why does he ignore me so much
I wanted to be his friend again
im not sure why he treats me this way but its probably for a good reason
Just woke up
not feeling well
>>36439210
Really, you don't know why I'm creating distance?
I'm going through something rough and I'm sick of getting hurt
>>36439210
Did you post another thread similar to this one? How a guy thinks you just want attention from him.
>>36439289
It hurt a lot when you were like that to me
You didn't have to make me cry on purpose.
just wanted to be your friend if you gave me the chance again
>boss asks me to help him build something
>have no idea what I'm doing, "instructions" are just a picture of the finished object
>get one part of it done
>"hey anon why don't you come back after work to finish it?"
>o-okay
Should I go, /r9k/? I don't wanna sit around like an idiot some more but if I don't do it he'll be pissed
are you your bosses slave or something? why are you doing his chores after work?
>>36439208
>something
post the picture silly
atlest tell us what it is
>oh cool I'm getting overtime right
>oh no? Looks like you'll have to figure it out yourself retard
>have been afraid of aliens since I was a kid
>number one fear is coming into any sort of contact with them
>had a dream about them last night
>I was in a dark room and there were four of them sitting in different locations
>could hear them talking psychically about humans being slaves or something
>their attention turns to me
>they start walking towards me freakily and I can hear an extremely loud ringing and I start feeling sedated
>FUCK NO
>will myself through their psychic attack
>grab a book from somewhere
>start beating the living shit out of all of them
>more come
>they continue advancing and try to do psychic shit to subdue me
>I hold them off for what seems like a half an hour, beating the shit out of them with a book
>wake up
>not afraid of aliens anymore because I could kick their ass
Feels good
>>36439149
protip this is a dream created by your brain to cover up the trauma of being probed and operated on
>>36439343
Then how was my cat right next to me when I woke up?
>>36439392
animals can move tard
What would you say if a girl with a body like this asked you out?
>>36439129
>What would you say if a girl with a body like this asked you out?
Sorry but you're not my type.
I would be pretty jazzed since I unironically like fatties
>>36439129
> Sorry I'm not into Americans.
Quickly post that pepe when he's enjoying music through headphones!
Also general robot music thread.
>>36439118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMSIR210mRg
he's literally calling out stacies for being self-absorbed whores
I basically just listen to eurobeat on loop, very loud.
It helps motivate me to do school work etc, and the fast beat makes me feel alive for just a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UcsqZFnXDQ&list=PL8D3BFE36BB49552C&index=5
Stabilo has been top for me all my life
What are you guys gonna do this Friday?
bost on the greatest place on the internet,"not telling where
Don't you do it, I swear don't do it
>>36439106
reassure my sister that I'm not going to be killed by my dealer
HOW DO I GET A SHORT PETITE YANDERE GF
I'M BLOND, I'M BLUE EYED, I'M TALL, I DESERVE IT
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36439085
>how do I get a loli gf?
By not living in America.
We've all seen it happen in games, anime and manga, but how do we know it's not happening to us? How do we know that we're not being targeted by a yandere who wants desperately to be ours? I'm going to help you find your Only True Love.
1. Nice or sweet girls have a higher chance of being yandere.
2. Pay close attention to the girls you find yourself coming into contact with, even if it's seemingly harmless or irrelevant. The yandere is quite driven to make contact, but her overriding paranoia will make her subtle.
3. Once you've established likely candidates, try talking to them. If she drifts out of the conversation or if you sense she is getting bored -- it's not a yandere. While doing this, keep an eye out for girls watching you from the sidelines.
4. After establishing a rapport via conversation, ask the suspect(s) to come to your home. The yandere will always agree -- however, a non-yandere who happens to like you may also agree to this.
5. When you get her in your home you have to test her. How eager is she to do that extra mile to make a good impression -- pushy offers to cook, clean, or do something else, typically with a subservient attitude, are all positive signs of yandere-hood.
6. The yandere will be the girl who you notice coming over to visit afterwards on innocent pretexts, usually wanting to do chores for you as she feels doing this will entrench her into your life.
7. Confess to her. She will agree immediately. Many yanderes can be found out at this stage if they lose their self-control and become sexually aggressive.
8. If not already discovered in the last step, try to create a scenario in which the yandere may suspect your fidelity. Her reaction to this will settle her as a yandere -- violent outbursts, jealous rages against the other girl, etc.
9. Pacify with sex. Congratulations, you are now attached to the rarest and finest of all sex types!
>>36439110
>By not living in America
Can we get easy lolis in east Europe?
>>36439033
Daily reminder that at the age of 50+ he was fucking an underage girl.
Why people jump to the defence of negros, I'll never know...
>>36439033
If you're an American, you could probably say he was being a racist and get off with "self-defense."
>>36439033
Even on the /b/ they payed respect to this man. Get out asshole.
