How often do you lie?
>>36442194
Every time my mom asks me how things are going.
Daily. I'm pretty good at it now.
Just one. My life.
>it's another "the weather is warming up and i have to start wearing t-shirts so i can no longer hide my extremely noticeable gynecomastia" episode
Fucking hell lads, i am so ashamed. Do any of you have $6000 floating around that you can donate? (not really serious, i don't beg) i need to get these honkers sliced off; i am relatively thin everywhere else besides my chest so it standa out alot. I have been lifting weights but ultimately i need the surgery
>>36442138
Have you considered HRT? Just commit to the tits.
>>36442138
I know this feel
>tfw people scoop/dip you or give you titty twisters all the time
>>36442311
Absolutely not. I would never pass, my brow and eyes are too masculine and my hairline is receding. I would never be able to be a cute girl(male)
A girl jumped out of the third floor from a school in my small city. she posted this on her tumblr the night before. is she the ultimate autistic robot? cont.
part 2 from tumblr
>>36442062
Nobody cares you fucking loser lmfaooo
Too bad the gurl didn't die OR livestream it
>Too retarded to kill herself
What a fucking donkey. I'd be embarassed as fuck.
Someone took some screenshots of some posts on 4chan and are making it seem like a certain Internet celebrity have been posting them despite no definite proof that it's the internet celebrity that's been making those posts. One of the posts makes it seem like the internet celebrity wishes something unsavory on persons who are popular on the Internet. Basically someone is slandering an Internet celebrity and making them look psycho.
-Would slander be a legit reason to get mods to delete those posts from archives?
-Can legal action be taken?
Like this original screenshot that is absolute truth?
It's one thing to shittalk someone on their Youtube channel, it's another thing to immortalize slander by taking screenshots of obviously fake information.
>>36442037
I am crying this is amazing.
Hi Lilypichu
>>36409538
>or is this a master troll
I love how normies say "Get a job anon!" and they give one of these reasons:
>"You'll be earning money!"
Don't care about money at all anymore. Money can't buy happiness. I thought that saying was just a meme but it's true. Buying more shit doesn't change anything.
>"You'll be contributing to society!"
Society hates me for being a straight white male, so fuck society.
>"Your life will have meaning to it!"
My life had no extra meaning when having a job. More stuff was going on sure, but not more meaning.
>"You'll feel better about yourself!"/"You're self esteem and confidence will go up!"
Being some manager's bitch makes me feel WORSE.
Any other fake reasons they give you can think of?
>money can't buy happiness
That's a complete lie, it's just a meme normies made up to make poor people feel good about themselves.
>"You'll feel better about yourself!"/"You're self esteem and confidence will go up!"
No, no it doesn't. Specially if your in the service line of work. Some people just like to complain or bully the workers. It's rare but, it does happen
>>36442043
I thought that too, but you'll learn eventually.
>your mom look like kevin durant
>>36441954
>your mother looks like Frederick Douglass
>tfw I fucked your mother
>>36442499
>mother looks
Fuk U so Caucasian for?
>>36442687
my ancestors came from where there was a lack of light...you mad?
>future is going to belong to some kind of godawful hybrid of /pol/ and feminism
>going to hear about "misogynist degeneracy" and how safeguarding the race starts with respecting women
>betas will be interpreted as threats not only to women but to whiteness itself
>anything a white person does that looks bad will be attributed to betas
People are ok with treating politics like a sport and then get surprised when their country is shit.
>but to whiteness itself
>anything a white person does
But anon, you're forgetting that whites will be extinct in the future
>>36441917
>>36441937
I hate this topic as much as you do OP, so I will just admit you're right and try not to think about it this afternoon
>tfw no max gf
That's a good thing you retard
>>36441912
>Not wanting Kate Marsh
>>36442318
>tfw saved her
>"Okay, we're gonna around the room you'll all say your name, and interesting thing about you and a joke."
>"We'll start with you, Anon."
This actually happen to me at my first time at university as a mature-age student (30)
I sperged the fuck out and said I've been working on oil-fields for the last 8 years (I was NEET for 8 years) and that I'm married (I have never even come close to having a GF), had to buy a fake-ring off ebay the same day and wore it to university for the next few years.
Nobody ever found out the lies.
My name's Anon, and I've been to a mental hospital for two weeks and released early for good behavior. I'm sorry, I don't know any jokes
My name is Lana Gaines.
I work as a dominatrix for older and wealthy clients.
>NA league of legends
>someone behind you starts laughing
>>36441776
Why even pretend they aren't laughing at you, I don't
>>36441806
H-heh it's not like anyone laughs at random strangers r-right
>>36441776
these kind of feelings always haunts me every fucking day, especially when i passed a group of normies chit chat and suddenly they start laughing behind me
>spanish qt says hi and touches my shoulder
>instant erection
what even happens if i kiss one? do i explode?
At least that's something I'll never have to worry about
>>36441698
lol you are a teenager
you grow out of it
yes it's possible to cum from just kissing a girl
>what even happens if i kiss one? do i explode?
Yes, Spanish people are very spicy.
I recently found out my brother was a cuck. I really looked up to him and now my world is broken.
>>36441683
dude, I want to fondle that girl's ass. lick her abs too
mmmm yeah
A sexual cuck or a literal cuck
>>36441683
A cuck in that he got cheated on or that he actually enjoys watching his SO get railed?
>you're talking to your crush
>all of the sudden this guy walks up and says "hey cutie" to her
>she lets out a shy laugh and says "hey Chad"
>"I was wondering if you'd like to come to my house tonight for a party"
>"I'd love to!!! o-ooh but wait, me and anon agreed to work on our group project tonight, it has to be turned in tomorrow..."
>she turns towards you and awkwardly asks "would you mind doing it alone?"
what do?
The average age of this place seems to be getting lower every year.
Don't tell me this pic is related
>>36441677
>Chad
>"I was wondering"
Are so called autistic people here actually legitimately autistic? Or can you still read people fine, you just are nervous around them like I am?
I'm actually autistic. In my world body language and tone do not exist. Please say to me exactly what you mean and be patient.
>>36441662
they keep changing around the definition so who the fuck knows
Yes I am autist lelol
>much harder to leave the house without a friend for comfort
>Can't make friends because I'm almost always too scared to leave the house
Truly a cycle of aids
It's sad we don't live in a digital world where you can simple download an app and make friends...wait a minute.
>>36441621
Truly a horrible situation. I tried going to community college and dropped it after a week out of fear. When can I get off this ride
>>36441621
>for comfort
You need to get out of your comfort zone, not stay in it.