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Where does /r9k/ fall on the political spectrum? Culturally, I'm right wing; but economically, I'm basically a communist.
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>being culturally right wing
>being economically left wing
Awful. You're a massive faggot, friend.
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>>36463879
That's true. I'm bi. Still culturally right wing :>
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>>36463843
eww.
Anything outside the purple zone is cuck mode, unless when you see a commie, than you go to top right blue for enough time to take a helicopter for a spin.
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Who /hatesoneorbothoftheirparents/ here? I fucking hate my piece of shit "father".
>critical of everything and everyone to the point where he'd just watch tv just to get angry at people's opinion he disagrees with (which is everyone's)
>close minded, won't accept new ideas and will block any attempt in trying to prove him wrong with any form of mental gymnastics he could muster, only talks to other family members because he knows they are the only ones who'll listen to bis retarded bullshit and won't tell him to shut up or call him an idiot
>thinks in black and white: either yes or no, either you do things his way or you're wrong
>uncultured: thinks things like movies, music, video game etc are a waste of time, watches only the most mundane hollywood movies they show on tv and soap operas meant for old people (he just critisizes everything people do in movies/shows and calls everyone an idiot)
>liteal retard: beyond being a failure and never amounting to anything in life, never escaping poverty he is incapable of any form of abstract thought, when watching movies any form of symbolism, implication, metaphor etc flies right by him, point it out to him and once again mental gymnastics to disaprove everything and defend himself
>trusts in mainstream media and only mainstream media (news) but only a specific mainstream media (from his home country) while completely disregarding others (from other countries), any form or source of news that is not mainstreams is automatically ignored, not to mention won't accept any information that comes from certain countries and was writen after a certain period, still believing bullshit propoganda from 30-40 years ago like it was the word of god
>despite the above thinks he's smarter and better than literally everyone else, even though that except doing well in school he never amounted to anything at all
>loud af in everything he does
>he's unironically a commie
Fucking hell, I just wish he'd die already.
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>>36463837
Yeah I hate my father too. He's a moron who treats my mom like shit and believes anything he wants to with zero evidence. He's also the most beta man I know and has one friend he sees once or twice a year. Probably where I get my avoidance issues from.
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>>36463903
Why do stupid people have offsprings?
The amount of mental issues I can attribute to their horrible parenting is ridiulous.
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Sounds like the average robot. Also, at least he's not ironically a commie.
why do bitches that fuck niggers always have high heels on?
are all girls that wear high heels secretly lusting for BBC?
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>>36463712
Seriously question, nigga. How much porno do you watch per day?
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>>36463712
Yup, you figured it out. You cracked the code.
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>>36463712
It's because the male talents are tall
Just look at the height difference between males in females in porn
And also heels make their ass look much better
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FUCK YOU UNIVERSE EAT MY SHIT
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This is like the only good thread up right now and this faggot just said six words
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>>36463645
did OP just leak lyrics from the next Swans album?
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Universe is actually eatig all the shit
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Fembots, what do you do for a living?
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>>36463622
there are none here and this is a neet board.
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I'm in college. Most fembots are in high school since this board is full of 16 year olds
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This same thread was made like days ago and it got like 200+ replies, are you the same guy?
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Femanon here, (actual girl and not a tranny)
Can someone tell me why guys don't ask me out?
I always thought males were the ones to instigate dates and courting and stuff but it seems to never work.
I even give em hints am interested but it never works, what do?
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Tits and a timestamp, then we talk.
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>>36463499
Do you dress unfashionably? Do you have a case of Resting Bitch Face? Are you just plain ugly? Have you thought about asking >>>/adv/ or >>>/soc/ ?
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>>36463499
>Can someone tell me why guys don't ask me out?
Because you're supposed to be my gf and date me.
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>visit my shrink
>people your age get married and have kids, don't you wanna start living like an adult anon?
>implying I have a chance of finding a woman
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That doesn't sound appropriate for a therapist to say.
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>>36463441
You should casually insult him on a regular basis. Say shit like you don't want to live like an adult because his life, as well as most other adults', looks like shit.
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>>36463515
He's not a therapist. He's a shrink.
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Does anyone else just feel an incredible rage when reading stuff on Reddit? The userbase is so fucking smug and gay. The way they type is so obnoxious.
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>>36463437
I f u c k i n g h a t e l e b b i t s p a c i n g
>fucking pieces of human garbage, who can't even type properly
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No because I don't read stuff on reddit.
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What I hate is the regurgitation of childish jokes. Ever single top comment is some retarded childish joke that keeps being brought up. It hinders serious discussion. And the endless pun threads. It stops being funny after a while. And of course the shills and marketing.
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Was he a robot?
>never had a gf till that blonde bitch
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE'S" on numerous songs
>mocked and taunted normies who worshiped him
>was autistic, but good looking
>heroin addiction
>actually mentioned >tfw no gf in songs
>shy
>never found what he was looking for
>killed himself
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE.
oh, and a manlet lol(pic related)
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If he had lived long enough to know about this board I think he would've gotten along everyone pretty well.
