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is there a worse board than /mu/? kind of circlejerking levels I couldn't believe would ever exist. Best part is for all their arrogance most don't play anything themselves and are armchair wagecuck critics kek
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Only board worse than /mu/ is /soc/.
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/fa/ is pretty bad.
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>>39307860
reminder that /mu/ is objectively the best place on the internet to discover and discuss music and anyone who says otherwise most likely listens to dadrock exclusively.

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>tfw the hate you tried to suppress is resurfacing
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>>39307829
i like when that happens
it's always more cunning and violent than before
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwkliy8qEyA
I listen to death grips and have violent fantasies to deal with it
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>>39307829
yessss
let the hate flow through you

When was it that you guys started owning your autism and lack of social skills thereof?
>be half confident robot
>tell myself that someone will like me and my quirks
>continues to break eye contact with every human being
>stutters and can't communicate properly when repeating lines in my heads while talking to others
>realize I'm too far gone to change
>take it with a grain of salt and half gallon of vodka
>rinse wash repeat every month or so. Build confidence, tear it back down myself
>decide I'm going to never quite fit in with friends or family, and always doubt it
>halfway gone with bottle of vodka. Feel strangely okay with being a loser reject of society
I'm not going to bother anymore. I like my stupid problems. But I'll never be okay with them because no one else will be.
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>>39307807
I wouldn't mind being your friend now that I know of your problems. Being a true friend means that you have to work around people's problems and still find what makes them a good person.
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>>39307807
I've dealt with some issues but others just don't go away. I might be too far gone, too broken to fix any more. Thus, it's probably best to just be myself, it doesn't matter anyway...
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>>39307896
Thanks, anon. I always thought I'd be good at figuring people out, and be good friends. But I don't usually seem to hold onto them.

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25+ thread

It feels like just yesterday...
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27 here. I am a shell of my former self. My energy has been gone for some time. I am overcome by negativity and interacting socially is very difficult for me. I think my previous heavy weed use changed my mind permanently. Did that happen to anyone else. Seems like everyone can look right through me and can tell that I have no gf and havent had sex in ages. Just by watching me and my mannerisms they tell me this and it hurts. I get along with my parents ok but me and my sisters despise eachother. I am slowly drifting away from the friends I have and making new ones seems difficult. On the positive side, I am completely self sufficient and while I only make 52k a year I am able to save up and live within my means. I dont know if I will ever find contentment.
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Just turned 26. Wanna kill myself.
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>>39308003
you seem to strongly identify with being a robot. Let go of that identification.

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why don't you befriend the skeleton
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>>39307671
why would I?
Skeletons are pretty fucking spooky friend
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Post her spooky pussy meat
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>>39307671
She looks like Andy Sixx

is it weird to be a 21 yo virgin guy?
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>>39307616
yes
eventually it will become disturbing
and finally settle into repellent offense
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>>39307616
Yes and soon it will be illegal. Virgins older than 16 are a threat to society.
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>>39307792
you sound autistic lol

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Nobody under 200 lbs is allowed in this thread.

What did you eat today fatbots? Just finished a pepperoni pizza and going to eat some cookies.
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>>39307579
>really stoned
>haven't eaten yet today
>see this thread
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big bowl of cereal in bed when I woke up. thinking about starting to see a pt to lose weight
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I'm 250 pounds and 6'8. I only drink water and only eat small portions of food. Going good so far

>>39307666
Doesn't milk boil in hell?

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What is better robots?

Pepsi or cocacola?
Ugly gf or hot trap?
/b or /pol?
Reddit or facebook?
LARPs or Soc/?
Pinapple pizza or coffee flavored icecream?
Big tits smol ass or big ass flatt chest?

Choose one or the other don't fucking play round the bush
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>>39307575
> pepsi
> hot trap
> /b/
> facebook
> lARP
> pineapple pizza (i used to actually like coffee flavored ice cream but not that much anymore)
> big ass flatt chest
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>>39307575
>pepsi assuming classic flavors only
>ugly gf
>at least pol is funny sometimes
>facebook although I use neither
>never been to soc/ but LARPing irl acually sounds like fun if it wasnt all neckbeards and numales
>coffee icecream, not even close
>big ass I think? Huge tits just look gross 70% of the time
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>>39307575
Coca
Gf
B
Reddit
Larp
Icecream
Big ass

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i applied for a job at a grocery store on monday. is it considered weird or uncommon to go and ask if I have the job? I haven't received a call yet
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If it's been Monday you might be sol.
Normally you want to check in after 3 or so days so your app is still fresh in the manager's mind.
It wouldn't hurt to call or go in.
Ask for the manager and ask if he/she remembers your app and if they're interested in what you have to offer.
But after almost a week, he probably forgot the details of your app.
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>>39307397
You should have given the manager a firm handshake. They might have hired you right on the spot, champ.
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phat asses used to please me, now they only torment

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Pls post rare hydes I need it for my collection
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Fuck sam hyde and his 16 year old alt right fan base
Also bump
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Nuggethead senior reporting in
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I fucking miss Nick

Breaking Bad. All of it. Starting in 10 minutes.
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>>39307344
What is good about this show is walt transformation from cuck teacher who can not stand for himself to confidence man of success.

Every robot dream about being better looking, more charismatic chad version of himsel
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>>39307634
Turns out all we needed was cancer. This board is good for us after all.
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>>39308052
our conscious is cancer for ourself

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If a girl says you're adorable or cute is it bad

WHY THE FUCK ARE DISCORD GIRLS SO CONFUSING
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>>39307102
It's a compliment and a nice way to shut people down.
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>>39307102
Cute is probably #7 in the friendzone dictionary.

Its bad anon. You are fucked
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>>39307102
adorable is bad cute is good. But discord girls are hoes anyway

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What are your worst dating experiences?
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>>39307092
I've never been on a date before.
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>implying we've been on dates
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>>39307092
>implying I've been on dates

Don't get me wrong, I've encountered a couple of girls who have made the mistake of sleeping with me in moments of weakness and I've gone through legions of prostitutes, but I'm not the kind of guy a girl wants to be seen in public with.

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does anyone else work M-F + saturday or sunday, every week?

this is my first big boy job and im scared i'll lose my mind only having one day to rest and recharge but i don't know if i'm just being a huge pussy and this is pretty normal (only ever worked 3-5 day weeks)
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In the US? Maybe. Move to europe to get decent working hours. Nobody should be forced to work 60+ a week.
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>>39307384
Its the only way to make enough money to pay the bills here, even when living cheaply.
I make min wage though.
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>>39307384
yeah I'm in the US. apparently 5 days a week is a post industrial-revolution privilege

I figure I don't have a social life anyway so whats it matter if I work a saturday but idk if I'll burn out and end up suicidal. its not a dream position but I would like money and its getting harder and harder to get my foot in the door at my age (mid twenties)

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>get mad when someone discovers or likes something that I like cause its obscure or unique

anybody else get this feel?
how do i stop feeling this way?
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>>39307036
I only got this feel when I found out that the 'rare' video I wanted to upload to youtube was uploaded by someone else. That was years ago though.
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>>39307036
Its the opposite for me, I get excite when I meet someone IRL that likes the same obscure shit that I like, makes me hope I'll get a friend that I will actually conect
I never happens thought
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>>39307036
>think up a funny idea
>tell it to someone
>they like it
>shit tainted idea into the garbage it goes
it seems that complete secrecy is the only path to happiness

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