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>if you don't prefer white womwn you are mentally ill

Do you agree with this statement?
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>>36461636
why would asian women remind me of my mother
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>>36461636
Mom's not asian

Oireginal
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>>36461636
My mom isn't a gook. That's just some whore who wants her cunt to have higher value than a cunt of an other color.

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>tfw deleted everyone from my contacts again in a fit of paranoia.

it keeps happening.
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>>36461579
It's for the best, i do that too sometimes.
Fuck em'
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>>36461579
>actually having contacts
When are you normies going to leave already? This is not your place.
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>delete high school friend from contacts because we haven't talked in forever
>remember I have no other friends or contacts
>put their number back in so I can maintain the illusion tomorrow, luckily I have the number memorized because only contact

what are you paranoid about OP?

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>tfw finally have a nice, caring, lovely gf
>tfw still in love with my frozen heart bitch ex
I hate myself

Do you still love your ex?
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Just kill yourself in front of your girlfriend. Works every time.
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>>36461570
being alone constantly forced me to grow up and get over it. enjoy your gf mommas boi
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>>36461570
NORMIES LEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD TREWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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So I'm pretty sure some robots have read this story by now and got ideas.

I'm thinking of doing this, have my own house and stuff. What do you guise think? Anyone tried it? Seems win-win to me as long as you use a condom.
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>>36461562
>Seems win-win to me as long as you use a condom.

If you consider cucking yourself a win
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>>36461562
> rent free accommodation in return for sex

That's just called having a girlfried
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With rent money you could probably hire a good prostitute.

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>> Be me
>> Have birthday earlier this week
>> Normally when someone at work has birthday, everybody comes over to his/her cubicle and congratulate
>> Only one guy came to congratulate me
>> I am pretty sure my colleagues noticed and knew it is my birthday
>> Still nobody came over

I always hoped things will get better when i am older, but they don't.
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>>36461533
Do you value your coworkers? If not, there's no value to the spectacle they would have put on for you.
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>>36461569
Of course i do. We talk, joke with each other, eat together often...
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>at least one guy remembered

NORMIE REEEEEEE

No I'm kidding, but at least one guy remembered. Did you thank him and take him out for a drink as thanks? I'm not saying you should suck his dick or anything(not saying you shouldn't, either,) but maybe you just found yourself a work pal/ally.

Shit man, why does it bother you so much? I find it weird a grown man would give a shit about his birthdays past 18/21st, honestly. Never put much weight into them myself, but maybe at one point you had friends or something to celebrate with?

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A doctor is going to stick his fingers in my ass on Monday. How do I make this experience be less terrible?
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There is no medical operation where a doctor would have to stick his fingers in your shitter. What the fuck kind of doctor are you visiting?
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Imagine you were doing a Boku no Pico roleplay
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>>36461525
>what the fuck is a prostate exam

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>darkies think crying to the mods will make me stop

you'll never be rid of me
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Black people on here don't give a fuck.
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>>36461488
>1488
nice

tbqh i'm one of the trapposters and i don't see myself leaving any time soon
i mean that, i'm fucking stuck here and it's ruining my life
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>>36461488
Don't live or keep up with Murrican politics, has Trump done anything for all you poorfags that voted for him yet? I heard something about health care changes but noone memes about his actual actions much.

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Love really knows no boundaries
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That's Keeley.
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>>36461444
Is she Latina or Arab?
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>>36461476
She's half Norwegian (dad) and half Mexican (mom). Her mom looks totally white though so I don't know how she looks so ended up looking so spic-y.

https://www.instagram.com/keehovah/

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Oh no! U have been boogyed by the chinese man next door!
Give him your old passwords or yall have to life for another 10yrs
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>>36461430
boobies is my password for everything
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Suckmybigfatcock69
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>>36461430
my oldest password is
An1m3t1ddy3xp3rt69

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Don't be me tomorrow
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>>36461372
Friend. Do you want to know a secret?
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>>36461372
Before shooting your school be sure to print out the handy achievement list and check them off as you go.
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>>36461372
Thanks for the heads up OP I guess it's a good thing I'm only you today

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Reminder that if you like the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche, you are a normalfag.
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>>36461362
>Reminder that if you like the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche, you are a normalfag.
why?
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I think Emil Cioran might fit /r9k/ well, but have yet to read him
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>>36461362

I like SMT Nocturne and that's loosely based on his philosophy

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Well I only have one friend left because of my agoraphobia. I'm surprised it took them this long to get tired of my shit.
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What did you miss two weekends going out to the club in a row, normalshit?
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>>36461323
I mean I haven't left my house in 3 years but ok. I guess that's the same thing.
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>>36461310
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Origami Ivey

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I'm seriously considering spending $150+ on a dragon dildo.

Talk me out of it robots
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just use my pee pee
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why should I have a vested interest in what you do with your time and money
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>>36461266
Why tho

Also seeing the official page of that and the plushie is cute

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Looking for a website that has something like a progressively generated aesthetic that keeps changing and warping and is just a constant distraction for me. Not too dissimilar to that Rick and Morty le xd thing that grabbed videos off of YouTube and played them. I spend my entire nights doing nothing at all and I need something to stimulate my mind like this without too much mental effort.

pic unrelated
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SPRING SUN WINTER DREAD I DONT WANT TO GET OLDERRRRRR
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https://ozorafestival.eu/
>>36461197
you have to cick on the background and it starts
on the top there is a musicplayer for goa and chill goa if you want to listen
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>>36462692
>https://ozorafestival.eu/
nice to know about the festival too, maybe I'll attend one year, now I have to focus on actually getting into the Country first

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T-thank you for taking me out for lunch anon, where are we going after this?
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>>36461149
back to my place so i can impregnate u u fukin bithc
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I'm a girland she's not my type so this scenario isn't plausible.
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>>36461159
You want to put it where?

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