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Being numb has to be better than feeling all this.
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>>36457494

It is. Get comfy
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>>36457494
My emotional range is numb to horribly depressed. Neither feel good. Numb is nice at first but it's so tiring feeling nothing. Long stretches of numb hurt the mind more than the crushing depression loneliness and anxiety.
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no, now I purposefully make myself cry to sleep so I can finally feel something

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This is hilarious

Are girls here actually this racist?
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>>36457430
lol

niggers arent people, theyre niggers
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>>36457430
>Are girls here actually this racist?
Yes.
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>>36457430
that's not a girl
it's a guy

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Is fucking fat girls degenerate?

I'm addicted to women with bodies like pic related.
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Srsly? Pic related is considered "fat"?
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>>36457405
I wouldn't really call that fat. Maybe a little above average weight. If you're addicted to fucking women like that, it's not degenerate.
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>>36457405
That's not fat senpai, that is HEALTHY

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>Black Hawk Down: kill the 6ft black guy
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>Parking in the rear: Take a hostage and fuck him/her in the ass.
>One shot, one kill: Don't miss any shots
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>>36457385
>Crisis Avoided: Go see a therapist, man the fuck up, and get on with your life
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>>36457385
>wall hacks: successfully predict a kill through a wall
>deadeye: only headshots
>sound of silence: kill the autist before he can start screeching
>double-barreled: get a bj while shooting people
>herding cattle: chase at least three people into a corner before killing them all
>assassin's creed: get a knife kill
>kim jong win: force three or more students into a firing line
>shocking results: taser each target before killing them

Who /crossedfased/ here?

>smoked 4 bowls
>drank 10 cups of whiskey


fucked up dude
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>tfw can't get high anymore

instead of feeling good and relaxed now I feel like there's bubbles in my veins

why
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>>36457344
>drinking booze
>smoking weed
normans need to get OUT
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>>36457344
>10 cups of whiskey
why aren't you dead?

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l love being a woman. Especially nowaddays.

FinaIly, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over uh year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a litte bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>36457326
there are medieval tapestries where the women sometimes beat the men i think thats pretty interesting as an insight into life as a woman in those days
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>>36457326
your fanfiction is sub-par sir, keep writing and do better next time
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>>36457326
haha and then what

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Who else Here Chad but also a robot?
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>>36457272
Me; I would identify as an alpha male, even though I am a virgin and have no friends. I am attractive and intelligent, although, normies are not able to see this, they are blind to my greatness.
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>>36457272
Well not at the moment; no, but WUZ good looking, stronk white trash that used to scare "Chad" and assorted minorites, yes.
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>>36457272
i managed to fuck 41 girls when i was 17-25 y/o. now about to turn 26 in a month and i literally haven't gone out or gotten laid in 2 months.

i'm not really sure what to make of it

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http://www.koreaboo.com/buzz/indonesian-actress-meets-millionaire-tindermarries-6-days-later/


met on Tinder
summary
>started dating the day they met
>bought her a $28k car on the second day
>bought her a $300k watch on the third
>proposed on the fourth
>met parents on fifth
>wedding preparations
>married on 7th
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>28k car
>300k watch
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>Gold digger whore marries a lonely autist millionare

Why is this news
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>>36457273
>cars costing less than watches
this world sure is fucked up.

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>mfw getting high alone is all my life is, and ever will be
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that picture just screams "i have a twitter account I update regularly"

wish everyone who posted it on r9k would die
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>>36457268
>he's implying again
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that's okay.
you were never more important than you thought any how.

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Robots how should I take advantage of this situation?
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>>36457160
They're people and you shouldn't take advantage of people.

Be nice, behave like their friend's older brother should.
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>>36457275
B-b-but Anon I think I have a good shot at love here. It's just embarrassing that I'm 20 and these girls are all around 14
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Fuck her. What kind of question is this?

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You think you have it bad? Try be a robot in venezuela....
Sjjsjrh
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>>36457113
Get the fuck out of your country, jesus.
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>>36457215
>easy man, just get the amount of money in your shitty country to buy a flight ticket and go start a new life from scratch, from zero, literally nothing in another country which will fuck me in the ass if i have no asset to start with.
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>>36457113
colombian here, being spic is suffering

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USE ALMOND OIL


This is apparently not an original thread.
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>>36457095
whats it good for? orggi
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>>36457095
Why should I OP?
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>>36457095
I use it for my hair.

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I found out today that elementary/highschool students are only given an IEP if the have some sort of learning disability.

But I had an IEP but, to my knowledge, no IEP. My grades were pretty average, too.

So what gives? Is there something I don't know about??
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>But I had an IEP but, to my knowledge, no IEP.

What did me mean by this?
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wtf is IEP
amerilards
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>>36457066
the teachers just do special stuff for you sometimes when you need it real subtle like
or that's how it was for my IEPs

Anyone else have reoccuring settings in their dreams?

Every since I was a kid I would have dreams in this big house (situation and circumstances would change) but it was always the same house in the same weird town that was somehow connected by train to japan.

There's also this weird beach house/grocery store thats on the shore of some body of water. Sometimes I'm just there when the dream starts, other times i drive there. There's always an older woman there with some kind of function to the dreams plot.

Am I fucking crazy? It doesn't happen often, but when it does it's super vivid and it almost always involves the girl that shattered my heart into a million pieces.
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You'll stop having those dreams soon and slowly forget them. Eventually you'll visit the beach house and feel a slight sense of deja vu. The places where we die leave a strong emotional imprint and can show up when our mind is more open in dreams.
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I don't have dreams. At least, that I remember.
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>>36457164
That's the thing, I've never been to a beach house before...

The house I get, it seems to be modeled after our home in my parent's country, and the train looks exactly like the NYC subway, and "tokyo" looks like NYC.

Also it's been three years since she destroyed me and they're still coming back, and I can't help but think and be obsessed with her whenever I'm stressed out.

The dreams with her are always me somehow making things between is right again and getting her back etc. I wake up super fucking depressed as you can imagine.

Have you ever physically hurt a woman?
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No, only emotionally.
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Yes, I've completely accidentally hit a girl before.

I felt like a horrible monster.
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>>36457021
Yeah, punched my sister in the face.

She totally deserved it, it felt great.

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