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>>36444645
Upvoted my good sir :)

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Same demographic. It's 2017.

Everyone on here goes on Reddit and vice versa.

In fact these days 4chan is more clean and normal than Reddit.

>comment describing the exact thing happening in the OP
>top post with thousands of likes

>comment with one level of trash tier irony
>second rated post with thousands of likes

>reference to some normalfag event
>third rated post with hundreds of likes
Can we just gas them all?

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oh rose
you are the bullet in my gun

Why the fuck did trevail private his account again? Fuck i'm pissed.

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>>36444637
he's a weird little guy, probably just got a little hair up his ass about something

why do you care about him anyways?

>>36444310
>chink flag
Stop

>>36444310

First for I hate all of you and myself

>>36443900
>real talk robots.
>why have children?

They may be a money sink, but what else are you going to spend your money on, anime pillows?

Having children is the most natural basic desire of all.

Why do you think all these 30 something cat women are depressed and unfulfilled?

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>>36444139
'Black Lagoon', 'Berserk', 'Elfen Lied', and 'Serial Experiments Lain'.

>>36444139
>Ergo Proxy
>Kaiba
>Shigurui
>Watamote
>Monster
>Kimagure Orange Road
>Super Dimension Fortress Macross
>Bokurano (got real shit round episode 8-ish though)
>801 Airbats

>>36444139
Guilty Crown was the best anime I've ever seen

>>36443594
>>hahela voki fagihogisekimozi tikitu'dalu bulurotuse vofalugicemosero gi hegicelu degiserotugirolu
Moha'vo gi mekizilu, sekiha gi degiserotugirolu, gisenekisetigykituho.

Lalu'holu heholulu hekiho gi rokikizi hamogylu, dekide !

>>36444141
Fakihagihaki fakihagihaki.
>gisenekisetigykituho
Mo hasamosece tikitu gylugise gisekisetigykituvo.

Gisezi tiluvo, heholulu hehokigy hasalu vomekituhorolu hasagiha fadegirotuluvo hasamovo bukigihozi. Giha delugivoha tusehamode hasaluti zilumehotifaha kituho celuti..

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>>36444197
Moha'vo gykiholu lusehykitigibudelu lasaluse gigyluhomomegisevo giholu saluholu...

because """"nice"""" girls are fat and ugly

Nice girls are easy.

>>36442919
This applies to both genders, but a large part of this is the scarcity principle. If something is get, it feels a lot more valuable and, in a human sense, attractive.

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>>36442828
>not natty
>dick has literally become an inverted black hole in 2nd pic

lol nice try steron heron

>>36442828
he would've been better as a trap desu

>>36442873
yeah he looks fucking ridiculous in that second pic, like someone squeezed the image way down

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>"25 Years Older and Beyond" on 4chan

>>36442799
I am going to start an internship gynaecology soon.
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw going to fist a bunch of landwhales
Feels batman

>27 neet since 19
>no job or post secendary education
>no phone number so cant tinder
>ip banned from pof and my vpn no longer works
>might be eating vagina and doing feet stuff tonight with a girl from pof


my options as a neet are running dry. I need to try tinder and generate some kind of income. I might be able to turn into normal

>>36442730
I really can't wait for when I'm finished my last exam, so just another 30-35 hours for me and then this studying hell I'm in finally ends.

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Ahahahah I want to fucking kill myself before it gets more painful why did I think I was smart and could go on like this

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>professor finally puts in grades
>fucking 73
>missed date for extra credit
>only test left is final
>im probably actually going to kill myself

Unfair comparison. You can be a "good guy" without being overly nice.

Women don't answer these kind of questions truthfully because they have no sense of self-awareness. They will answer with what they think is the good thing to answer. Not what they would actually do themselves.

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>>36442718
Because the female species is inferior.

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>>36441862
glad you made this thread, I was just about to make one!

>>36441862
i desperately need a misaki right now

>>36441992
I got u senpai

>>36442025
don't we all ;-;

>>36441841
>Let's figure out together what is normal and what isn't
You're a special kind of stupid, Nick.

>>36441879

Why would that be, my angry friend?

These threads are always perfectly made in time for when I get home.

>Special theme for today: the rules of your childhood.

What do you mean? Like rules set by parents?

>>36440822
is she pregnant on that pic? if not, can she be my gf?

i like fat girls but that kind of fat is just disgusting

they have to be proportional, not some big fuckin beer gut trucker body

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>>36440822
FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING TENDIES YOU PIG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36440378
Dump him and come with me desu.

>>>/a/ and >>>/adv/ want you to stop by op

>>36440378
I'm sorry, but we just can't be friends anymore.

I don't hate you, but we're incompatible.

In uni desu.

Where do you get your money from?

Never had money for years due to being a NEET, then my mommy recently gave me $400 for food since she went on vacation for like 3 months. For expenses, I just keep them low by pirating everything, making my own booze, and dumpster diving. I have since quit drinking though.

>martial arts master
>started as hobby in uni then became my trade
>not much 7000 to 5000 usd a month but gives lots of freedom and fun while you work
>yes i am set for life with this going towards fitness bussines in the future