I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holdin' you
Were you born to resist or be abused?
Is someone getting the bestthe best, the best, the best, the best, the best, THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTof you?
>>36445012
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
huh this comment was not original
HELLO
IVE WAITED HERE FOR YOU
AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING
if she tells you "you're a nice person", you just got friendzoned right?
Depends on body language.
Or was this online?
>>36445001
no, she thinks you are gay
>>36445082
or that. definitely that. she called me gay. that fcking bitch i swear to God. Go suck a chad's big fat cock you whore
Tumblr logic: Christians are crazy for believing in God. However believing you're a transexual badger trapped in a human body is awesome and if you disagree you're an oppressive shitlord.
>>36444973
yes. that's how stupid believing in god is.
>christians are crazy for believing in God
>it's okay for Muslims to kill people for Allah.
>>36445010
I kekd originally
Original
hey guys i'm back. join my discord server bls uwu kym8U
If you're nice please join our server desu. This is for nice relaxing convos, funposting, cuteposting & chill.
9hw9M4v
If you're a meanie do not join pls.
>>36445033
what about if I'm into throat fucking?
>>36445049
It's fine just talk about it somewhere else desu.
You don't go outside looking like a virgin, do you?
>>36444896
lmfao always cringe seeing dudes dressed like this irl
>>36444936
what is the problem?
origimak
>>36444961
pants too short
I love Hawaii pizzas and actively encourage my fellow humans in consuming them.
The sweetness of pineapple is the perfect complimentary taste to the robust taste of tomato sauce and the ham adds substance without an over powering taste. Hawaiian pizzas are the patrician pizza
>>36444823
>hawaiian pizza is one of my favorite kinds
i encourage the consumption of hawaiian pizza as well op. The perfect combination of pineapple, Canadian bacon and cheese on a crispy crust is too good to pass up. if you want even more enjoyment add a little ranch or parmesan cheese to it
Blue cheese makes the perfect anti-normie pizza
In this thread I will narrate the life of Christopher McCandless from his birth until his death at the age of 24. I intend to cover:
>his childhood
>his relationship with his family
>his influences and ideology
>his experiences travelling the United States
>his journey to Alaska and experience in the wilderness
If this thread interests you please bump to keep it alive.
>>36444821
Please, don't waste your time
what were his views on the vapid rat race that is society
On McCandless's academic ability as a child
>"In the third grade, after receiving a high score on a standardized achievement test, Chris was placed in an accelerated program for gifted students. "He wasn't happy about it," Billie remembers, "because it meant he had to do extra schoolwork. So he spent a week trying to get himself out of the program. This little boy attempted to convince the teacher, the principal-anybody who would listen-that the test results were in error, that he really didn't belong there. We learned about it at the first PTA meeting. His teacher pulled us aside and told us that 'Chris marches to a different drummer.' She just shook her head.""
__________
On McCandless's personality as a child
>""Even when we were little," says Carine, who was born three years after Chris, "he was very to himself. He wasn't antisocial- he always had friends, and everybody liked him-but he could go off and entertain himself for hours. He didn't seem to need toys or friends. He could be alone without being lonely.""
__________
On McCandless's pet dog
>"When Chris was twelve, Walt and Billie bought Carine a puppy, a Shetland sheepdog named Buckley, and Chris fell into the habit of taking the pet with him on his daily training runs. "Buckley was supposedly my dog," says Carine, "but he and Chris became inseparable. Buck was fast, and he'd always beat Chris home when they went running. I remember Chris was so excited the first time he made it home before Buckley. He went tearing all over the house yelling 'I beat Buck! I beat Buck!'""
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what is your weather like?
>sleet
it's not sleeting anywhere in the world right now
46 fahrenheit
alternating between rainy and drizzly
>>36444660
>sunny, 65-70 degrees Fahrenheit
too bad i rarely go outside
>Rich as fuck NFL player
>Mansion all the cars he could want
>Tall and ripped
>Hot gf, probably many more
>Perfect life
>Threw it all away doing gangbanger shit
>Got life in prison
>Realized he would never touch a woman ever again
>Hanged himself
Well RIP I guess.
>>36444632
>>Hanged himself
Hung himself
>>36444650
>hung himself
Hanged himself
>>36444679
>Hanged himself
Hwoarang himself
Why don't you just get an Asian gf, anon?
Because they are ugly and manipulative as fuck
I live in a dorm and there are plenty of asian girls here. Trust me, not a single one looks anything close to the pic.
>>36444575
because they're more likely to look like this.
Be me
on daytime
>work
>study
>have friends
>coolguy.jpg
Go home
>lurk r9k
>fap to traps
>creates women hate threads
Who else /normiefacade/?
>>36444563
ur living the dream fama-lamb
Which one is the facade.
>>36444654
shiet nigguh
Ever lusted over an older girl when you were a kid?
>>36444505
Yes many of times. My teachers, ladies at stores, my mother etc.
>>36444505
A couple teachers, celebrities, friends of my mother and the like. These days I even have a fetish for mature women.
>>36444505
I've always lusted for women ten years oler than my age
Why do most women disqualify short men automatically?
>>36444458
natural reaction to inferior men. cant blame them.
instinkt
>>36444458
but the funny thing is women of all sizes want above average height partners but that eventually leads to creation of average male.
short women dislike short men but they still contribute to creation of short men which they dont like.
Women carry the short gene too, but its always the short mens fault for creating them.
Brain Tier thread!
Show me your best and funniest brain charts!
Please
>>36444448
that one is pretty good
>>36444618
Yeah, I like it too.
Wanna share yours too?
>>>/pol/
I swear to god these days if a meme isn't from /tv/ it always seems to be shit
Do you carry a pocket knife?
>>36444444
with hex's like that now i will
nice digits and maybe
>>36444444
I don't even know what to call that get