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Nothing. Just the whole "hurr durr women who look like THIS aren't smart hurr durr."

>>36455567

Reading books makes you ugly. Not original.

>>36455567
What a wiser anon before me said some threads ago:
The woman on the right is just a slut that knows how to hide it. Both left and right are equally eager to jump on a cock given the opportunity.

Don't kill yourself. Stop by >>>/adv/

>>36455574
I have before. I got told to kill myself. We have a lovely community.

Fuck it. I'll just use a knife from my kitchen. I have a general idea of how to do it quickly that way. It's been a nice run, /r9k/. I wish all of you the best of luck.

>>36455537
where are the other boards?

>>36455537
Robots are revolving doors. Like how most outgrow /b/ and go to other boards most outgrow /r9k/ it's a cycle.

Soon enough there will only be newfags and they'll become oldfags.

4chan as we knew it died a long time ago.

Normies infest everywhere on here

I'll leave soon enough and so will you, you just need to find the right thing to leave here for

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Not OP, but here's another 4Chan House.

that's probably not healthy

>>36455540
agreed. Every once in a while sure, but this is going to far

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>>36455540
Actually, it's when you can no longer gape that you are unhealthy. That's not even a big gape either, how thick is human shit? Gaping isn''t even impressive. Fap to this girl instead.

I'm over 30 and still get carded all the time.

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>>36455505
>>36455531
I work at a gas station and I feel really bad for the guys who are obviously over age but I have to card them anyway

>>36455505

>24
>worked at a grocery for a while
>people legitimately thought I was 16

Not sure how I feel

>>36455497
Yes, pull those panties down and sit on daddies face.

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>>36455497
>"Sure you can sweetheart."
>give her a toy trowel
>she plays around with the dirt a bit, not really digging
>"Daddy why are you digging a hole?"
>turn to her
>"I got something to bury sweetheart."
>"is it that box?"
>points to the cigar box next to me
>"What's in it daddy?"
>open it
>a few pictures, scraps of yellowing paper, CDs and flash drives, a couple external drives
>"Daddy you look so funny! You were so skinny then, you look like an alien!"
>let a pained smile take my face
>"haha, I sure did..."
>"Daddy why are there so many pictures of this sad frog and a sad man?"
>purse my lips, remembering all the time I wasted saving, curating, and posting those
>the emotion I put behind them, how deeply they resonated with me
>"I'm just burying some things I don't want to see"
>"Can I bury something daddy?"
>"Sure sweetie"
>she runs inside
>comes back out with a cheap McDonald's toy
>"I used to really like this toy, but it's dumb now."
>"Throw it in sweetheart."
>she tosses it in
>I throw the box to the bottom of the hole
>she kicks in dirt playfully
>"Good riddance!"
>I chuckle
>"Let's go inside sweetheart, Mommy's probably making us both something real good to eat for dinner."
>I hug her tightly
>take her hand and walk inside, kicking some dirt into the pit with my heel
>then I wake up, gasping and dreched in sweat

>>36455905
you actually want to be a father?

where do expect to find a girl with none of these problems, OP? certainly not anywhere in america.

>>36455448
>she doesn't have a penis
I knew this wouldn't be original

>>36455476
OP salty he can't find his unicorn waifu

>>36455420
>huge fucking mons
pics

>>36455509
Yes pics please. Not even sexual just curious

As a "" fembot"" isn't it easier to find another means to communicate amongst your selves and make threads that all anons can share feels in?

I mean the question doesn't matter much since most of you hate each other anyways and for the most part exist to be in a discord/Skype group of 3-5 other guys so more girls would be competition

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>>36455409

Ok. Why not, op? Why does the internet bring you satisfaction?

>>36455409
I'm the exact same way. I don't want anything and I'm perfectly content with sitting on my computer in my room. Hope reality doesn't catch up with me.

>>36455409
Congratulation
You're winner

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Delete this thread or I'll rape your mother OP

>>36455397
I'm sorry, Anon... What we're you saying? I was just finishing up paying off my bills and such.

Now that I've gotten all of that out of the way, what were you saying?

Oh! Hold that thought a minute, I need to get things ready for my weekend trip. You know how it is. Always busy. But it's worth it, you know?

Sure, I mean, yeah I work for the company, and my boss benefits from it, but it helps me out too. It makes ya worth something, you know? It's good to be a part of something bigger than yourself.

Plus it reflects well on me. You know, having a blank spot in your employment history is awful.

... Anyway, I was sidetracked again. You were saying?

I have gone months without visiting r9k and I sorta missed these threads. They remind me of how low I could fall if I really wanted to. They make me feel better about finally getting my shit together and getting a job. Doing nothing is extremely scary to me now. My brain just rots and I become fat and depressed.

>>36455392
All that comes up when I Google "dark buddhism" are Reddit threads and New Age websites. Not sure it "died out" so much as it never existed in the first place, and therefore you couldn't "revive" it.

>>36455392
OP, you have to explain yourself on this one. What are you talking about?

>>36455494
Its like enlightenment but the other way.

Your mum knows you are weird already.

>>36455382
>mom comes in
>sneaks right next to my face
>stares right at my computer.
>notice out of my peripheral vision
>freak the fuck out and do the only thing I could think of
>literally shove my moms face away from my computer with my hand in a very dickish manner
>she gets upset and leaves

Still feel guilty about it desu but don't scare me like that Jesus Christ.

>Mum walks in at 2am, wondering why I'm still up
>I'm baked
>Leaning way close to my monitor
>Have a fullscreened FB image of my oneitis bending over
>She stutters when she realizes what she just walked into
>Tells me to go to bed and leaves
yup

I don't like /pol/ but you are fucking mad lmao

>>36455369
t. CTR shill

Nu/pol/ is shit because of Reddit and the alt-right. Pre US election /pol/ was the golden age

>1 inch dick unerect
my robro

>>36455356
Guess I'll just have to live with the fact that I'm a normal with a 7 inch cock

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>>36455438
GET OFF MY THREAD CHAD

>>36455345
big bear cocks don't exist REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36455345
Isn't that kuma from tekken?

Am I being shit talked by a bear right now