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>Jeez...your cock is...kinda pathetic. Are you sure you're a man, onii-chan? It looks like your little sister outclass you in manliness about 30 times over!

What do you do?
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I turn 360 degrees and walk away in an original way
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>>36440983
Show her how much of a man I am by riding that fat cock and forcing her to cum deep in my ass.
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>>36440983
Hard fuck her cockhole and impregnate her nutsack

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>sleep deprivation causes permanent brain damage
>vitamin deficiency causes permanent brain damage
>mfw did both of these things during my most important years of development and now i'm JUSTed for life
>mfw have literally thrown away the one life i have on this planet and there's nothing i can fucking do about it
should i just end it now?
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but exactly how bad it is and in what ways does it affect you?
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>>36440948
>Brain damage
And ? You are autistic, no really a problem
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>>36441355
shit, i'm sorry, anon, i just wanted to know more.
anyways, don't end it, man, you still can go through life.

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What's the least normie country in the world?
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>>36440929
Probably an unrecognised like Abkhazia
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>>36440929
Maybe Japan ?
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Stop by >>>/int and find out!

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so last night. I made a girl cheat on her BF with me.

ASk me anything.

(pic kinda related: it's my deceasded father)
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>>36440833
He would've been proud of you man
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>>36440833
I also had a girl cheat on her bf with me. Only she told me not to tell anybody. That no body would believe me anyway. The sad thing is I know it's true.
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How do you guys do it?
just fuck my life up.

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Lets post some cute female buttholes
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here's another cute female butthole
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OP, you should totally prepare a couple of posts before doing such a thread.
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>>36440937
bro you cant even see any bhole in that one

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>sister's friends come over for a sleepover since mom and dad are away on vacation
>they invite me and we drink and talk shit for a little while
>fast forward 1 AM, they are all sleeping and I come into the 2 friend's room and snuggle up to them
>they are a little reluctant at first but then start letting me do anything to them
>end up groping and fucking them all night long
>morning comes, I was back in my room sleeping and go out to take a piss (bathroom is in their room)
>they invite me over for a morning snuggle and fuck session before my sister wakes up
>we start playing under the sheets
>I wake up
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>>36440734
Holy shit anon, you got me right in the feel. My turn I guess
>be me
>19, at uni
>don't really have any friends
>have been diagnosed with clinical depression, anxiety disorder and doctor thinks I might be slightly autistic
>have exam today
>pretty good at school, even if I often miss class because I'm retarded
>exam starts
>french exam, I speak french since I was born
>easy as fuck
>right hand starts to shake
>tears starts to fall on my sheet
>not again.jpg
>stomach is hurting me like crazy
>feels like I ate knives
>can't even think straight anymore
>people start looking at me
>some chad laughs, and a stacy next to me seems to be worried about me
>don't say anything and stands up
>get out of class
>tears rolling down my face, I go back home in bus
Now I'm in my room, depressed and sad as usual
>mfw
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>>36441483
I wish you could be helped.
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>>36441588
Thanks, I started to take medication (prozac) since I was 15. My parents told me that I used to be a happy kid, but for as long as I can remember, sadness as always been my primary emotion. At least I have you guys, /r9k/ helps me a lot. Talking about this kind of stuff with normies never helped me, but on this board, everyone understands me. Even with all the trap threads and shitposting, I wouldn't trade you guys for the world.

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If you ever get a girlfriend, she will never be above an 8.

Good luck finding an ugly girl that will like you.
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Wow you're insecure >>>/adv/ can help you!
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I'm totally fine with that.
I'm not above an 8 either.
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>>36440722
Yes she will, I'm better than all you fags on here.

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>Anon, you dropped out of school and stayed home playing vidya all day doing nothing with your life. How can you blame me for not having a job and being a kissless, handholdless virgin?
How do you respond??
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Not politics.
sage
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>>36440718
World wa 3 is about to happen, so no fucks given on this side
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Because you are a sand nigger.

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>Only in a Fantasy world will manlets ever get this kind of respect.

Discuss.
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>>36440701
Manlets aren't halflings or Hobbits
They aren't even dwarves
They are just humans with under average height

>tfw 196cm tall
Feels good man
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196cm is freak territory. I wouldn't feel good about that breh
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>>36441227
If you are a chad who is in good shape you will drown in roast beef
Sadly i'm only 73kg so i'm a skinny faggot

In addition i have a bad posture so my low confidence can be seen by everybody

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women have personalities that are the polar opposite of autistic. prove me wrong.
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>tfw no qt gf with nice long legs and feminine feet
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>>36440573
I'm pretty sure that has already been proven scientifically. That also may be why there are far fewer female inventors, entrepreneurs, innovators, etc.
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>>36440574
>>tfw no qt

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Did I fuck up?

original post
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>>36440521
What the fuck is this?

oreganobjfr
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you fucked up when you were born faggot
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>>36440548
some girl I'm talking to on pof.

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How do chestlets feel about Kate Upton?
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Her boobs aren't big
T. 34G fembot
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>have gf
>is chestlet
>sex for the first time
>takes off top
>no boobs at all
>go to remove panties
>instinctively expect a peen because I mentally associated her with a trap

Thinking about it

traps > chestlets
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Feeling insecure? Stop by >>>/adv/

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>haven't blown my load in days
>big balls full of cum
>gf wants that load balls deep in her pussy
>can't because kids won't fucking sleep and are running around wrecking the place
>cockblocked by my kids yet again
>by the time they're asleep I'll be too tired to fuck gf
>the cycle repeats
Why. I just want 15 uninterrupted minutes to fuck my gf but it's impossible with small children to even get that.
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Well, you had children fampai
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Buy a fleshlight or something for you and a vibrator/dildo for her. >>>/adv/
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>>36440535
I could jack off but I want pussy, I need to fill her cunt every few days there's no way around that. Nice virgin walk btw

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>I've masturbated so much that it's not even pleasurable anymore
>still do it anyway because it's the only sexual contact I'll ever have
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If you are here we already assume that. Stand united with us.
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Stop masturbating and watching porn and watch your dopamine receptors and pathways start to heal
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>>36440360
same here OP. I only really enjoy the immense tiredness i get afterwards now

I abandoned my last female friend 6 months ago. I got my own place and I move in next month, so no more living with mom. I will only deal with women if they are cashiers etc. and the only women I will have over will be the occasional prostitute.

Has anyone else here completely cut women out of their lives?
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Yes, everyone here I think
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>>36440307
Nope, but I once kind of did the opposite. I used to have too many guy friends, so I started to hang out a lot with girls. With some I became platonic friends, others I simply used as fwbs.
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>>36440307
Don't go around telling people what you are doing they'll judge you into oblivion. I hope you feel better without women destroying friendships and what not. Good luck friend.

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