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Makes a girl more wet than when a guy...?
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>>36435323
buys them a new everything
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Has a big vagina
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Show her the hole he punshed in the wall that time he got mad.
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Every day. Every fucking day for this past week
A stupid bird thinks it's funny and starts chirping at 3:00-3:10 am and DOESN'T STOP FOR MANY HOURS
I wouldn't mind if it did unique chirps, but it's the SAME ONE EVERY DAY reEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
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It's mating season, and that bird can't get any females.
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There is literally a bird chirping outside my window and it's 3:13 am
Are you in georgia
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>>36435291
Try responding to it.
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>sibling holding a knife about to kill himself.
>too autistic to even care
>continue browsing /r9k/
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>>36435235
is he kill yet? why does he want to khs?
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>>36435705
marriage problems. that's what he gets for getting a girl pregnant while in college
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Wait a tick.......
......ok continue.
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Let's talk about the only way most of us are ever going to be finding happiness. Share your tips, tricks, plans and aspirations.
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>being alive:
Anime isn't real
>being dead:
Anime isn't real
How do I proceed????
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When I finally reach that point I'm going to go on craigslist, /soc/ etc. and find as many people to hook up with as possible. I'm going to purposefully go for the fattest, oldest, ugliest guys I can find and let them face fuck me and destroy my ass, bouncing from person to person until I die of exaustion / lack of sleep / lack of food / lack of water
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does anyone want to kill me? i'm looking to die
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>finally get a girlfriend
>So amazing for a couple years
>She's my best friend too
>one fucking day she says... Need to tell you something robot
>Says.. I want to get a sex change.. will you stay with me?
Do you stay
Do you go gay
Do you leave
Also
Why is it so acceptable to want/have a sex change.
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>>36435192
Only you can answer this. Personally I would do my best to talk her out of it in a nonthreatening and supportive way, but at some point I would draw the line and say goodbye.
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>>36435192
I'd be disappointed, but if she really wanted to get her penis turned inside out, then that's her choice. It's not like we'd suddenly become unable to do anal.
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>>36435207
At a point? Any idea what that point would be for you?
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I love you, Anon. Take care of yourself. You deserve happiness.
:)
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>you will never take pics of the real world with OP to commemorate your friendship and the fact that you both existed at the same time in the same place or even at all
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robots be honest do i look dead inside?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDhBcvmeDk
in case anyone wants to hear it
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i missed when he was my friend. and called me by my name, he was nice to me a lot.
now he hates me, I dont know how to reach out and get him to like me again. he thinks I just want attention from him and to be humored. it hurts my feelings so bad.
all of his friends hate me now too. and they made that discord server; just to hurt me. it hurts a lot, i dont want to bother anyone. i cry in the bathroom when im at work now
nobody will hold me
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>>36435109
that's because guys don't like other guys, you're gay and he's not... i told you this before you mentally ill fag, KYS
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>>36435109
It's because you're mentally ill and an annoying clingy cunt, go away. He doesn't like you. Sending this to him also
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>>36435187
Savage
op i can suck you off in the bathroom if that would make you feel better
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I need help, real genuine advice pls 2017-04-21 06:55:41 Post No.36435098
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I need help, real genuine advice pls
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I got pushed into college and debt by family who wanted me to do certain job, think I just failed my last project and family won't pay for redo, I have $17 in my bank and if I did fail I'll get thrown out. I'm so depressed and just wanna an hero but I'm too scared to even do that. I think I could find somewhere to stay in the immediate future but I don't want to mooch off of the people cause they're genuinely good people. Should I end it? Is this a small thing that I'll bounce back from and laugh about next year? Not fatshit or disabled so no chance of neetbux.
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>>36435098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Qm8I2cCAE
you will bounce back from it OP, it will not be the end of the world if you fail, but work as hard as you can and stay strong.
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>>36435153
This was helpful, thank you for being real about this.
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>>36435227
As toxic as this board is, I think we should be lifting each other up rather than tearing each other down. I was in a bad time recently because of college too, so you're not alone
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Every day of my life, every second, I have an uncontrollable, insatiable desire to do violent things.
>Break fragile objects (including kids)
>Tear apart furniture
>Choke people
>Push heads under water
>Dissect alive organisms while hearing their screams
How do I solve this?
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No, you're just a loser. Learn to live with it
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>>36435034
Might I suggest drowning yourself?
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>>36435034
become an interrogator for the CIA
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>what's your email anon?
>wait, why isn't it @gmail.com? Why are you so weird?
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>>36434979
>2017
>not having a vintage 1999 yahoo address
What a plebeian
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>appears white
>not being awoke
>not helping fight for her blood line
>using the oogle
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itt: some alternate universe where smartphones weren't invented
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>Go to store
>Cashier asks me if I want receipt
>Say yes
>Actually throw it away afterwards
Who here
>/devilish/?
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I never recycle
How evil am I?
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>>36434906
WHO WILL STOP HIM?
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>>36434855
>tfw finding receipts that random people have dropped on the ground is the most intimacy you've had with another human that isn't family without being blackout drunk in years
Happens like twice a week OP it's not very uncommon to do exactly as you do apparently
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Book of the puss and the boots 2017-04-21 06:38:57 Post No.36434839
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Book of the puss and the boots
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Which one would you choose robots?
Personally I would choose all nonroasties and but no blacks.
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>>36434839
i love how women think anyone cares what their dried up cunt looks like
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>>36434839
This is disgusting. Why would any self respecting woman ever do this shit? Oh wait
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>>36434839
Why are women so fucking god awful
Like who comes up with this shit?
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>tfw you will never, ever be her
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whenever I look at any trap I can always still see the man in them
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>>36434866
thats cause that is a man, bruh
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And die from the common cold because of the HIV I contracted?
stacy let me take a picture with her
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>>36434759
>Siltation needed
>*roostie
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>>36434781
do we actually need timestamps for this sort of thing
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>>36434759
>no stacey found in image
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What are your plans for the inmediate future?
Make it interesting.
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probably wake up in 7 hours then jack off and cook food
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I'm going to try to drink less than once a week. Maybe go to bars instead of drinking alone so I at least have some small chance of meeting a girl to flirt with instead of getting drunk alone.
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