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>>36461091

No. Just. No. JUST NO!

>>36461091
Definitely how are you supposed to defend yourself from terrorists without a Poleaxe

>>36461091
can you get an axe that's cheaper and then attach a pole to it?
an alternative maybe, I don't know how expensive poles and axes are

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>>36461051
sounds like some jew shit

>>36461657
Is that like a werewolf?

>>36461686
>werowance
Weroance is an Algonquian word meaning leader, commander,among the Powhatan confederacy of the Virginia coast and Chesapeake Bay region. Weroances were under a paramount chief called Powhatan. The Powhatan Confederacy, encountered by the colonists of Jamestown and adjacent area of the Virginia Colony beginning in 1607, spoke an Algonquian language.

>>36460998
Why not disown her?

>>36460998
my mother was like that without the fucking other guys

then she found jesus I shit you not and changed.

>still not a religious man myself

>>36460998
leave that toxic environment asap

>>36460996
>cucking a man
>being friends with a man who has a gf

Pick one.

>fucking
>friend's
>gf

Three strikes, amon
YERRRR OUTTA HERE

>>36460996
if you're close friends u fucked up

I'll fuck another guy's gf in a heartbeat but not if he's a good friend

I've fucked enough girls with boyfriends but I wouldn't do that to a friend

so my question is why did you do it

>>36460956
i meant to say /normie9k/

Just got back from fucking women and socializing. I'm here to stay until next Friday when I do it again.

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>>36460956
keep these normalfag bitches out or else

>>36460940
Looking at this post the ifunno.co watermark isnt satire.
get the fuck off this board retarded normie

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>>36460965

Wow mate, Hostile much?

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is your full intention to engage in a conversation of the sort that you used to with this person? or are you trying to initiate or feel out some sort of romantic arrangement?

either way, i do not see any better course of action than asking her to hang out in some capacity through call or text, but maybe thats just me and my aversion to exchanging walls of text through...text, ya kno?

it is also important to keep in mind that if your primary interaction with this person was at work, that person was obligated by financial and commitment concerns to be at that job with you. i'm not saying anything about probabilities, but lots of folks are friendly enough with their co-workers to foster some sort of pseudo-friendship in order to make the work day go faster

horrific filename and image though

>>36460873
stop posting this fake shit everywhere

i see this everyday is this a meme

if it isnt sorry your parents sound like bungholes

If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festivaI

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>being a sodomite

>>36460875
this is not a time for memeing, my patamon friend

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>>36460895
>surprised that an angel disaproves of homosex.

Reply you fuckers.
This is important, I need to know.

>>36460794
Just rip ass on her face whenever you need to, m8.
It's the alpha thing to do.

>>36460794
You just fart...
She'll be like gross! and you'll both laugh and that will be the end of it.
After a couple days she won't say anything.

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>>36460774
ah yes, lips. this is the stuff that sent me down the path to having a vore fetish

>>36460905
You couldve just settled for bimbo like the rest of us.

>>36460953
i mean don't me wrong i like bimbos too

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in college i had a washer/dryer in the apartment but i was still fucking gross. i also smoked weed all day every day. I don't kno how i graduated, but i did, on time, in four years. Not having a washer is not an excuse. I've always been this way and I feel this is who i am. I have serious issues dating back to bullying in childhood from peers and my sister. I also have parents who had kids very late in life and who i didn't relate to. My Dad is a functional autist who has know friends and has his "routines" and shit and who i could be farther from. I fear my mom rode the cock carosel for a long time and, having known my father for a long time, finally decided to marry him (she asked him) and popped out two kids in her late thirties. I am short but uncommonly attractive, which i didn't realize at that time but now i realize people were jealous of me and mean to me because of it.

