Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6396. page

Maybe you should just admit your gay anon.

>>36462793
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAAH
Stop watchingtrap shit, traps are 100% gay.
You faggot.

>giving your phone to your niece
>watching porn on your phone
>not deleting your browse history
You could've prevented this, this is all your fault.

It is obviously a test. Just tell him that you are going to put it away for savings

Savings is the only reasonable and responsible answer.

Use it to better yourself. Get a suit for a job interview or stuff like that.
This does actually require you to come out of your NEET gave and better yourself.
Or put it in a savings account.

Don't blow it on games or amiibos.

Just do it OP. It never gets better. If I wasnt such a coward I'd end myself.

>med student
>smokes

never understood this

Also sleeping 4 hours a day is probably hurting your studying. You cannot retain as much if you don't get enough sleep.

>>36462851
You'd be surprised how many of us smoke, just because we see the harm in it doesn't change the fact that it helps us cope with our daily bullshit

Some of my group are even hooked on one kind of synthetic drug or another

then don't go out today and then go to a party afterwards

>>36462680
>don't want to go out today and then go to a party afterwards
>Not wanting to drink
Why?

>>36462680
>tfw going out today but no party afterwards
I'll probably get drunk and party on /r9k/!

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That's not a crush. That's lust.
<This is a crush.

>>36462759
pedo origigi

>>36462831
I'm bad with ages.

Mine doesn't.

I'll reeeee myself out now.

>>36462570
sauce?

but it is original

>>36462733
>sauce?

your mom circa the 1980s

>>36462565

You need a license for your tv? That is fucking retarded.

>>36462565
OP can you explain what this letter is about? I am genially interested in the topic you started but I am not from the UK and thus I don't understand what this letter refers to.

did you not pay the cable bill or something? what's the issue here?

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>>36462565
Fellow non-licence paying britbong!

I got this one a couple of days ago, they've started using new phrases.

>>36462530
Fuck off back to your containment board.

origo

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>>36462530
Who can't resist the big black cock?

>>36462545
fucking white men robots who race mix with asian women should stop.

>HAPA ROBOT HERE.

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>>36462495
>beastman was a year ago

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>>36462513
>Just another thread then I'll sleep
>Just one more post then I'll do my work
>Just another year then I won't go back on that website
>8 years later

Fuck me man

>>36462495
There will come a day when /r9k/ wont be around but you might.
Those that die before /r9k/ disappears will have been here "forever" but those who don't wont.

>>36462482
What made you think this was a good place to look for that?

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>>36462482
>be me
>be french
>going to vote for macron
>have a friend that votes for melenchon and gives tracts for melenchon each weeks
>she knows for whom I'm going to vote for
>meet her one day at uni while going out of uni, she's giving tracts
>greet her, talk with her pals, end up eating outside
>both talk about some people giving tracts for macron (literally a rare kind in my city that is more left wing)
>decide we'll talk to them
>but
>I take the phone of friend, which has the Melenchon logo glued on it
>place it in pocket, visible
>do most of the talking as if I went back from giving tracts for melenchon
>manage to talk more than the two melenchon fan, criticize macron and genuinely appear as someone that votes for melenchon
>tfw the mindgame was real, fucking loved it

/blog

>>36463283
I wish I understood that story you sounded clever.

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>be me
>see something out of the corner of my eye
>there is a spider hanging right next to my face

>>36462520
do you kill the spiders you see or let them live? I let them live because I heard they kill off other unwanted insects

>>36462532
I killed that one because it flew too close to the sun and that can't be tolerated. There's a girl next door who always knocks and asks me to come over and get rid of spiders without killing them. Her boyfriend used to do it but he strangled her and then fled the country to avoid jail.

/gif/ is fucking terrible when it comes to this
The replies are also cringe

The fucking pooinloos make the 3D porn boards unusable

>>36462436
Not only that, they come to these boards to post tranny and faggot porn. Those types of people aught to be burned alive.

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>>36462430
>tfw grew out of drinking

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>>36462430
Come back to me when you have been on a almost 2 year straight bender slamming plastic bottle liquors out of the bottle bud.
>woke up from my liquor coma feeling a shitsturbance in the shit force

>>36462457
Eggcellent. I'm proud of you.

>>36462346
Uncertain
niatrecnU

Worthless
;'v;;#;b#';'#n,.;'#

>>36462346
Failure

origanno

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>>36462292
girls who look like that are generally quite easy and do not talk like that

post a better picture m8, like this for example

>>36462302
She doesn't look like she would be doing a lot of talking

>sure babe! i'll take you to a nice, free, helicoptere ride!