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some work, some don't, some make it impossible to cum

>>36449551

I just started taking it (yesterday) And the only thing different thus far is that I started to eat like a pig... other than that nothing is different... I was told that it takes some time for it to work tho so i can't tell

>>36449624
dang that's worrying about the appetite, I'm already a fatty

>>36449537
say "ok *cums*"

what backwards ass country are you from that potential employers email in broken english and expect to be taken seriously?

Dear XYZ,

Thank you, I am very much looking forward to the interview. I am available at XX,ZZ.

Kindly,
XX

>>36449531
Kill me, but make it look like an accident. Convincing

>>36449531
Fuck off and never come back again also off yourself scum youre not fooling anyone

>>36449531
you can pucker those lips and blow me OP

You're right, you're probably shit.

>he forgot to mention he'll never be a famous ink artist either

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>>36449555
Trips tell no lies. Trips is the arbiter of truth

#1 big mac, french fries and a coke and two apple pies

>>36449501
I enjoy the Big Mac, but is it really as filling as the Double Quarter Pounder?
>coke
I am patrician and get sweet tea. And I'm pretty the 2 for 1 apple pie deal doesn't exist anymore.

>>36449545
Well I guess I'll get a number one large with a tea and 2 apple pies. Thanks for the rec anon.

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2 dozen beers, a 50 bag, a nice rope and a 2 hour walk out of town to a big forest.

>>36449434
Not bad desu, might give this a shot

im too much of a pusswad to do it i think i get hyped up thinking about it but if i lived through it i know id get no sympathy or anything since my mom has said "if you ever kill yourself ill be so damned mad at you. ill find you in heaven and beat you."

I am too much of a pussy and plus even if it was a gun shot to the head i cant help but feel like id fuck it up somehow and live

but if i did it id ve nervousnabout doing it in the back yard i think id want to drive to somewhere with deep woods and walk a few miles out

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>>36449367
Don't do it anon we still love you

post link here plz anon

>>36449296

With the tat

tattoos are normie stamps

>>36449296
With the tattoo

it's great, i'm having pizza for dinner

>>36449228
Why did I just eat 8 (eight) hotdogs for dinner?

>>36449277
>>36449333
The dubs in this thread are impressive, does your diet based on pizza also help on getting dubs?

>>36449185
internet, like always

>>36449185
Caffeine and tobacco
Alcohol free for 31 days today following a particularly miserable case of WDs and alcohol hallucinosis

>alcohol
drink nightly but due to being a poor NEET it's value-to-intoxicity is lessening each week and I cant afford to get more to make up for it
>cigarettes
dont even know why i bother anymore, until I run out
>weed
every single day, most of my money goes on it. makes my mundane life a tad more interesting
>caffiene
2 energy drinks a day at least, that first sip of the day is still worth every cent

nothing gives me the kick in the face I want from drugs anymore. I need harder.

>>36449180
The door was and always will be open. Remember this and remember us.
faggot

It's exactly what I'm doing. I'm coming here every day but less and less I spend my time here. I'm becoming happier.

>>36449290
Did your degeneracy lessen?

That's my biggest issue. All this cuck porn, traps, hentai, and general race based shitposting is fucking me up.

kill myself because im a nigger

unsurprisingly not original

>>36449119
wait for her to finish, then stab and kill her and go to prison because I'm a nigger

>>36449161
how can that be original

my life is a lie

>>36449110
No. Its juvenile and naive.

>>36449110
No, people who meme suicide is selfish are morons.
If someone truly cares about you they would show it when you're still around.

Parents see suicide as a chance tk get showered in attention and brag about how much they love their deciesed child, when they never cared about him the day before.

Friends are in it for self gain, once you have nothing offer they disappear,
Be it if they need someone to spend time with, or a service of sorts.

Suicide is a permanent solution to maybe temporary problems.

I myself wouldn't give a fuck if someone i know died tomorrow, people die everyday thats just how life is.

my mom just told me "if you ever kill yourself ill be so damned mad at you. ill find younun heaven and beat you."

fucking cunt

but no i disagree with what your post said

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>>36449007
That would be right here friend-o. Just don't be a faggot like the faggots in the pic.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/top/?sort=top&t=all

>>36449007
kill yourself and have another go at the gene lottery
advice void if the whole reincarnation thing isn't true

>>36449007
>automatic convertible Mustang

lmao he's lucky Stacy lets him borrow her car

Good or not, females are more down to earth and less physically agressive than males.

>>36448953
Girls are more likely to take the anger out on themselves. Self harm and all that jazz

>>36448953
Same reason the vast majority of all violent crimes are committed by males: it's not in their nature. There's a story of one chick who tried shooting up a mall and no one took her serious at all, people didn't even know that there was ever any threat, some guy just took the gun from her and that was that. I'm not a feminist, but they do have one good point: the most a guy has to fear is being laughed at or having his ego hit, girls have to worry about being raped and murdered.