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i think it's time for us to come up with new memes

wojak and pepe are normie tier now
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>>36431747
Apu exists. This site has be riddled with normies ever since we claimed to "elect Trump with meme magic"
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>>36431747

>appropriating wojak to make monkeyball memes

Every normalfag who has ever died in a mass shooting deserved it.

>>36432121

The meme magic/Kek shit really is cancer.
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You have no idea how fucking mad i am right now

Wojak was all we had left

Fuck this shit

Hey... hey anon... w..what music you listening to?

I.. I'm listening to some Black Metal... and you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5UTBnrw5jw
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>>36431744
jap skramz :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2l9qs60XJI
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>>36431744
im listening to music
i must be inspired to create my videogame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tJNWFdfuko
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>>36431780
reminds me a bit of elina seigman's scream voice :0

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Is he our guy? Seems like our guy? What do you think our guy's doing right now?
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>>36431720
>What do you think our guy's doing right now?

uh... rotting? he's fucking dead
the police found him and he shot himself
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>>36431720
hes either in juanimo bay or it's a made up story. literally the cia can locate anyone with facial recognition across the globe.
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>>36431905
Did he at least get his chicken nuggets?

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This is a positive thread.
Post things that are going well in your life.
Post things you are good at.
Post things you love doing.

I started going to kendo with a normie friend who kind of pities my miserable life so he tries to get me out of the fucking home that is depression.
Also I guess that means I have someone that cares if I kill myself or not. I am pretty fucking shit at kendo cannot do the most basic cut -men- right but I love practising.

It's your turn now robots
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haha cmon guys I know you are out there please post
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>>36431705
Err...emmm... yes?
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>>36431705
>Post things that are going well in your life.

All the shit that was holding me back or holding me down is behind me now

>Post things you are good at.

nothing really at the moment, jack of all trades and all that. I am focusing on re-leaning to play the piano and other instruments, as well as music theory & production.

>Post things you love doing.

Music, like I said, even if I'm not very good at it at the moment.

I also riding my bike around as exercise and leisure. I love going down familiar path or going down unknown roads. I'm glad it's biking season again.

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>tfw finally been on 4chan long enough to call someone a newfag

Feels good man
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>>36431691
Why the fuck would you want that
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straight to r/4chan
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you could've pretended to be an oldfag all this time, OP

nobody could have the post history of you because you're anonymous

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Hi, I'm YouTube celebrity DaddyOFive. I'm looking for new ways to prank my kid, Cody. What ideas do you have?

Pic related, it's my kid being pranked.
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rape him. Rape them all.
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>>36431671
Try faking your own suicide. Make sure to make it look real.

Orange
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>>36432163
No, no, heres a better one.
Walk up to the kid, and actually fucking commit suicide.
That'll get him.

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Guys...

I think I might actually have Aspergers...

Advice?
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What are the symptoms?
very original
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>>36431587
Go do some cocaine my man, or watch a movie and get some frickin fried chicken
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feel like a special needs person and wallow in mental pain like me

it may not be good advice but I do it and I haven't killed myself yet so...

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I am looking for a girl on/from this board named L. She won't talk to me so I just want to make this thread and leave a message to her saying I'm sorry for being how I've been, feeling how I have, being so suicidal, and all of that. I really miss you, and I am very very sad you are gone. My only wish in the entire world is to speak to you again but it looks like I won't ever get to so please just have a happy life without me. Goodbye L.
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>>36431573
fuck off you pathetic fucking normie with your bullshit problems and your "suicidal feelings XD" and fuck your stupid roastie whore that youre orbiting like the pathetic beta faggot you are, kill yourself
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>>36431573
I found her, here is L
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>>36431755
I know
>>36431825
Thanks for the help m8 problem solved.

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Went to a new doctor yesterday and she told me I was apparently supposed to untwist my balls if one starts riding up. Apparently it can cause symptoms like low testosterone, yellow/minimal ejaculate and chronic inflammation. If you have both but one isn't getting enough blood to work it apparently fucks up your hormones.

