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*yaaaawwwwwwwwn*

Oh hellow there little wagie, shouldn't you be sleeping? It's already 1:23 AM on a Thursday night so you know what that means/ You have to wakey uppey extra early to go to your jobby wobby.

Me? I'm just waking up from a 6 hour nap and am now going to play some videogames and watch some hentai. Then I'll probably eat some of the filet mignon I have marinating that I bought with my SSI money that YOU'RE PAYING FOR!

You know what they say wagie, another day, another dollar. Get some rest and make me some more money tomorrow please.
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Someone redpill me on autismbux.
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> Implying I haven't been unemployed for the past week

Best week I've had in 6 years lads.
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>>36433854
I only get $600 per month there is no way you have filet mignon unless you still live with mammy n pappy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWlYOPoXqKY

our lad
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>>36433839
<3 poor reviewbrah
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>>36434231
>poor reviewbrah

what happened?
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>>36434269
What what the fuck, what video is this?

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>tfw no 10/10 model redhead curvy gf
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>>36433734
>redhead
>10/10
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>>36433734
oreganojhgsfgmbcc
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most natural red headed girls are such cuties i usually dont go for them because they remind me of someone else tho

>third year university student.
>university allows me to set up a stall selling my crafts outdoors at a stall.
>up until this point been selling mostly on etsy, business is good, but wanted some quick physical sales.
>I make stuff out of concrete...I make chairs, tables, dog bowl holders, cool lego concrete stuff, but I was selling candles.
>My parents are divorced, my mother is on drugs all the time and my dad left years ago.
>this is how I pay for university, my bills, my dorm, my course, food, etc, etc, etc this is how I pay for it
>I sell my candles for cheap, It takes around, on average around $4 to make a candle, and I sell them for $5-10 each depending on the size, extra work etc, etc etc, I don't sell that many per hour, maybe 2-3, so $6 of profit per hour.

>I print off signs, make nice boxes and handwritten letters explaining why I sell the candles.

>My friend is helping me sell the candles.
>at lunch, he doesn't come back.
>he's probably thought I could handle it.
>I can, but I need to go to the bathroom
>I go to the bathroom for maybe 10 minutes.
>a class comes out while I was gone.

>When walking back to my stall I see girls walking around with my candles.

>They stole my candles.

>They literally picked them up like they were free.

>some of them even took the box, with the handwritten letters, and are reading them.

>Get infuriated, why the fuck would you pick up and touch someone elses property, when it was clearly for sale, and literally ocmmit theft.

>some of the girls I explain this too hand them back and then pay for them, others are reluctant to hand them back, but they do.

>One girl said that I was harrassing her, for trying to take back my candle, and my university shuts down my stall within the hour, and told me I'm not allowed to sell on school property anymore due to "my behaviour"

>wake up today, etsy store is flooded with bad reviews saying that my candles "are poorly made" and "fall apart". they're CONCRETE

I want to kill women.
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>>36433731
>TL;DR
OP was so beta he couldn't say no to women
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>>36433739
At what part could I have said no you fucking retard.
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What an odd scenario, sounds like a shit time. How did they review you on etsy, don't you have to buy directly from there first?

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why are women such betas /r9k/?
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>>36433603
its like they get off to being lame and submissive
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gooksluts not even once
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>>36433616
...yeah dude.

Used to have an asian gf who liked being choked, hit, degraded, etc.

Very common.

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Is the sassy loud black woman a stereotype or is it true?

>I don't live around any blacks
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I live in North Texas there's a good amount of black women here. A fair amount of black women I've known are shy and we'll spoken. Some are even more annoyed with their ghetto counterparts than us.

Idk man, I like 90% of the ones I meet. Anecdotal evidence but hey hope it helps bro
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>>36433563
You already posted this like 5 minutes ago
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>>36433702
It's the same thread you dumb fucker. Kys now

Brazilian here, asian men are disgusting, pic related.
Asian men are the most passive agressive cowards, they aren't trolling and full blooded asian loser beta called tyger invented a blog larping as eurasianwriter or happa bullshit, are also in asianmasculinity and aznidentity

They are the most mediocre men of all races possible, they also don't spam only in 4chan but other websites, the asian men larping as white in hope of make the white male repulsive and shilling hard against white men.

