what point in your life did things truly start to fall apart? when did you know you were destined for misery?
My beginner stat rolls at character select.
>>36438490
This, I rolled all 3s
Childhood
with stupid parents that only threw money instead of helping me
Money is no good when you are in no good shape to enjoy it.
Does anyone else have a new-found respect for Chad?
When did you realize that Chad doesn't have it easy, and has to constantly work for what he has, and also hold frame constantly?
It's the effeminate young males in the west that have it easy. Not the neckbeards, but the effeminate young male model swagfag types. The guys that do almost nothing manly and they benefit from feminism (for the casual sex and it's surface level acceptance of effeminate males). Those are the guys women go for when they can't get Chad.
Chad is a good guy. Learn from Chad.
>>36438473
thats a picture of bill goldberg the pro wrestler fuck tat guy
Chad mostly had everything handed to him.
>He had access to healthy meals and food from a young age
>>36438473
Well, I am a newbie here, but... why should I even hate Chad? It's not his fault (neither merit though), that he was born attractive. If he has respect for me, then I have respect for him.
You ARE being productive with all this glorious NEET time, aren't you robbie? Do you draw? Write? Program a game?
I write songs.
I started producing music this week. I suck a lot but I've made a lot of progress in four days.
nah, I got a job
>languages
>hiking/camping
>cooking, baking
>watching movies
>trying to read more
I also used to make glass stuff
Rate
Is it better for autists to date each other or should they seek out neurotypicals to like balance or something?
it's better for us to not reproduce
>>36438284
but my ancestors reproduced
the autism is strong on my dad's side of the family
I wonder this myself.
Are autists more likely to understand each other?
>for the past few days people have been knocking on my door at night, or opening the screen door and then turning the handle of the main door, but it's locked
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENEDING??!!
Is my house being cased? I don't understand wtf is going on, it's happened 3 times in the past week. It might by my landlord, since I live in a duplex, but I doubt it.
I really hope it's just stupid kids fucking with me. I live in a decent neighborhood, so if it's thugs, they're probably not from around here.
Has anyone ever had their house robbed before? WTF should I do? I only have a golf club to protect myself if someone gets in. I also have some shitty katanas but they're not real and not very sharp. Hurr hurr fedora, whatever I got them for free and they sit in my closet.
Thinking about buying a gun or something to protect my house, this shit is driving me up the fucking walls.
When they knock, I don't answer, I wait like 5 mins because I'm afraid.
Should I open the door next time someone knocks? I'm kind of scared to. I don't like doing that.
I LIKE to pretend I'm not home, but OBVIOUSLY I can't fucking do that anymore if some asshole thug piece of shit is trying to case my house.
Golf club will bend if you miss or if you have multiple attackers, go out buy a real police baton, it can break bones easily.
>>36438291
Where can I buy one? Yeah I'd rather buy some kind of melee weapon like that, rather than a gun, I've never even held a gun before.
Would you date an Indian grill?????
>>36438242
I fooled around with one, she definitely knew her way around a guy. She even suggested having a threesome. Oh well, maybe I'll meet someone like her again(:
>>36438242
fuck yeah i love Indians
No. Indian girls are not attractive. I want a Nubian queen to plunge my aryan dick into.
I need to improve my studying.
Has anybody tried electro-study where they electrocute them-self if they get an answer wrong?
try anki?
>>36438231
>if they get an answer wrong
this is retarded, it just makes you fear even attempting to answer the question which is completely counterproductive
>>36438231
pro-tip: up the voltage after each wrong answer.
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it.
Dear Anna,
I'm sure you probably won't read this and likely don't want anything to do with me anymore.
I miss you though. As much as I hate to admit it, life just isnt the same without you.
Maybe we'll find each other again in the future.
What a shitty letter
>>36438229
I'm a shitty person
dear j
i wonder if you still browse r9k. we didnt end on good terms and that really makes me upset inside.
so please give me another chance to make it right!
- s
Have you ever played music out loud in public, anon?
