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I get horny everytime i see this fucking banner.

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How do you respond to a text message to confirm an appointment?

>Hi Anon, it's [therapist]. Just confirming your appointment tomorrow at 11:00
You see I know it's incredibly autistic to have to ask, but what do I say? Just 'yes'?

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Music>>TV series>>Video games>>>>>>>>>Movies

This is fact

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l love being a woman. Especially nowaddays.

FinaIly, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over uh year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a litle bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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What could you do right now in the next 60 minutes to make your life better?

Why aren't you doing it?

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I want to fuck my sister /r9k/. What should I do?

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>being depressed about your looks
It's 2017, there's a solution for everything. Post similar pictures if you have them

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>just sent my oneitis a lengthy and detailed email about why my life is so miserable and why im destined to die alone, and soon

how long til i have a gf?

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IiteralIy why?

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R9k's new mascot since /pol/ ruined pepe.

Nu-pepe. We need this.

>no one likes him
>cannot get the qt he wants
>basically as fringe as characters go these days

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I turned 19 last month, and I am still a kissless virgin. I am in college, and I just don't know how to approach girls. I don't even try to because I know I am ugly and I will probably just stutter like a nervous wreck if anything gets flirtatious.

Am I destined to remain celibate? Is there any hope for me?

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I'm chilling at a coffee shop, posting on /areninekay/. It's my daily routine to avoid my family and friends, though I fear bumping into them in public.

I have acute social anxiety, but I'm not afraid to talk to people. I fear being judged, so I end up shutting the conversation down when it starts to get personal. I don't want anyone know how much of a loser I am.

I'll be forever alone because I know how shitty I am. How much I fucked up in my life. How ugly I am without my hat on, and the acne on my body.

But that's all good, because life is beautiful. I make some money teaching kids the guitar. That's all I can handle right now.

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Stop masturbating.

Stop watching porn.

Stop going on the internet all the time.

Stop using devices all the time.

Stop watching anime.

Stop eating junk food.

Stop being lazy.

Stop worshiping women.

Stop being degenerate.

Stop insisting with the fiction that my posts are not original. They are original.

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>mom has a black gf now
>she is fucking younger than me
>she keeps making fun of me, mom kicks me out when she comes over
>im pretty sure she's been in my room
i think the universe is telling me the time has come to take my life...

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How does it feel that I spend all my neetbucks on video games? I wonder if the video games industry would even survive if the government didn't pay neetbucks.