay, thanks. I'm new to working out.
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>>36424966
learn deadlifts too, then when you can do those move on the clean and press.. squats, deadlifts are all power lifting, so do as much weight as you can 7-10 times take about a 45 second break between each set. Power lifting are some of the best exercises, if you dont already run a mile every other day.
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Do fembots exist in the UK?
>pic not related
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they dont exist at all
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girls can't even suffer from depression, what makes you think they can be robots?
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>>36424849
If you mean people like us then no, but girls do browse this place.
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>tfw have literally never won an argument on 4chan
>tfw now have an mental block from getting BTFO so much that i cannot fucking articulate properly anymore
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>>36424847
Well if you know what the specific problem is stop being a bitch about it and work on solving it.
Also stop taking talking to people on the internet seriously
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>>36424847
>an mental block
At least you know you cannot articulate yourself correctly ;^)
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what topics are you even debating?
Does /r9k/ consider Chads to be normies? I don't, I think most of them are above and superior to the common normie. They workout, groom themselves, and their general self-improvement easily makes them superior to most of the human population.
/r/equesting infographs regarding the different types of Chads.
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>>36424834
They are the highest classification of normie. They are not just plain normies they are normie gods among normies.
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A normie is anyone who can walk into a pub and have a conversation with someone in there about football or whatever the fuck else people talk about in pubs.
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>>36424834
They are the normie god. Normies look up to them whether it be vlogs, their looks, or penis.
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Fun Facts: In all of the African countries with the highest measured penis length (e.g., Congo at 7.1 inches), all data is self-reported. Which is to say that the data is unreliable. Of the countries with the largest average penis length measured and reported by medical professionals, all of them are European. Of the African countries with a larger-than-average penis length, all of the data is self-reported.
Compare:
Italy: 6.3 inches (measured erect)
Bulgaria: 6.0 inches (measured erect)
Hungary: 6.3 inches (measured erect)
Netherlands: 5.8 inches (measured erect)
Germany: 5.7 inches (measured erect)
vs.
Ethiopia: 5.3 inches (measured erect), 5.8 inches (self-reported)
Nigeria: 5.3 inches (measured erect)
Congo: 7.1 inches (self-reported)
Ghana: 6.8 inches (self-reported)
Cameroon: 6.6 inches (self-reported)
tl;dr: Black guys having huge dicks is a myth created by the porn industry. It's both a marketing ploy for gaining black customers, and a ploy to appeal to the weird fetishes of racist white customers. It is not backed up by any reliable scientific data. So, it's no surprise then that ads talking about growing your dick "as big as an African man's" are popular on porn websites.
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>>36424811
>all of the data is self-reported
You read that phrase and still wasted enough time typing up your post, retard.
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Worldwide average is probably somewhere between 6"-6.5". The OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of people probably fall under that size.
All the countries with smaller sizes than that are often malnourished or 3rd world.
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>>36424811
God dammit I come a cm short to my national average... I knew I have a small one, fuck!
Does anyone here have a real urge to just dig? I feel like digging a massive hole as deep as I can and making a whole bunch of tunnels.
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>>36424741
do it then
that urge is whatever you may find calling to you
...its waiting
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do you identify as a mole?
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You're gonna die doing that, anon
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What's for dinner robots 04/20
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>>36424699
What's the yellow and red stuff? Capsicum?
Medium grain rice
>uncooked onion
>Chicken with bones in it
>FOUL BLAZE
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>>36424863
It's broiled chicken and rice with peppers and garbanzo beans
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>>36424699
mom brought home pizza, so that's my breakfast/dinner
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When I jack off, I just pull my jocks up and go about my business.
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>>36424691
I fap in my bed and I clean my hand under my bed and sleep.
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I'm on HRT and sometimes drops of milk or discharge comes out of my nipples and I lick it
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>>36424864
Hostage Rescue Team? WTF
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>2017
>not wearing tracksuit
fuck off normies
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As usual the British do some years before and then everyone else copies it after it's stale.
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>>36424686
Fuck offf Justin
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spotted a slav
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can we please fucking get rid of reeecaptcha?
this shit is getting insane it just made me go through 4 captchas until i got the checkmark then tried to post and IT SAID THE CAPTCHA WAS WRONG
for fucks sake what happened to typing the numbers jesus
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Settings > Quotes and Replying > use legacy captcha
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>>36424681
Don't help the newfags out, newfag.
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>>36424611
if u are not a robot then why r u on r9k?
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BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ! 2017-04-20 09:42:01 Post No.36424569
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BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !
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brap brapb rap BRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ! !!
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d6c6587a1e7
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>>36424569
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57de82142a00f
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
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>>36424569
fucking hell i hate that you fuckers gave me this fetish
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>>36424569
>>36424970
>pornhub
my man you can find BRAP videos all up on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8
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>mfw gf is obviously pretending to enjoy my 3 inch dick
just stop
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so that's right below 8cm.
theoretically speaking, if a single finger can get the job done............
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>>36424550
>having a gf
>having a gf that loves you enough to overlook your 3 in cock and try to not hurt your feelings because she loves you
normies get OUT
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Women can cum from being dry-humped and that's basically the motions of fucking with no penetration at all.
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i may be the luckiest robot in the world right now:D
>be rural retard
>dad owns shit ton of land
>20yr old autistic NEET
>mom passed when i was a kid, dad is old as fuck
>dad croaked a week ago
>had the decision to sell all the land or keep the buisness running
>dads employees treated me like an idiot
>now sit on 300million dollars and got 50 people unemployed
>tfw revenge
feels gud
so now i bought pic related house and will be living as a magnificant NEET the rest of my days in an all white small town in the middle of nowhere. truly the first time ive ever felt happy :)
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>>36424539
You aren't a robot anymore then anon. You can't be a robot with that amount of cash. You can literally buy a great lifestyle. You don't belong here anymore.
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Do you need a live in tranny maid sex slave
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>>36424539
>$300 million
>buys rancher on meager plot of farmland
So uhhh, why do you plan to do with the $299,900,000 you have left over?