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>>36438883
Half the people on this website either watch literal cuck porn or have sex with dudes. The other half is just plain desperate.

>>36438883
This is sorts why I don't feel bad for people on here who do the whole no gf thing. Cuz when you get down to why they want a gf and why they think they've never got one you find out they are solely focused on having sex with her and not actually having a lifetime best friend. And I imagine they are sexually aggressive in their pick ups like. Oh what am I doing? Just jerking off to your fb. Jk Jk lol could you imagine? Hello?

>>36438883
We crave to be normal

>>36438859
>tfw non puoi cercare trap e fembois su kijiji come fanno gli americani su craiglist

Quand'e' che verranno normalizzate anche qui? Non posso mettermi a scopare 18enni vestiti da donna a 35, questi sono gli ultimi anni buoni in cui posso farlo senza sembrare un pervertito

>tfw sei nato troppo presto

>>36438859
Have you tried >>>/int/
What do you even have to talk about that you can't discuss with non Italians or in non-Italian?
Like how you drenched your food in only half a liter of olive oil and wanted other Italians to share your pain?

>>36438894
Ma come e scoparsi i 18enni vestiti da donna?
>tfw never fucked anything in the ass

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>tfw only like uncut bbc
>millions of bbcs ruined by jewish doctors

>>36438811
I think the first video I saw that I could say changed the porn industry in any major way was Sex with a Supermodel featuring Tiffany Thompson by X-Art. It was this crazy thing to see just straight fucking, clean camera angles, an ok looking dude, and a clearly attractive woman who didn't look like a huge whore. No dumb lead up with horrible acting. An actually good camera with good lighting. No background music.

And then that became the norm even for porn producers that didn't use the format. Now you almost never hear any background music and the sound is very clear and lighting is great.

X-Art led into things like Vixen which is very similar to BLACKED and stuff in terms of production. It also brought out a ton of great looking women where agencies realized they didn't need to aim for the pornstar look.

So I want to say X-Art saved the porn industry

>>36438857
this, dont fap to it much but I crave it alot

Run over
easy

>>36438738
keep driving

If im driving I obviously have somewhere to be and im not going to pick up some rando and act as a free uber. There is also a very real and highly likely scenario that she might endanger me or rob me.

Keep driving, duh

Stupid roastie isn't getting a free ride

>>36438729
acid throwing is kinda fucked up tbqh

its like chopping off a dudes legs so he's shorter

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>>36438740
>kinda
throwing acid at someone and burning their skin off is not exactly "kinda fucked up," it's psychotic and inhumane

Acid probably isn't even enough. She will still want taller guys and will still be able to get them.

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>>36438725
You aren't even trying bitch

A long drop from a tall building would solve your problem.

>>36438725
Did that deel really too small? Because it seems average to me
Maybe you have a large vagina

>tfw my PC died
It's as if a family member had passed away.

>>36438716
>tfw if a fire started in my house, the first thing I would do is grab my laptop and get the fuck out of there

>undermeme
Remember to report and sage all /b/ threads!

taboo means against cultural norms, if its against your cultural norms then yes it is. if not, no.

>>36438713
I don't think so.
Some black women are fucking beautiful and have nice bodies, but some are not.
Up to you, dude.
You ever get a girl like ana foxxx though and I'd wanna fuck her silly even if she was black.

>>36438713
No, not really. It is very gross because niggers are very ugly.

poop

it's disgusting

there's nothing sexual about poop

>>36438677
Dubs speaks, that's very narly

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any obsession with things that have no biological basis as to why it's attractive.
like I'm sure armpit fetishists has something to do with hormones or something, but shit like balloons, public humiliation, really anything new to the sexual revolution really doesnt make sense to me.

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Natural causes surrounded by packs of processed cheese.

>>36437901
>>36438556
>>36437901

The Company has been known for several years but

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Killed and then fucked after death by a necrophiliac.

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All wagies should just submit to our superior NEET cocks. Don't resist wagie, just let it happen. Let our giant NEET cocks pulverize your tight boi puccis.