>>36438172
Yes, I do whatever the fuck I want, I don't give a fuck what people think of me. If they got a problem with it, tell me, otherwise I'm gonna live my life like a man and do whatever.
only in my car late at night. also if someone pulls up next to me i roll my windows up
Only in my car with the windows down
I really hate those assholes who walk around blaring shitty tinny sounding music from their phone speaker, like get some headphones you nigger
>14 year old sister goes to a party
>she comes home today crying
>mom goes to her room
>I go stealth mode to eavesdrop them
>she is crying becuase she lost her virginity and it hurt and her bf was too rough
AHAHAHAHAHAHA WAY TO GO FUCKING BITCH
THIS JUST MADE MY DAY
>>36438156
Tease her about it and post results
>>36438156
She is now vommiting because she is under "so much stress"
AHAHAHAHAHAH
this is what you get for losing your virginity before me you dumb slut
Tell her she should have lost her virginity to you because your penis is so small it would not have caused any pain
>go on /pol/
>say Hillary clinton won popular vote and thus Trump isnt legit
somebody else has to be feeling /mischievous/ today anons
>>36438144
>/mischievous/
More like /ignorant of how the political system works/.
>my mom calls me
>asks very nicley that i go to school on time
>say of course and feed her bs platitudes about how I'll turn it around
>"love you anon
>love you too mom
>jerk off to hentai
>go back to bed
I'm /devilish/
>>36438177
>go on /r9k/
>post thread mocking other boards
>lurkers from other boards get triggered into oblivion
/guaranteed replies/
I live in Tokyo. Went out to a bar to drink yesterday.
Almost ended up making it with a cute girl but it was late so I went home. She was rubbing up against me and shit. I wanted to just fuck her but she wanted to go out some more (it was already 3) so I left after getting her number.
It was my first time getting a strange (and cute, I did practice on some uglier girls and it was pretty easy) girl's contact. I messaged her today saying I had fun but she ignored me. Yesterday she was saying we should definitely meet again and all that stuff.
The thing is, previously I would've gotten all oneitis over her and depressed and shit but now I'm just thinking about how many other cute girls there are and how easy it is.
I used to be a guy who never left the house (record 6 months, not gonna top some of you but still bad enough), now I'm on the road to normiehood.
I'll still browse this board to remind myself not to give up.
Pic related, it's what could've been, and what will probably be in the future.
Fuck off gajjin piggu
>>36438155
I'm Asian. Technically still gaijin, but I don't have any accent at all.
>>36438136
and then whaat?
Suppose /r9k/ got it's wish and and was granted a girlfriend. (or boyfriends fro the alleged females and gay males)
You are now free from your feel when no gf.
Now what do you expect? are you going to go out? What are you even going to do together?
You understand that you don't just get to keep her for sex right? You should try a prostitute if you want that.
She'll have wants and needs you're going to have to maintain now, you don't just get to keep her for nothing, you do understand this don't you?
Or did you never bother to think beyond crossing "having a girlfriend" and "having sex" from you checklist.
>>36438098
>/r9k/'s wish is to get a girlfriend
>assuming
will this strawman die already? most of us are already post-girlfriend
>>36438098
>implyig I want a gf
>>36438137
>most of us are already post-girlfriend
Is that really the standard or are you an exception?
What's with the manlet threads, or the virgin threads
yesterday we had two of those going simultaneously for several hours.
In fact we have those threads every day.
where did all the fellow true autists from 2011-2013 on this board go?
why do I feel so alone here now
>>36438092
Apparently /pol/ is setting up outposts on /r9k/ to reprogram robots.
a good amount of older posters have moved to other imageboards. it happens to a lot of boards that get popular and the culture fades as a result.
still, i think people that joined in 2011-2013 should still be around mostly. it's just that the faggotry/soc/normiestruggles stuff on this board is really in your face. there's still some fucked up people here.
>>36438130
remember when this board was slow and had a genuine feel of a bunch of autists forming a community
remember that guy that used to feed the seagulls
; ;
>wake up and go on /r9k/
>hide every single porn/relationship/sex/women related thread
anyone else do this?
>>36438061
what are your filters for this?
>>36438073
well I have a couple of automatic filters but a lot of it is just manually shift-clicking them so they go away
>>36438073
Not OP butunoregamo