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Which part of the 2000s had a better feel to it? Early 2000s or late 2000s?
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why do you keep asking this doe?
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>>36457027
give him a break he spent all day on that photo
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Fucking youngfag

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Are y'all ready? Betas, alphas, omegas, all come together! Under one day! What day is that? Friday, day of the fries you effeminate shits. Post your PC or phone screen and let us robots know what you're doing tonight. Don't get discouraged! Fuck the normies and come hangout tonight in the best fuckin' thread /r9k/ is going to have. Reposts every 10 minutes by fridaybro, which is mahself.

>went on a little cruise through my city
>raced a guy on the freeway
>drank some beers my mexibro gave me
>about to partake in some devil's lettuce
>bored and wanting to have a good ass talk with my fellow anons

So come on lurkers, don't be shy, post what you feel! Friday mothafucccckkaaaa
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>Shasta

I get a stupid fucking kek out of details like that
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I bought an XBox controller so I can play SH4 on PCSX2. In before the graphics don't work. In before the controller doesn't work. In before it's glitched. In before I can't in before.
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Here's a strange gif but whatever, fuck it, it looks nice

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>Be me
>Relative normiefag
>Normieservative
>Life was good
>Lots of friends that I can relate to
>Normal interests
>Relatively optimistic
>Start browsing memes
>See greentext memes
>Wonder where I can find them
>Start browsing /b/
>Move to /pol/ within a few weeks
>Laugh at most of it, "Its so funny haha dumb nazis"
>Start to look at the world differently
>Start to feel a disconnect with my friends
>Be me now
>Browse /k/ /r9k/ and /pol/
>Still have friends but pushing them away
>Cant truly connect with anyone
>Wish I could go back to not knowing
You never really leave, do you?
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>>36456814
I kind of know this feel.
I used to be a moderate democrat. Probably could get along with fellow millennials, but one night I was playing TF2 and someone was reading greentexts. Next thing you know I was searching them up.

It was a casual thing at first, until I found baww greentexts. Being the gloomy teen I was, I got connected to this place fast. I no longer saw it as a chaotic place to avoid, just a place to freely express emotion. After I was on /b/ for a while the gamergate shit pushed me to /pol/...
The rest is history.

Ignorance really is bliss.
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>>36456814
Most likely not, but at least the time being on 4chan gets reduced if you get a job of any kind.

But anyway, it's your fault for having shit taste on boards.
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>>36456814
Nice thread.

I'm the opposite way.
>used to make all sorts of jokes about jews
>called anyone I didn't like a kike
>made nazi memes for shock value
>it was funny as hell and normalfags hated it
>few years later
>suddenly everyone's taking the jokes seriously
>people yelling at me because I'm insufficiently devoted to the cause
>funny memes not so funny
>things I like are now bad because they say so
>bantz isn't bantz anymore, just a faggot telling me to kys because he's mad

Sucks.

Post musicians who could possibly be some kind of robots

>Married his first gf
>was a poet
>probably an infp
>epileptic
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>>36456803
huh I thought that guy was a fag
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>gf
>married
>robot
Getting real sick of you normalfags
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This is a barely-possible task. Even depressing cunts like Nick Drake and Elliott Smith plunged their penises into vaginas. Daniel Johnston is the only one I can think of, and I'm not even sure about him.

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How did we go from

>autistic /fit/fags make fun of short dudes all day

To

>Women will literally not even talk to a man under 6ft

in a few short years?
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>>36456788
>a few short years
Good 1
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girls have always wanted tall guys
Its why the human race has literally grown over years of "artificial selection"
like napolean wasn't short at 5 8, because back then that was tall, but now its short because women only fucked tall men for so long it literally evolved men
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>>36456788
It's a joke only autists take seriously

Height is desirable but unless you're literally 5'6 under it isn't going o hurt your dating odds

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the normies have taken over. It is time to delete r9k
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What's normie about Old Man Jenkins?
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>>36456746

Normalfags destroyed another community. Deleting r9k means the normalfags will fuck off somewhere else. Then we remake the board and rebuild.
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just stop posting the frog already

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After several years on death row, you've been set to be executed today. Your crimes, too heinous to name, and too abundant to number. Your innocence or guilt is irrelevant, it won't change your fate.

The guards open your cell and guide you to a private dining room. You've told them weeks in advance what you'd like to have for your final meal, down to the exact details, from how it should be arranged to who it's cooked by (within reason).

RULES:
1.) There is no escaping your death.
2.) Requests have to be within reason. You can get a sandwich from your favorite shop or a meal made by a family member (assuming they're still alive), but no eggs poached in space or 100 year old blue lobster.
3.)You can spite them. You could, for example, order a dish containing food you're allergic to and kill yourself so as to not grant them the satisfaction, or you could just order a lump of dirt.
BONUS RULE: If you get dubs then the guards are especially fond of you and believe in your innocence. Despite the fact that you are still getting executed, they go the extra mile for you. They'll arrange and present your meal in whatever way you like, for example the dining room is furnished in a Baroque style and the guards serve it to you on a silver platter while playing your favorite music. They've also snuck in a recreational substance of your choice.

What is your meal?
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One grape. If my crimes really were that bad then I don't deserve a meal.
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>>36456743
I'd like to eat some BBQ ribs while watching the End of Evangelion
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Tendies. Obviously and originally.

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I'm 27 hours into nofap and can't take it. Robots, please convince me not to give in.
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>>36456742
Set small goals.

Nobody said you have to do nofap for a month except you.

Start with 2 days between, then 3 days, then a week, and so on.

I can say from experience that weaning off(lel) is always easier than cold turkey.

Also, your nuts will be even more satisfying in between those periods, leaving you wanting less and more able to go on.
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>>36456742

just think about parasitic penis worms attacking you every time you touch your dick
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Nofap is just a meme dont do this to yourself

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>tfw self harm has been hijacked by teenage girls making scratches on their arms
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>>36456696
Is this you?
Originalala
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>>36456828
no I wouldn't post myself
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>>36456696
If you don't self-harm at a Edward Norton in Fight Club level, are you really even trying?

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*blocks your path*
*boss music starts playing*

What do you do?
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Judo chop the middle one right on her cunt.
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>>36456586
*+100HP*
It's not effective.
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>>36456558
THICC
H
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Who are these fine ladies?

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dubs gets to decide senior quote. (obv. no racism, cussing, etc etc.)
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highschool was a waste of time
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"Absolutely, 100 percent not guilty"

OJ Simpson
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"You all were scum."

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>when you realize that attractiveness is the most important thing in all forms of success

>when you realize that proper posture during facial development is essential for attractiveness

>when you realize all your suffering could've been adverted if you had just watched a mew video some years ago
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The worst and final redpill is realizing that in the end the normies were right and know how to socialize and be funny is the best way to be attractive
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>tfw you learn getting fat during puberty ruins your hormonal balance forever
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>>36456588
you lying piece of shit
you know nothing

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asked out the ugliest girl in my class and still got rejected AMA
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damn i should try this, what's to lose
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>>36456456
It was probably because she knew you thought she was the ugliest girl in the class.
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i legit tried, told her she looked pretty and everything.

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what would be the best platform to livestream a suicide attempt?
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facebook live but im guessing you dont have friends
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>>36456437
My fucking sides

dear lord anon have some decency
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>>36456437

quite on point with the assumption my nigga

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Alright faggots, tell me about your first furry crush
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>>36456377
I took a furry action figure and crushed it with a brick.
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Barney the fucking dinosaur.
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>>36456377
Gadget, she made me feel funny
in my pants

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