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>>36463420
He had a gf before Love. She was some feminist punk rocker.
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>>36463476
He had several before Love, and arguably, he was quite handsome- she was the one who got him fucked up on heroin too, the fame really made him go downhill
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OUCH
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
WHENEVER I LAY DOWN I ALWAYS FUCKING CROSS MY LEGS, BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT I HAVE BALLS AND THAT THEY ARE IMPORTANT
ANYWAYS, I SAT WITH MY LEGS CROSSED AND NOW ONE OF THEM HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER
OUCH FUCK IT'S ALMOST UNBAREALBE REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND IT'S 4:57AM SO IF I WAKE MY DAD UP HE'S GOING TO THROW A SHIT FIT AND EVEN THEN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TRUCK AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE IT'S GETTING FIXED REEEEEEEEEEE OUCH FUCK IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD AND I ALREADY CHECKED IF IT'S TWISTED BUT IM PRETTY SURE ITS NOT BUT OH BOY LET ME TELL YOU THIS HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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>>36463408
Why don't you just keep your balls safe in your abdomen? It's not that hard to push them up back where they descended from.
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Maybe ones gone up inside you, if so youre pretty much R.I.P
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>>36463408
just don't cross your legs retard
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What are /r9k/'s thoughts on LSD?
All my normie friends say it's like the best thing ever if you have problems in your life. It helps you rediscover yourself, get a new view on your life and make correct decisions.
I think it's a little bit of bullshit. Has anyone tried it? Did it help "fix" you?
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>>36463407
We really need a /drug/ board because junky like you are fuckin annoying .
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>>36463407
I just saw weird patterns desu famalam
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Acid is god tier but i dont know about all the fixing stuff, i did it regularly last year maybe a bit too much it stopped being fun and i started feeling weird
I'm going out tonight to a bar as an attempt to socialize.
I'm going all by myself, wish me luck to not drop spaghettis
Guys want to give me an advice?
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I tried that many times, never worked for me. I always end up alone siping my beer at a table. In the end I gave up.
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>>36463362
>Guys want to give me an advice?
just bee you'reself :^)
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>>36463362
This never works sorry
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ITT we'll talk about our biggest insecurities that shine when we go out and interact with the public, that means daily occurences so no dick size or any of that shit.
For me it's my creepy smile and my painful incompetence at human conversations, really makes me want to shut myself in forever
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>>36463345
I have big ears, and I feel I'm not hygienic enough, since I live in a shit hole where I can't take bath or shower more than once a week.
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My height. It didn't use to bother me so much until I started reading into how much of a consensus there is when it comes to women preferring tall men.
I thought it was at worst a non-issue. Now I know that it's a big deal and I find it hard to ignore that when interacting with women.
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When I pay for something in a shop, hand over a big bank note to the cashier for something small and she looks at me with a disgust and disappointment
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Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, r9k?
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>>36463338
No. I asked the Jedi but they wouldn't tell me
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>>36463338
Indeed. He was a good friend.
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Reddit memes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ITT how you nearly became Schizophrenic...
> Finish college
> Find out about darknet; get bitcoins set up, buy some shit
> Start smoking weed for a couple months
> Get auditory illusions and hallucinations when high, but think nothing of it
> Stop smoking
> Doing speed, 2CB etc.
> Stop with that also
> A few weeks later start getting very slight auditory hallucinations, like hearing people say "hymph" as I pass them on the street
> Have some sort of psychotic micro-break; start feeling agitated, very anxious, confused, and hear some girl I used to know from school calling my name from the street
> Wears off within one hour, as I isolate in my room and drink it away
> Just before going to sleep when I'm thinking to myself, I occasionally hear very quiet voices responding to my thoughts
> Hear people mutting obscenities to me as I walk down the street on occasion
> This slight psychosis goes on for months and months before it escalates any further
> More psychotic micro-breaks in the coming months
> Feel uneasy around vans because I think they want to kidnap me
> sarah goldfarb.jpg
> Already asocial due to being an autist lol, but I'm also getting some anhedonia and apathy
> ohshit.jpg
> Find articled on the net about how fish oil delays, or prevents onset of SCZ; start taking
> Walking down the street, hearing noises emitting from everywhere, occasional visual hallucinations like seeing people out of the corner of my eye laughing at me
> Have some spare ketamine in my drawer, IV a light dose of that
> Big mistake... this just makes it way worse; now I'm getting full-blown visual hallucinations and moderate confusion, and I basically feel like my ego is about to collapse or something. This is hard to describe unless you've experienced it. Now I know why some people with this disorder avoid drugs like this... it just made it worse, it was terrifying and hard to describe.
> Gradually the psychotic symptoms start to wear off, to the point where I'm 100% normal now
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>>36463304
That sounds fucking sick bro, how do i do this? Is smoking weed enough?
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>>36463479
Genetics, but OP can't be a schizo it doesn't work like that
You can have drug induced psychosis however, that's true
It isn't fun
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>>36463479
Only if the weed is laced with the right stuff