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>>36456359
I graduate college in 2 weeks and I don't have a job lined up.

i have nothing to offer to anyone besides some WoW knowledge and i hate myself with a pashion

>>36456359

I need like $10,000

>overwatch before it got so targeted for hate and criticism
>wizard 101
>pirate 101
>millville
>neopets
>mybrute
>postopia
>adventure quest
>freerealms
>dungeons and dragons online
>territory war
>territory war online
>pirate king online
>pirates of the carribean online
>command and conquer renegade
>battlefield bad company 2
>battlefield heroes
>fiesta
>blackwatch
>armz
>tony hawk underground
>need for speed underground
There is more.
So much more I've forgotton.

I wasn't supposed to touch these.
Fucking shit Almighty I wasn't supposed to ever think about it all until it was seconds away from being over.

I fucked up.
This is the scope of my life.
Not what I watched.
Not what I learned in school.
None of anything in my life provides me the illusory tribute like emulation of the way I felt then.

Its like sequestering internally created drugs for my rotting mind.

And I just used it all like a fucking moron.

And it fucking hurts.
It hurts so fucking much.
I keep seeing that old man thet used to trace into the iron man comic in my head.
The pain isn't real enough to actually clutch my chest in pain.

But I keep feeling my organs get tight behind my sternum and a shadow of myself clutching at it in pain.

Maybe when i'm under the bag it'll all come back one last time

Maybe it did and I looped back to now.

Im already under the bag and this is s memory.

Show's over soon.
No stinger.

serves you right, video games are for children

>>36456340
>stick arena
That was my shit, my man.

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>>36456245
You gotta learn to smooth it out and you'll have a sexy narrator voice.

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>>36456245
>tfw MPD vocal variations
My voice goes from high-pictched to soft and everything in-between depending on who I'm talking to.

>>36456303
I mumble a lot and when I talk to someone from behind they always jump for some reason

Work, same shit as usual. I was thinking about giving Persona 4 another shot, but to be honest I couldn't fully figure out how to play the game. Like, how do you know the right thing to do after school every day? And how does the Social Link system work?

>hairy tips

>>36456293
There really is no wrong way to play the game. It's up to you to decide what to do and who to bond with. If you are worried about getting answers wrong then there are guides for pretty much everything.

GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO STOP CHEWING MY DAMMED NAILS BUT I CANT SOMEBODY HELP ME, TELL ME HOW TO GET RID OF THIS SHIT

>>36456212
I'm bad about biting the skin around my cuticles.

My fingertips look like a fucking disaster.

>>36456212
Checking in. It's such an ingrained and automatic habit that i know i will never be able to stop. I constantly have infections on my fingers from biting too deep/making hangnails, and my teeth also feel like they are getting damaged. I don't really care though, it is still enjoyable

>>36456183
>Are the majority of people afraid of dying?
Yes
>If so why do so many people support the draft
When it comes down to the wire, people would rather have others die then die themselves, whether it be their enemies or their fellow countrymen. Chances are they assume they won't get drafted for whatever reason.

>>36456313
>mfw people unironically disrespect soldiers
Funny how they fail to realize whose families get priority when shit goes down, NOT THEIRS

>>36456954
I don't direspect them for nothing than who they fight for, which is more often than not Israel.

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>>36456145
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8k_f2QK77ew

Here's my first song

And a cool remix.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GeCcja53h-w

are you fucking kidding me? you want to listen to sad music for what- to make yourself sadder?

>muh I'm so depressed let me listen to depressing music so I feel like my depression is more valid

Hoping the offers are all dropped minutes before it closes

Chris is probably jacking off to the bids

>>36456192
he's shopping for toys

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>People actually went for it

God damn guys stop enabling him, even for laughs it's not worth that much money. I am kind of interested to see how this plays out, though. I'm gonna have to watch some of those chris chan lectures to get refreshed on the lore.

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>>36456085
this has to be the dumbest tfw thread i've seen today
congratulations, now go fuck yourself

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>that feely feelio when you'll never be Ray Manzarek witnessing the beautiful and haunting disaster of Jim Morrison

that's good acually

>>36456065
bottom right if you are in the closet
top right if you are flaming homo out of the closet

>>36456137
so top right then? ok!

post your so called cute butt

you can in most first world cities

what backwater shithole u live in

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>>36455994
it's called a bank account, no card even needed

>why can't you just print money yourself

If I explain it to you then you won't have learned anything

>that part where she starts dancing

this shits breddy gud

why can't you just let this be OP let it flow deep into the darkest part of your mind and let it speak to you

OK and what is the other half?

>>36455919
"Just be yourself" is actually a riddle that you must solve.

>>36455936
Gays who like to pretend they're robots but have bfs

>23
>N/A
>0
>0
normies out pls

18
N/A
0
I've eaten pussy one time, but I don't feel like that counts, so 0

>Your age
32
>Age you lost your virginity
N/A
>Number of gfs you have had
0
>Number of women you've had sex with
0

If you are an average r9k / 4chan oldfag chances are your diet / sleep schedule / hormones /pleasure center of the brain are entirely fucked up and it has this effect on you. Sit down and meditate and direct your attention to breathing and go outside more, also eat regularly and well, and get plenty of sleep, and things will suddenly lend themselves to be enoyed more. You won't necessarily be instantly happier, but it will become easier to try to be. Much easier.

>>36455899
I have the same problem, it's kind of comforting sometimes to think about how nothing matters, but it's also very boring and unpleasant to want to do something while being incapable of taking interest in something.

>>36455942
Possibly. I do meditate now, and it's actually really helpful for remaining calm when I address my problems. Dieting too is really helpful for not feeling like a gross sack of shit throughout the day. Because of that, I don't feel my apathy has improved, but it's true that the small amount of pleasure left in life is more easily attainable.

That is some good advice, anon. I'm glad you said "lend themselves to be enjoyed more" rather than "become enjoyable again". Big difference to anyone who's ever had this problem.

>>36455975
That's true. There's no good solution for those states, because doing something productive really leaves no impact on your mood.