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How much do you read a day?
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>>36447513
Mostly threads. Books are for faggots.
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>>36447513
man I should be reading now. I'm reading Frankenstein and I thought it was going to be some childish shit but its actually decent. I like to read as much as I can, study, and then maybe watch a anime or a hockey game.
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>mfw I read ~1000 pages per week
Feels whatever. Mostly academic shit since I'm a grad student. Been reading harry potter for some mindless stuff when I'm just chillin around breakfast time.

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tfw

>white
>australian
>educated
>good job & car
>big dick
>normie

wew lads life is good
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>Australian
More like mini china
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>>36447416
And then you wake up and realize it was all a dream, you're still a micro-dicked, morbidly obese autist.
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>>36447493

kek sorry anon
>>36447741

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> 32
> Male
> Dutch
> Lived abroad from 4-16 (my dad was offered a job to go abroad)
> Lived in Saudi Arabia (my dad worked in telecommunication)

> Never smoked
> Never drank alcohol (I once smelled beer, it smelled aweful, therefore I have this idea all alcohol is disgusting)
> Never tried drugs
> Never had sex

> Never gone out at night
> Never been to a house party (like those teen movies)
> Never been to a bar / pub
> Never been to a club / disco (not even the school disco, my parents never allowed me)
> Never been to an event (football / concert / queen's night party / queen's day)

> Never had any friends
> Always a loner
> Always isolated
> Did not have any peers to interact with (my dad had a high position within the company, therefore we lived isolated)
> Was not allowed to bring people over (not even for school projects)

> Never interacted with girls my age
> Never touched girls my age
> Never talked to girls my age
> Never kissed girls my age

> Never allowed to have a TV in my room
> Never allowed to have a stereo in my room
> Never allowed to have a PC in my room
> Never allowed to have a console in my room
> Never allowed to put up poster and stick anything on the walls

My parents always use guilt tricks on me
Also they use an infinite loop on me.
"You are not allowed to do things and have a life, until you have gained experience from such"
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well the only option you have really
is to kill them
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dont let your parents or your past define you m8

you can still make good choices
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>>36447225
OP here.

I'm too OLD ! ! ! You try changing your routine when you have been conditioned all your life.

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>it's another anon smashes his headphones because his failiures in videogames make him think about his failiures in life episode

I've given up. I've been playing video games since I was a child, and I still fucking suck at them. I spent all day doing this shit, and I still fucking suck at it, just like anything else in life. over 2,000 hours in Garry's Mod and I still get my ass kicked by 10 year olds half my age because of this shitty 2009 pc with 2 GB RAM.
I've given up on trying to play videogames online anymore. I've pretty much given up on everything at this point.

Sorry if I'm making a shit thread, just needed to get this off my chest since the only person I actually talk to on steam has stopped responding lately.
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>>36447165
>that feel when you got so good at a couple of games that you're at a differt level above the "pros" and everyone else.
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>tfw incredibly, autistically good at video games

>tfw too autistic to be a pro gamer or a lets players

when halo 4 was big i used to get 36 kills and 1-5 deaths each game of team slayer
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>>36447333
Halo turned to shit after 3 anon...
Also the "pro" is mostly a good player that also participates to tournaments to make his popularity high.
There are a lot of "pro" level skilled players out there, in the wild.

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I just need a qt vegan girlfriend to bang
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Why would you want to bang a retard
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>>36447130
i'm a vegan
your metaphysics are wrong
but I'll answer ur ?: an indication of a person's responsibility is their empathy/morality, I wouldn't want to make the most important choice one can make with a non-vegan
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it's my vegan dick

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>wake up
>get feels about how i screwed up my one opportunity for happiness

I fucking loved her Anons, we would've had beautiful Christian children, but my parents had to move away, now I can only see her in my dreams...
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>>36447030
How did you screw up op?
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>>36447063
I walked home with her on a raining night holding hands, and i was too stupid to kiss her, even though she clearly liked me back.

