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I dont want to be alive not on herion. why cant I just live my life feeling this way forever

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carbon based mannequins sit in a bar and have a conversation but all i hear is rehearsed static, morse code regurgitated from faded memories of dead men, all that comes to mind is the endless cycle of revolutions that we are forced to repeat in improved, similar, and modern repetitions again, and again, and again, and again

games of chance with an absent god, cards folded on the table, of all the chances we had there was no equity or fairness to this game, there was no glory, there was no fantasy, dream, or prospect of peace, wholesomeness, serenity

mechanisms of a conscious organism, useless trite, benign, redundant and elusive concepts wasted in effort, delusions of grandeur controlling the reigns of a predestined path you had no control over, everything you are constituted from the memories of stimulus unwillingly bestowed upon you until there it is you remain in that parasitic mass of consumer bacteria, a sentient virus imprisoned within the will of that larger mass

embrace me, i am the body of primal instinct and impulse, i am ambition, i am the spinning into the melancholic haze of austerity and i am the arms of death, i am the life breathed anew and i am the claws ripping it away, i am the external force out of your control, i am the will of that mass, i am the parasite, i am the monster

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Who /unicorn frappe/ here?

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>start wagecuck job
>first day of training
>fall in love with trainer
>what have I done?

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>Be me
>Today at mall
>Sitting in random bench at a JC Penny's store, waiting while mom pays at register
>After a few minutes of derping on my phone, a 10/10 redhead teen suddenly plops down next to me
>She says "how much would I have to pay you to fuck me?"
>I knew it was a prank but decide to play along because I'm that lonely
>I respond: "For you, it'd be free"
>She holds me hand, tells me she's lonely, and asks what my name is. I tell her it's Paul (my name isn't really Paul)
>She says "I'm Jenny! Tell me, what gets you off?"
>I tell her I want her to sit on my face
>She says "alright! I'd do that"
>She asks how old I am, I tell her I'm 20 (my real age)
>She lets go of my hand and says "Oh sorry Paul, I'm only 16, but maybe we can love each other in the future"
>At that moment, her chubby female friends pops up with her phone out, recording the whole thing
>They walk away laughing their assess off
>mfw that's the most female interaction I've had in a year

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Where should I go out to eat tonight?

pic unrelated

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/hobby/ general

>photography
>poetry
>sketching
>guitar
>vidya
>drinking
>sleeping

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>tfw old enough that I not only grew up without cell phones, I grew up without the internet

I feel sorry for everyone under 30 who grow up with an ethernet cable plugged into them as soon as their umbilical cord was cut.

really makes you think

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Can we have a good old-fashioned manlet hate thread?

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I need something highly relatable right now. Are there any anime about guys who are really bad with women?

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See, /r9k/? Women get insecure about pussy size just as we worry about dick size.

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Update on the following story for those that were keeping up with it:

>spend entire childhood wanting to play in a band
>3 childhood friends who sometimes play music with me - drummer, bassist, second guitarist
>spend all of middle school, high school, and first 2 years of college going through unmotivated singers who never want to practice
>3 friends don't really care that much either
>finally meet 10/10 qt singer at college with 10/10 voice
>new oneitis
>she's super into the band, 3 friends get back into it more too after hearing how good she is
>her and I are always practicing and writing songs together
>this goes on for a few weeks, we play our first show
>tfw her and I are playing a song we wrote together in front of 150 people
>looks me in the eyes as she's singing
>that smile
>im in love
>taking her back home after the show
>about to tell her how I feel
>"aw man anon, I wish my boyfriend could have been there tonight!"
>no
>look up her boyfriend later
>literally just a taller, cuter version of me
>they've been dating since high school
>absolutely 100% in love with her
>can never EVER tell her how I feel at the risk of causing trouble for the band
>start writing songs about it
>"wow anon, your songs have been getting a lot sadder recently, but I like them, they're powerful!"
>she's singing songs about herself
>she will never know
>we still hang out have private 1 on 1 rehearsals all the time
>she always gives me that same gorgeous smile while she's singing

CHAPTER 2
>she texts me first thing in the morning most everyday but doesn't usually respond
>still feels good
>this morning she sent me a silly joke and asked me about hanging out this weekend
>tonight
>driving through town to get my mind off the fact that she's going to her sorority's formal with her boyfriend tonight
>red light in the middle of town
>look out window
>see her posing for a picture with her boyfriend
>she's all dressed up and beautiful
>his arm is around her
>consider crashing vehicle

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is rel nigga hours who up xD

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Hello, potion sellers. I am going outside and i want your strongest GF potion.

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> Drunk older brother arrives
> Gets mad for no reason at all
> Wants to beat me so he can feel like a man or something?
> Now I'm locked in my room, hearing he screaming those horrible things to me, watching my door like a mad dog

I can't take this any longer, why can't he just die?