I untwisted mine a couple days ago and am starting to sleep a lot better and grow more chest hair. I just had hair around my nipples and a dot in the middle of my chest before, now its starting to grow all over my chest. How many other robots might have this?
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>>36431556
h-h how do you untwist it, anon?
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Holy fucking shit Anon... I've always wondered what the high up bump was. What the fuck.
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>>36431610
>>36431618
This is a troll please don't try to untwist your nuts

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Tomorrow is my birthday, and I want to know what boards are going to have a board party with me- or if they would give me free stuff. I'm turning 19 tomorrow. Do y'all want to celebrate maybe?
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>y'all

No
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>>36431440
Bump for birthday boys
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>>36431580
Oh huehuehuehue

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Well this is fucking stupid, today I just got rejected by a girl for my short stature. I'm only 5'11 and this is bullshit.
Women will only go for men who are 6'0 or above! Why are all girls like this?

Why the fuck do these girls go for guys with shitty personalities and not someone like me? The guys these girls for treat them like shit but yet these girls love it! It's not like nice guys have done anything wrong to deserve this fate.

None of these girls will ever date me! I keep getting requests from fat and ugly pieces of shit that deserve no man ever. Why are less desired men like me left to fuck these horrible monstrosities?

What a lady really needs is a gentleman, one who is well-mannered and will provide for her. whenever necessary

But in the event that I even get a girlfriend there is always the chance that she's not a qt3.14 virgin, she will always be dreaming of some chad or a big black bull.

God I hate women...
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>>36431394
You know it's the same guy in both picture right?
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>>36431394
Fuck you, women don't date you because of your personality, you piece of shit. I'm 6'3" and a fucking incel because women think men are awful because of people like you, not knowing I'm a real freliendly guy.
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>>36431480
Shut the fuck up chad, how is it my problem that you can't get women, I probably live in a completely different country, don't blame me faggot

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What are you addicted to anons? Sex? Porn? Drugs?

I'm addicted to this fucking soda. It's so fucking good. All different kinds of this shit is good. A&W is my main, but there's this stuff at the local super market that's cheap as fuck but also delicious. And at the big amusment part I go to with my family they sell Sioux City cream soda that's the fucking bomb in these glass bottles

Why has man created such delicious flavor? It's like having your taste-buds enveloped in pure sex.
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>>36431343
im a big fan of the jew brew myself, Dr. Browns Cream Soda.
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>>36431409
>Dr. Browns Cream Soda
Where might I find such delicious soda??
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>>36431343
Weight/heigt, op?

lane vall----

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I just leave the room when a pretty girl enters.
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by being mutually attractive
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>>36431314
same I always run away when a girl shows up around my group of friends
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>>36431314
This actually. I get super nervous around any 5/10 or more girl. I'm such a fucking pervert I just can't help but slant a peek at their tits or ass (unless they're morbidly obese or something). I can't imagine myself being that casual with strangers.

>Wake up
>do some stretches
>see there's there's the worlds biggest loser in our discord
>ask them who they are
>he acts like a retarded autist
>ban him
Have any of you experienced this kind of autistic?
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>>36431206
Autism is a mental illness, not something you should make fun of!
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>>36431417
>m-m-muh DISABILITY
stop
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>>36431490
I never said it was a disability, it doesn't stop you from doing anything, (unless you have severe autism) it's just not right to make fun of someone for something they have no control over.

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>5 cards in hand
>opponent at 10 life
>mfw I'm at 26 life
>mfw I own an Aethertorch Renegade on the field
>I have 9 energy counters
>tfw not my turn
>bitch plays two thriving turtles
>sowhat.gif
>my turn
>I play Fateful Showdown
>I then tap Aethertorch Renegade and pay 8 energy
>I win
MFW I beat this bitch with a green/red energy (standard).
Also, how do you guys feel about Amonkhet? It seems like trash to me.
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>>36431184
Amonkhet has a couple cool cards but nothing jumls out as being powerful enough to shake standard at all and unless they ban copycat/gideon then standard wont change at all. Also G/R energy is hella fun for how cheap it is.
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>>36431184
Amonkhet is the worst set in awhile but hey, I don't really give a shit since I play Modern and EDH so essentially no cards from it will be played.
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>>36431184
lol i won it all with generic reddit budget deck, only thing i did was read the wiki guide

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