But i would fuck a effeminate asian men

Have only two types of asian men

The ugly who nobody likes and nobody even feel atracted really, they are fucking try hard, and for the penis of asian men is bizarre, they are ugly, they looks like crippled shit, when asian men have muscle they looks like try hards because is weird their body, their penis when is not microdick and asian men have penis of normal size instead of small, still looking disgusting, try hard, ugly and this is why they are only good if are shemales since you don't want their dicks but their mouths and ass and if their microdicks are hard could be cute in asian traps

The cute who is useful to be fucked and become shemale
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>>36433490
>huehuehuehue
>huehuehuehue
>hue
All I'm getting from you.
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>>36433490
>But i would fuck a effeminate asian men
ur gay m8
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I've seen the spam on yahoo answers of all places recently too, could it be Tyger?

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>This episode of The Angry Video Game Nerd is literally and unironically sponsored by Full Sail University

How did that make you feel?
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does he still make videos? kind of miss them.
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>>36433481
don't care, he's been making content for years and the plug was at the very end of the video so i didn't have to watch it
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>>36433592
Yeah, but they aren't as good anymore. They're okay, but he's lost his touch. I don't think he really cares about making these videos very much anymore. He's more whiny than angry in the newer videos.

And the one that came out today ended with a serious commercial for Full Sail University, which is okay, the guy's gotta make money, but it felt a little strange to me.

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Anyone got more gifs like this? Pepe and Wojak fighting?

Come on lads help a nigga out
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What is the dynamic of Pepe and Wojak? Are they friend? Enemies? They're always killing each other, but then they're also friends. What does their relationship represent?
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>>36433531
Pepe ia an asshole but wojak puts up with his shit because pepe is his only friend
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>>36433531
Pepe and Wojak are a split of the old "Anon", one being our insecurities and fears and the other being our inner demon and anger at the world

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try harder until you overcome it, pikachu wouldn't give up just because he was at a severe disadvantage.
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Pikachu had friends and a trainer who believed in him
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>>36433458
Fucking normie ass pikachu
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Pikachu is a dick. Did you even watch the first episode?

They replaced him. Hence why his tail is different.

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How does one exactly keep a woman loyal? A Chad I know just got cucked and I'm wondering is there's any way to stop this
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>Always keep an arm's length from her, never get attached
>let her know you would be just as well off without her
That's pretty much it desu OP
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She is born loyal or not.

Loyal girls can be hit or cheated on and still stay.

Unloyal girls will be unloyal no matter what you do for them or give them. They will make up a reason.
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>>36433374
Maintain frame, inspire dread etc.

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Boy, today was a pleasant day, I wonder why wagecucks won't join us in our delight.
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>>36433365
Is that a job application I see there OP.
Y-you aren't quiting NEETdom right?
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>>36433365
If everyone was a NEET, what do you think would happen?
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>>36433365
I go to work and play NEET at least half the day. Wife isn't there to nag me and the boss is chill AF.

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All I want is a fat girl who isn't a cunt. Holy shit guys. I'm a fucking 6'2 jock and I've read the entire English cannon, can't I just have a chill fatty? FUCK
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>>36433349
It's "Canon"
Not "cannon"

Embarrassing, huh, bud.
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have you actually tried hooking up? Where did you try and how often?
Do you live in a populated area?
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>>36433471
No I literally read an English cannon.

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>Stop watching porn!
>Why are you watching it?! Don't you know that it affects your brain and-

STOP.

Stop telling me to stop watching porn.

For christ's sakes, I don't even know how to get laid. It's not because of porn, it's because I suck with women. At this point, I don't even care too much about bedding women either.

Porn is porn. It's just sexual acts, video taped. That's all it is.

Dude, people have been masturbating since the dawn of time. Porn is nothing at this point. Why do you think it's so natural for even MONKEYS to masturbate?

Dude, look it up, you can even see that monkeys and apes masturbate. Masturbation is a natural thing. We do it to stimulate the sexual feelings. We watch porn to enhance those feelings.

Porn isn't bad, but porn isn't good either. It's neutral. It doesn't hurt anyone and society is okay regardless of it.
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>>36433314
You kinda sound like a faggot, no offense

Ogri
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>>36433338

None taken. I do like my femboys anyway.
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>>36433355
Btw, I think the point of those posts aren't to tell you to stop masturbating, it's to tell you to stop masturbating to porn, as it sets unrealistic expectations of sex

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So how's that story you're writing coming along?
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It's going ok. Maybe I will finish it in a year or two.
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>>36433311
It's not. I have nothing original or interesting to say and no worthwhile way of phrasing it.
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>>36433311
lol I'm literally the last one

It's going alright, but it's hard because I want it to be really good. It's more for me though, I don't plan on ever publishing it.

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