Why would anyone subject themselves to wagecuckery?

I can't even imagine not sleeping in late, playing vidya all day, and considering the final showdown between myself and an apparatus to end me. I honestly feel sorry for them. While I enjoy my day, learn to play an instrument, a new language, they're tying the shoes to a total fucking loser.

It's hilarious desu

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>Cunt POS sister stole dog again earlier (i wasn't sure if i'd take him on a walk since i already did yesterday but it's nice to have the fella around anyways)
>Pancakes inexplicably got burnt black in microwave for some reason
>MMO bugged out completely so i couldn't join the raid squad either
>Just when i was about to bring the emptied trash bin into the house from outside they come back again

Jesus i just love these kafkaesque chain reactions, i really do

Think i'm just going to finish my current meal, fap and then call it a day really

When the universe gives you the finger it's best to just lean back and flip it off on your own desu

About 15 or 16 I think.

6'0"

at around 13

have been 6'0" ever since and will be for life probably

>>36438509
I've been half an inch shy of 6' since I was 17. I thought I was going to make it, but now 5 years later I realize I will always be king of the manlets.

>>36438492
>>36438492
>I haven't seen one of these in years and it's a shame they died, they were pretty useful. Give some insider info from your wagecuckhold people might find useful.
>McDolan's here:
>>If you want fresh, hot fries, ask for them unsalted, they'll have to put up a fresh batch for you and you can always salt them with packets at the condiments stand later. Just keep in mind this WILL piss the wagie off and another part of your order will most likely be fucked up in retaliation.
Kek
I get fucking mad when Im in the fries station and some faggot asks for the unsalted fries, it just ruins your work flow

>>36438602

Senpai a warning that the wagie will get mad was included.

>Not a McDolan's one, but I know it from other kitchens I've worked at: at any restaurant the specials/soup of the day are just half-assed dishes thrown together from whatever ingredients the kitchen has that are about to expire and they need to get rid of. They're purely a cost-saving measure and as such are usually the lowest-quality items on the menu.

Wow that makes so much sense. How did I not realize that before?

>9 am
>working on some music tracks I'm creating
>half ass my read through a paper
>play guitar
>go to uni
>have a test
>copy the whole thing without knowing anything
>got 8/11 right
>draw the whole next period
>come back home
>post my track on a thread on /mu/
>get absolutely shat on
>work on homework
>fap
>sleep
>wake up
>start working on homework again
>realize it's fucked and that I can't solve it
>whatever I'll kill myself someday anyways
>bake a pizza
>browse /r9k/
>9 am again

>sleep
>Wake up at 2:45 pm
>Lie in bed until 4
>Take a piss
>Breakfast of ramen because I'm out of actual food
>Check the few normie sites I check and 4chan
>All the threads I posted in are dead, then again that was 14 hours ago
>Vidya, playing test drive unlimited while listening to music from a jet set radio fansite
>7pm stare through the window blinds at my neighbor because his music was really loud
>9 pm Lunch, more ramen and some coffee. Almost out of powdered "creamer"
>Back to vidya, BeamNG this time
>11pm took a big shit, switched games back to tdu
>2am, bored of gaming, lurking r9k and g
>4:45am lie in bed and daydream
>5am post uninteresting things from tablet
>6:18am post this

>last night
>play bunch of Dota to reach level 60 on the Battlepass
>not enjoying it at all, but I'm close to level 60
>watched some Netflix
>fap to 2D, as always
>browse 4chan
>still awake at 4AM
>continue to paint my sheep girl
>go to bed at 7AM
>wake up at 1PM
>ordered some pizza
>play Dota
>watch Netflix
>browse 4chan
>dinner
>play Dota, finally reach level 60, fuck that game never touch it again
>10PM now, posting this
Gotta work this sheep girl now

Post face, only way to give you an answer

>Im tired of being lonely.
Too bad.
Fuck off, nobody helps guys.

>>36438504
Not on 4chan.
I'm not that pretty desu. Friends like telling me I am but I'm aware they're just being nice.