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Definitely know that feel OP. Thick mulatto chicks are the best.

Too bad they don't like mulatto guys lol

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>>36439336
No, no. Only plebeians and sport fans go on about ''THICC'' all the time. At least, I think in the case of black qt's you don't want them to be thick, because that's stereotypical.

I think black girls are most attractive when they go for a more classic European sort of beauty, but keep their kinky hair. Light meets darkness, civilization meets barbarism, and in this meeting is forged qt mulatto girls that don't act or look ghetto, you feel me?

>>36439532
>>36438717
so you just like pretty lightskinned black girls? Nearly everyone does.

>>36438327
It would be harder to masturbate.

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>>36438327
>>36438337
>this
Having a big dick would be cool and all, just for the sake of having a big dick. But
I'd hate the idea of not being able to stick my entire dick not only into an onahole or fleshlight, but into a woman. It's gotta be miserable only being able to go a quarter to halfway in.

I have a big dick, and I'm still quite the loser. Doesn't mean shit if you don't have good looks AND more importantly charisma.

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>>36437560
A girl asked me to prom and I turned her down and didn't go at all
I fully regret it of course

Girl wanted to lose virginity at prom. Cute Asian, 7/10. I thought she was waiting for my friend to ask her, nope she wanted me to ask and I missed out

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>>36437643

Tell me more. How was she hinting?

Mimicking attacks from anime battles i create in my head.

I practice evil laughs and sing a lot.

I walk around stiffly and slowly (kinda like a robot) and imagine myself as a GTA protagonist.

I guess others can see I'm walking funny but they'll never know why.

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INFJ here. Used to be an INFP but then I realized I'm more of a J type. INFJ sounds the most like me, but I'm on the border of pretty much all functions. Sometimes I feel like ISFJ but who knows. What do you guys think of INFJ's?

i took the test twice and got ISTP both times.

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>>36433140
I am INTJ. I've never come across a personality test that has been more accurate.

>>36429941
they are CUTE
CUTE!

>>36429941
Real, as in real nigga. I got that jungle fever famalam.

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>>36429941
>is asian or white
>has a lower iq than me
>shorter than me
>will do drugs with me
>whill watch hipster arthouse flicks with me
>will just lay on the ground in the park with me
>has an innie

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>>36429269
>Be 16
>friendless silent type that no one knew existed
>sitting in history class watching a documentary about the slave trade
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAB.mp4
>massive wet fart comes out of my ass
>teacher gives me a sidways disgusted glance as he pauses the documentary.
>mfw my autistic rage meter fills up and I yell "GOD FUCKING DAM IT" at the top of my lungs
>didn't go to school for the next 2 weeks
>No one said anything but I know what they where thinking.
>Spend the rest of the year plus my senior year with no one talking to me unless its forced by a teacher.

>having dinner with parents and little sister
>little sister is 10 and I'm 19
>mom asks me if I have a girlfriend
>not thinking and say "I'm waiting for my sister to get older so I can marry her"
>parents are speechless
>sister agrees and says "yeah, let's get married!"
>realize what I said and said I was just kidding
>parents were not amused

>>36429542
you need to tap that

First for warm imouto cuddles

>>36428613
So when do we just be honest with ourselves and call these Incest General?

Banned for forbidden love

>>36408420
I went outside once. It was boring and therew as nothing to do. i'd rather get drunk, cook a big meal, shitpost, and play video games.

>>36408420
>/fit/
>knowing how to have fun
l o l

>>36408420
I don't have friends to have fun with, and am too awkward around people to make any. Should I throw a ball against a wall?

>>36448125
If you're a woman its ok, if ur a man then its weird as fug. Specially if its a ''poetic'' one like yours.

>>36448172
Thanks m8, good call, that's exactly what I was wary of.

post the pic so I can judge it
its from behind so your face isnt on it right?

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>>36448021
the fish tasted funny, but at least it was free

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>>36448021
the hush puppies were okay, thanks wage cucks!
thank god today is Friday, you guys finally have a few days off till back to slavery

>>36448021
I quit my job but I wouldn't eat any of that garbage

>>36447710
no religion, but i struggle to banter and to converse due to lack of social skills and being high on the autistic spectrum

>>36447710
I just gave up on religion as a whole, it's not logical and is full of holes you can call it swiss cheese, what good ever came out of religiond?
Only war.
My counciense isnt clear but i cant go back to religion knowing its bullshit.

Meh, grew up Catholic. Their banter was always top notch.

I don't think there was much that was off limits.

>tfw teethlet
kms

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a-alright then... here we go

oh...

>>36447684
brush my teeth twice a day for a year straight and they're still yellow, not to mention crooked cause my parents were cheap fuck heads who only bought my sister braces

I'm the second! Me! Me!!!

>>36447611
cute pic oregeal

That's a cute birdy and a cute yarn birdy.

>>36447570
What's happened to bros before hos?

>>36447929
It died with orbiters and cucks.

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>>36447949
Its sad, being a beta and letting a woman control you.

Give him some time, if he doesn't come to his senses, well, its time to earn new friends.
Maybe jump states and start a new life.