My parents sold the house and got a cheap trailer for rent in the middle of nowhere, and I never saw her after that, this was pre social media days.
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i bet her name was linda

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Today I just realized why I am a loser.Looking at the window a saw qt getting dress to party and I just realized that I have never went out in my life.I was never invited to a party and my only friends never go out.If you don't go out in your teen years and make a group to go out you are absolutly fucked.You will be a virgin for way longer than the rest and if you try to break the cycle and go out alone you will be seen as a loser that has no friends.If any underage fag is here.Just go out.Take every chance you get to do it.Or else you will become a loner and a loser like myself
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>>36446844
>leaving the safety of your home to talk about normie shit like game of thrones with fucking normies

you literally are not missing out on anything

>tfw closer to the friends I have on discord than I ever will be with my irl "friends"

there's a magical sort of bond that's created when 5 guys discuss doujins and fapping habits with each other quite frequently.
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>>36447162
>you literally are not missing out on anything
I am just in a destructive cycle.I want to meet new people but you need friends in the first place to do it.If you don't have an stable circle of friends when you are 14 you are stucked in this cycle of /r9k/ and fapping on a Friday night
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>>36447264
Don't you have any friends? at work?

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White shit is deep under skin on face, I go ape shit crazy and cut it open with razor, mic of blood and sebum everywhere on my face and mirror
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>>36446810
I barely understand your English, but is this a popping thread? If so, post pics of your pustulous face
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>>36446810
Pics, you pustulant dog.
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>>36446970
he noticed a small abnormality on his face.
his mental illness convinced him to go after it with a razor
he kept digging deeper and deeper
blood everywhere

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Should I worry about losing my hair or just man up?
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let it grow or shave it
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now THIS is balding
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It would look good the way it is right now if you get really muscular. It's manly

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Why do normies get so triggered by obvious observations?

You point out the differences between genders and they completely spazz out.

Today I noted that women are less rational than men and everyone flipped their shit, calling me a virgin and saying I'm jealous and want to beat up my girlfriend. No arguments.
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>>36446736
Being INTP sucks my guy. Extroverts have fucking cattle brains.
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So what is the argument for your conclusion?
Just your personal observation?
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>>36446763
>Extroverts have fucking cattle brains.

Coming from the person whose identity relies on the MBTI.

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>6'3"
>blond hair and blue eyes
>chiseled jaw and high cheekbones
>deep voice
>physically fit
>still too autistic for grils to like me
Why bros ;-;
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>>36446706
Attention Rake Thread
Nothing to see here
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>>36446740
Cry harder manlet
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>>36447051
yeah, have fun on your way to page 10

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Tell me about your time in high school.

I was a chad for the theater club so I have a ton of ridiculous stories. Sluttiest girls on campus.
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Quiet kid that was really good at wrestling.
Did nerd stuff to fit in with other introverts. Thought I should dress in black since the world is dark. Went to metal concerts when I was at meets. Did some stupid shit at times.
But mostly, it was me and a few other introverts playing d&d and VTM.
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stole a fire extinguisher & sprayed it all over a tree in a park
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>>36446541
well? are you telling the stories or u just wanted us to know?

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im a really poor neet. i struggle with mental problems, economical problems, and even health problems.

i try to improve my self by getting jobs and apply to so many finally i catch a breaks and get some interviews but none of them ever hire me. they're for cart attendant and just basic menial jobs i even go to wal mart and see their cart attendants most of which clearly strike me as being intellectually disabled. so what gives why can a retard get a job doing that but i get denied at the interview?

i just feel like shit because it seems some forms of self-improvement ie employment require the receptiveness of other people i mean you cant force someone to give you a job you can only try to impress them which i gave it my all at these past interviews. i printed a nice resume to take with me, i dressed well enough, shaved, and went in there confident/composed.

any robots can help me with what i should do or what could possibly be wrong here?
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did you try getting neetbux
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>>36446523
Stop watching anime you dumb weeb
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>>36446566
well i dont want to be disabled i want to work for my keep and meet people etc.

>he doesn't know what a real Stacy is

>thinks anime pixels and boys w 'feminine penis' or 2/10 abused patreon whores with premature HIV are top tier

kill yourselves
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>what a real Stacy is
This is what a real Stacy looks like
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>>36446451
Right. Because a true Stacy would wear a body chain with polka dot on polka dot bikini, WITH a black cap on top of that? And a wannabe Cartier bracelet? No.

I'm sorry but Eggman's long lost twin doesn't cut it. Lol. Also dating such an easy guy like that? No-no. ^___^
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romeestrijd/ = an actual stacy

>>36446451 = some washed up yeehaw tennessee hickedyhoo whore

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Are Somali's black? I am hesitant to call myself black, I feel as if that term is reserved for the descendants of slaves
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>>36446394
>that term is reserved for the descendants of slaves

no it's not
do you think you're black?
do people look at you and think "he is black"?

congrats you're black
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It doesn't even matter, don't let this cesspit fool you OP
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>>36446394
where does your skin color fit under this chart?
if it's not okay, you're black

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