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Would you rather be forced to slave away in a Gulag or die of starvation?

move to alaska and live off the grid if you hate it so much you fucking nerd

>>39632501
>You have to be enslaved to my system, otherwise this strawman
Kill yourself. I'd rather YOU go to gulag.

>>39632508
If I had the money to do that I'd be doing it now, not in fucking Alaska.

n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no

>>39632469
*takes off shirt, revealing my pectus excavatum, back acne, and wide hips*

>>39632469
*takes off shirt, revealing my manorexia, close-together shoulders, and poor posture

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>>39632443
>she gives everyone a hug
>she tries to give you a hug
>you react with super human speed and extend your hand
>she looks surprised and shakes your hand

I don't like close physical contact with people who are neither my close family nor my doctor.
Yet I still have mixed feelings about the situation described above.

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mfw good threads have 0 replies and mentally ill homos have 300+

I just extend my hand before she can do that to me.

I'm not gonna let her humiliate me.

;_;

this is literally the single worst forced meme of the year

This single post is a microcosm of the state this board is in right now

>>39632438
hide your disgusting thread

>>39632395
Only an autist can think he can ACTUALLY blame his family for that.

>everyone knows your a burden and is begrudgingly not calling you out

>>39632643
I understand it but I can't say it
I get autism bucks and everything
Life both sucks and rocks for me

>>39632677
You could always you know, come clean about being aware that you're not as good as you could be and try to make positive strives towards independence.

Baden Wuertemberg?

>>39632386
tomorrow is sunday faggot

>>39632435
Ever heard of time zones you autistic faggot?

go bacc to /lgbt/ and never come back here u loser

>im not gay
>not just finding a qt boy that doesn't look like a girl or has alot of dominant feminine features
k ys
c u ck

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Opinions on Sonic the Sissy-hog?:

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

>>39632219
>the main consistent factor is you

Gee I wonder why it keeps happening.

>>39632219
>ghosted yet another fembot
Ain't nothing sweeter

>>39632234
Yeah, me too Anon
Good question
Why does it keep happening?

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I'd give you advice but I haven't had an actual gf yet. I'm pretty sure any advice I give you will lead you to ruin. Sorry, anon.

>>39632182
I can give you sexual advice
I fuck a lot, but have never been on a date

You came to the wrong place to ask questions like these, normie.

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>>39632008
just get busy with something else and you're fine
read a book, watch a movie, learn to cook something
you'll be ok, i believe in you

>>39632008
Watch pictures of old ppl or something when you feel the need
It will make it pass

When you get the urge take a cold shower. Shit works.

I would still masturbate once a week through. It's healthy for your prostate, don't watch porn through. Use your imagination.

You could get the most attractive guy with the biggest dick to jack it, but women would still think about his bank account and job.

Some do probably, but overall women aren't as much into visual stimulus and men aren't as aesthetic.
A friend of mine is really into yaoi though.

I'm really into watching guys masturbate for some reason, but it gets boring

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Me, I'm getting ready to commit suicide by train

If I could tick a box with "don't wake up tomorrow" I totally would, but killing yourself is too much of a pain.

>>39631971
>killing yourself is too much of a pain
I thought so too for a while, but life's gone too far lately. I'm a literal walking husk. I don't even care if I scream for no reason, play vidya I'm not interested in or pull the trigger. It doesn't matter anymore and I'm too tired from this race to keep on running. There's just no other way I see. My only remaining dream is for flowers to be put on my grave.

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>>39631878
Maybe because other people don't want me as a friend, did you ever think of that you prick

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>>39631878
>Why do you not want friends in your life?

IF I COULD GET FRIENDS I WOULD YOU NORMALFAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT

>>39631878
>but are there seriously people out there who have no friends?
Are you seriously asking this? You're obviously nothing like us.

What was the dream about?

>sleep
>have sex dream
>wake up in the middle of the night crazy horny
>masturbate three times until I can go back to sleep
I mean, it's good I don't have a job or something, else that would probably be a problem.

>>39631877
>>sleep
>>have wet dream
>>briefly wake up in the middle of it
>>manage to sleep not 2 minutes after waking up
>>dream continues from where it stopped
>
>there ain't no better thing in this world i tell ya
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39631738
I wanna suck that cock

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>>39631759
Dumb sissy wh*te boi.

>>39631738
how come trannies how such huge cocks?