>>36439064
>being upset that he gets prime teen pussy and you don't
Stay mad, neo-/pol/.
>Play sum tf2 with friends
>This random dude shows up in matchmaking and seems depressed as shit and makes a lot of suicide jokes
>And i mean a lot
>Yeah i know they are a normie meme now, but a fucking lot
>Barely even play the game, just talk shit about his life, and only that because he doesn't have a job or anything else
>I get uncofortable reading all this
>Check his profile, not anime profile pic neither friend collector or other redflags
>Add him
>Accept me and we talk sometimes
>Everytime it's me contacting him
>Wasn't supposed that depressed people seek out confidence with people to not feel lonely ?
>Then i start an experiment
>I stop contacting him for 1 day
>then 3 days
>then 1 week
>then 1 month
>then 6 months
>then i decided to delete it, i talked much with him for like 4 months about life, anime and things but to me seems like he doesn't care enough even to contact me for 6 months
>1 week later
>friend request
>it's him
>"Why did you delete me"
>"Well we didn't talk much anymore and i wanted to make my friendlist clean"
>"Why you didn't contact me then"
>"Because was always me to contact, why didn't you just contact me even ONCE ?"
>"Because i'm depressed"
I know i know, i should have expect this. But are """"""""DEPRESSED"""""""" people this much selfish ? I mean, what's the point of that, spouting of you being depressed all the fucking day to strangers who adds you and then never say something or start a discussion ?
>b-but anon i'm insecure
Yeah whatever, i would understand irl where you actualy talk face to face to people, but behind a fucking monitor ? Come on.
And this was the last time ididn'tstopped to help people online.
Now, after i shared my story, you can start to call me names and laugh at me. I realy deserved it, because after reading what i wrote, i feeld so stupid.
If it was me, I would have just thought that you were getting sick of me when you would stop contacting me, and so I wouldn't contact you just for fear of bothering you and making it awkward.
However, him playing the "depression" card is fucking gay and very selfish, as you said. Weak excuse.
>>36439014
>are """"""""DEPRESSED"""""""" people this much selfish ?
they're selfish enough to make up a disease for attention so yeah they really are that selfish
>>36439105
Okay but even if you get used so much that someone contacts you, if he literaly stop after 4months you don't even ask if you sayd something wrong ?
what a robot thinks chads would say to him
>"Hahaha holy shit look at this faggot virgin, lets shove him in the dumpster and send him pics of us gangbanging his sister"
what chads would actually say to a robot
>"dude you're a virgin? that's crazy man, we need to help this guy get laid! hey mike, your girlfriend has that pretty cute single friend right?"
>>36439011
>t.repressed same-gender sexual activitiy enthusiast
what a robot thinks chads would say to him
>"Hahaha holy shit look at this faggot virgin, lets shove him in the dumpster and send him pics of us gangbanging his sister"
what chads would actually say to a robot
>...
Chads don't even notice robots.
>>36439011
>what chads would actually say to a robot
They wouldnt.
i hate bottling emotions
Wish they would understand how I feel. But him and all of his friends hate me
If only the right words could come out
don't post images of my wife ever again
>>36438968
thats not your wife anon
>>36438968
Satorin is MY wife desu
>why don't you just, like, be yourself? :))
Your answer?
broken record at this point, you unoriginal stain.
>>36438938
Because I have been, and thats why I have no friends. This is why I wear the mask of pretend-normalcy.
>I am being myself, that's the problem brah. ;^)
>normal girls only want chads
>not-like-the-other-girls only want le STEM meme so nerdy xD hipster chads with glasses
>4chan girls want either the former or pretentious nazi chads
>no girl on earth wants someone like whatever the fuck I am
>>36438935
What type of guy are you then?
>>36438935
If you honestly are still attracted to 3D girls, you have no one to blame but yourself. Even traps are less pathetic tbqh.
>>36438935
ok
el originalo
Will we see Cody here in a few years?
He's literally a robot in the making.
I hope he can go back to his real mom soon
No kid deserves this shit, what a bunch of fucktards
there is a kind of unfuckable woman who seem to always have kids, strange stuff
I feel bad for Cody
>his dad and stepmother hates him
>his siblings hate him
>only has his sister with him but she's too scared and gets abused as well
>always gets the worst of the """""pranks"""""
>gets yelled at when he "can't take a joke"
>stays with his grandparents while the rest of the family goes to Disneyland cause "he doesn't deserve it"
>probably has developed some kind of Stockholm's Syndrome or is too scared of his family to tell somebody else about the abuse
worst of all, his father feels no remorse about it whatsoever
Have any of you tried punching the mirror?
>look into mirror one day
>see old man staring back
>>36438913
>Look into mirror
>see the man who is nearing 30yo and has achieved nothing he set out to do
>living a life that people told me I should live
GO AWAY
>>36438898
No, I'm not original