I have no fashion sense, no connection to popular culture, no connection to my peers. I'm not a complete autist but i have serious issues. This is compounded by the fact that girls do find me attractive but i don't have anything to say to them so it is always so very weird and awkward for me. Sometimes i feel like it would be easier to be fat and ugly because then i would accept the fact that girls find me unattractive. As it is i have to awknowledge that they do in fact find me attractive and if i was just more like other people i would be getting laid all the time. But I'm not. Sorry for sounding like a narcissist, everyone comments that i am a narcissist when i make threads like this but i am just being honest here. I have real issues and need help.

>>36460694
Why your baby blanket? That's like, depressing. Why not an old t-shirt or something?

Dude, listen. You have to give a fuck about yourself before you can expect anyone else to. You're all you've got.

Firstly, keep what you have simple. TV, couch, entertainment. Desk, chair, computer. Bed, nightstand, mattress, sheets. Take one day out of your week and just throw everything you don't need out.

Go get a cheap washing machine, and a cheap dryer. It'll run you a couple hundred bucks, but tell you what, I'm sure you have some junk that somebody'll be willing to buy. Sell it on craigslist, use the money for the appliances.

Vidya is fun, but fuck it all to hell. I've all but stopped playing vidya. It's a waste of time, and it won't help you at all. It's merely you extending your depression rather than helping it.

As for food, buy a dozen eggs each week, 2 loaves of bread, and also (not each week) buy a giant bag of rice, and many different cans of beans. Look up rice and bean recipes, it's all in the spices, and buy either a rice cooker or a pressure cooker, I use the Instant Pot. It's cheap, but it's damn fast. Buy sandwich meats and cheeses, and buy condiments.

For breakfast you'll have eggs and toast. I cook eggs over medium, with some toast and butter. Well, I used to, but I'm strictly no carbs now. Although that's an evolution for later.

For lunch, eat a sandwich

For dinner, like I said, rice and beans. What's great is they're so adaptable to every type of food imaginable. It's delicious, and it's easy. Also good for you, especially if you go with a wild rice type.

Keep your eyebrows trimmed, at least the middle part. It varies from person to person, but I look like a neanderthal if I don't shave the middle, preventing a unibrow. Although, I'm like a quarter slavic, so that's probably why.

Keep your nails trimmed.

Shower every day.

Brush your teeth every day.

Treat yourself like gold. Women are the enemy. Make them beg for you.

>>36460835
With the rice and beans, rinse the canned beans in a colander in the sink. That way it's not salty as shit.

Also, excercise. Simple things like pushups and sit ups every day do wonders for your body and state of mind.

>Did I lose my only opportunity at love because of ~$30?
yeah, probably. you can't really explain away a rape folder.

>>36460691
Just be honest with her and explain it was from before you met her and you were lonely. And tell her if you love me you will forgive me because we all have made mistakes in our lives. But you see how much power females have in a relationship? She just got up and left because its easy for her to get cock, it's a commodity to her.

>>36460691
Let's be honest, she'd have found out in some form anyway.
You fucked up by doing the things you like. This is the shit normies will never understand.

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They AMOGED you, how the fuck do you let a bunch of fuckers disrespect you like that. It is time to shoot up the place OP, no other option.

if your co workers are shitty people just take the candy home and jerk off in the bag a couple times and shake it around

its their fault for stealing it

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Hide the bag from annoying normies faggot.

Nobody would care if you would. Stop seeeking attention and just stab yourself already.

>>36460855
you're gonna go to hell for that senpai

>>36460626
If you think we all hate you then why didn't you do it? You really are selfish and dumb this is why he doesn't like you

I'm an ENTP and I can't get anything fucking done. I'm tired of it. I've finally worked myself up to making a therapy appointment because I'm pretty sure I have ADD. Gonna try and get some adderall and actually learn a real skill and get off this toxic fucking board.

>>36460580
INFP and pic is basically relevant. I'd rather not be a part of this world if it's going to suck this much.

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What are we even supposed to talk about these days?

We've gotten through so much material, it seems as if we'd only be repeating ourselves these days.