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>>>/s4s/
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>Be me, autist af
>See this meme on the internet and think it's very funny
>Attempt it irl but ordering a hamburger with nothing
>Got scolded and probably banned from that mcdonalds
I-i just wanted to have some laughs ;-;
This society is a fuck and authistically homofobic
>>36445664
I do that shit unironically all the time. I'm a real picky eater so I only eat the buns and the burger, take everything else of.
>>36445664
This was me desu origami
Are you a virgin?
http://www.gotoquiz.com/are_you_a_virgin_2
>>36445606
26% but actually 100% virgin
>>36445654
that just means you don't do the virgin walk as bad as some others
Actually I'm 3 times more of a virgin
How much easier would your life be if your dick looked like this?
>tfwywnh a gigantic baseballbat penis
987654321
that looks painful and unnecessary
>>36445600
I don't even want a big dick senpai
I've seen multiple incels say that they have a big dick but that it doesn't even matter since they can't pick up women.
It's not like they can even whip it out and hope that women'll suck it due to it's size.
Alright young blood, let's see you spit some bars.
>>36445585
I'm a robot and I post on ar nine kay,
Yous just a bitch nigga, 'n probably gay.
>>36445585
Nigga nigga nigga. *smacks lips* Get pussy n drugs. *robs a bank* Kill all duh whiteys.
Am I epic yet? XD
>>36445585
When I heard Em had locked up dre
I'm thinkin that bitch hittin that base all day
Acting like a retard tryna stay relevant
When its really just his gay Nath locked up in his basement
Fuckin pussy faggot fuckin flaming gay
Claimin detroit while I claim R9K
What's with the sudden influx of bluepilled normie fucks on here?
>>36445566
They think fembots are real and are here to get laid as usual...
>>36445566
>double dubs
>checked
it's reddit trying to turn us all gay, Resist them
Posting rehashed content from your phone isn't helping you distinguish yourself from the new normies.
I just want someone to talk to. Not forever or all the time. Right now.
People I know from gaming.. not replying.
One friend. They laugh that I want to talk, replies for a bit. Has stopped.
I usually deal with shit days but I can't today.
Why can't I figure out how to be a normie? Why can't you be a normie.? Why is it so unattainable?
IM A NORMIE!!!!!
WANNA TALK TO ME?????
>>36446019
Fuk u shit butt.
>>36446053
HHeeee heeee
NO WONDER YOU CANT MAKE FRIENDS
F@GGOT
Why does /r9k/ hate non-white and non-asian girls so much? You'd be surprised to find the non-stereptypical ones can relate to you if you'd talk to them, so why shut them out?
I thought robots out of all beings would know what it's like to be shunned immediately yet you do it to the girls that wouldn't reject you.
Pls respond seriously, I want to know why.
>>36445465
I don't hate them, I just find non-white/asian girls so unattractive, specially black ones.
>>36445509
Why? They don't all look the same. And normies find robots unattractive.
I don't hate them. I had a nonwhite nonasian gf for over a year and I would have no problems dating another one
>tfw my parents are implying that i'll have a girlfriend one day
>>36445459
my mum is totally delusional, thinks I will get a gf, merry and have kids one day. (I'm 38 KV)
My dad on the other hand knows exactly how fucked I am.
It's not even a subject that's ever brought up.
Everybody in my family knows full well I'm gonna die a KV.
Whenever I talk to my mom, occasionally she brings up the topic of relationships:
>"Anon, when you finally get a girlfriend, I hope you'll treat her right.."
>"You know anon, when you finally get a girlfriend, I can help you with relationship problems if you have any..."
I have kinda just given up on girls... Don't talk to any, and I don't see myself with a girlfriend in the foreseeable future
Why don't you have a hairy gf yet, robots?
Hairy girls are clearly superior than worthless hairlets.
>>36445443
i'm fine with hairy grils but
man body
holy shit that's nasty
>>36445443
because i cant get a gf, especially a hairy one most of them are feminists and wont like my beliefs
>>36445443
she got punched a rally and forgot my name and stuff
Why do you support patriarchy?
>>36445380
because women should be seen and not heard
Fuck yeah I ain't no cuick
>>36445380
Because this board is 99% redneck biggots.
what's the most robot pet?
>>36445304
that or a giant snail
>>36445304
best pet ever 10/10
snakes
>gf doesnt take it in her ass or swallow cum
how do i correct this behavior?
>>36445230
>correct
If you wanted a tranny you should have went for one.
Cum in your ass first and swallow to make sure it's suitable for gf
Cover your dildo in your cum and stick it up your ass.
If you're fine after then tell your gf to stop being such a wimp.
HELP ME /r9k/ how the fuck am i supposed to embrace adult isolated neet life if i have no one to provide me with money? Is applying for some autismbux in Canada or some other rich western country the only way to do that or am i missing something?
I just want a humble life with something to eat and electricity
Tell me how do you get your funds robot bros and help a fellow aspiring neet that seeks to prolong his non existence
>>36445148
I get NEETbux for being borderline having anxiety and one of my organs is fucked. I'm pretty sure getting NEETbux is the only way to live that way.
wondering the same. i can only take advantage of parents for so long
i need to start selling drugs
>>36445194
i'm textbook borderline with anxiety and binge eating disorder thrown in the mix but i don't have the money for a therapist and don't have insurance so society just assumes i'm a normie who doesn't deserve any kind of help
>>36445148
Get a job you fucking degenerate.
>Dota 2 will require a phone number to play ranked
>don't want to give those Jews my phonenumber
>not going to pay (((them))) for a new SIM.
>"Get out normalfag"
I mute everyone at the beginning of the game and go afk in the jungle
>>36445133
this is an extremely delusional, irrational, and psychotic post
>>36445133
>this is an extremely delusional
how so?
First of all:
Kys for playing such a shitty genre
Second of all:
Valve is too big of a company to give a shit about your phone number