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What does your hair look like?
I AM ORIGINAL
I AM UNIQUE
I AM THE GREAT ONE
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>>36426697
>Tfw no red hot chilli pepper haircut.
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>>36426697
I could wipe my ass with these dreadlocks.
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Just a really short cut, size 2 on top and size 1 on the sides. I just got it cut last week after not getting one for about 9 months.and I shaved my beard off that I had been growing for 9 months
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I'm mostly mouse but symptoms
from other robot types appear from time to time
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>>36426692
mouse, but I'm a 6'4" giant
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probably a mix between wageslave and cerebrotonic with a bit of cyborg in there too
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>>36426692
i and other people probably have at least one matching feature from most of these
but essentially i am sloth
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How many holes does this shirt have?
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eight
what do i win
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8
What do I win
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>>36426742
You have solved my riddle. Congratulations.
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>"What's a roastie daddy? Is it something you eat? It sounds yummy!"
What do you tell her?
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>>36426648
>ugly mulatto daughter
fuck off
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>>36426648
>fathering a literal abomination
Fuck off, OP.
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>>36426648
Why have I got a gollywog as a daughter?
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>sister takes me to DMV
>after finishing my written test sister takes me a restaurant
>she wants to order an appetizer
>tell her not to because the appetizer will probably be out the same time as our main course and it will make us too full to finish our food
>she orders an appetizer anyway
>we end up having to take leftovers home because we got full
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>>36426639
>being a petulant little shit to your sister while she's in the process of doing you a bunch of favors
Kill yourself, my dude.
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why can't restaurants offer more healthy appetizer options?
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Who the hell doesn't like taking leftovers home, the food is usually better than the food you can make at home without heavy preperation, skill or energy.
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right now, do images load terribly slow for anyone else
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>>36426597
it does for me.
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>>36426597
I swear 4chan fucks with me from time to time and slows image loading to a halt when I'm on a roll. I rationalize that it is traffic, but this doesn't make sense at certain times of the day.
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>>36426597
HIROSHIMA WHYYYYYYY
moot would never do this to us
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Why is the word 'plump' so erotic?
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lump pump
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>>36426558
Probably you're a ESL, read what it means.
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>>36426596
lump plump cum
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Blacks guys do you hate being black and wish that you where white ?
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Highly original no
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>>36426531
that one faggot connieposter does
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If you really think that race isn't real then you everyone should wish to be white because whites have it best.
I know that race is real and I'm black. If I were white life would be easier so of course I would want to be white. Maybe I would even be a better person which would be icing on the cake.
>inb4 wah self hating
Pride will get you nowhere.
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What is the longest you've stayed awake before giving into boredom or sleep deprivation?
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a little over 72 hours
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>>36426542
How was it?
ORIIIIIGANANL
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Once I slept on a Thursday evening and didnt sleep until Monday morning. Shit hurt and my heart felt shaky. I do about one allnighter a wekk nowadays
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>Get long distance relationship with qt girl
>edate for a year or so
>eventually leave everything I have to move with her
>she gets kinda pissed off at me since she didnt realise how much of an aut i am, regularly reminds me that im not nice to be around
>find out she was cheating on me with other guys when we were in the LDR; decide to forget about it
>cant deal with me having depression, tells me to "just change"
>becomes abusive (according to every single person I've asked and every online article I've read, although I'm in denial) and I can't do anything about it since I'm such a beta
>meet her ex
>he asks to meet me in private
>we spend the afternoon together, and he tells me that i can live in his house for a bit since he knows how bad she is
>start to get extra concerned
>currently drinking myself into oblivion whilst she sleeps
>cant leave her because she's the only strong emotional connection I've ever had (parents hate me and never had friends since I was 15)
what do?
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Seams like its your own fault being with people who have depression and autism isnt fun.
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she's very abusive/insane and it's not a real emotional connection you're feeling
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>>36426575
she doesnt have depression nor autism
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Fuck god stupid kike sack of shot cocksuckinv cunt fuckinh die choke on your retarded down symdrome sons jesus flaccid dick you fuck never did shit for anyone you entitled egotistical fuck
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>>36426409
There is a god but he tried to get rid of nigs long ago. Libs stand in his way.
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>>36426409
>dead nigger
Good :^DDDD
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>blaming a non-existent God for things white people do
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Tell me something shitty about your life at the moment so I can feel better about mine.
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>>36426405
I want to grab a glass of a world class rum that I bought but I'm afraid I'll wake my gf in the process and think that I'm alcoholic
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>>36426405
I have a small cock, gyno, receding hairline, recessed chin and jaw, and rosacea. I'm one of the ugliest people that I am aware of, and I need at least $50,000 to fix my face issues and I'm currently jobless and broke
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I recently broke my glasses like a dumbass and I'm half blind so I can barely see shit while I'm waiting days for a new pair to be made. I won't even get into how shitty the rest of my life is
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maybe you're talking to someone famous and you don't even know
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Did you ever think of everyone posting on here and who they might be? For example, you don't know if I'm a youtuber famous or not, do you?
>tfw i have a secret identity
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>>36426273
hello, Surveillance Camera Artist
I like your videos
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>>36426273
I honestly could care less. You're youtube famous? Great.
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>>36426309
Thank you!
>>36426328
I think you do care!
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Anybody wanna see my penis?
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No thank you but I appreciate the offer
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>>36426248
Well that's one guy. What about the rest of you?
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>>36426196
No. Keep your penis to yourself please.
l love being a woman. Especially nowaddays.
FinaIly, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a litle bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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Pls erp on /trash/ you flaming faggot
Also tldr
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>>36426193
you niceguys sure love jerking yourselves off
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>>36426193
are you done with your stupid copy pasta?