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>How do you build a social life when you have no friends and no girlfriend?

You don't. You are doomed to be forever alone if you end up in this situation.

>>36464677
Do you work or go to school? If so, what is the reason you haven't made contact with anyone in any of those places?

>>36464677
>meet strangers
>do small talk
>find person you seem to vibe well with
>ask them for contact info and do stuff together until you become friends or find out that you don't "click" after all
>repeat with other people

hey C, did you know one of the other assholes just called you a cunt?

>>36464606
Hey B

What game should I play after I'm done with NG+ on Persona5?

>im a special snowflake! :3c AMA!!!
Also man FUCK YOU C

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i meant this image for op pic

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>>36464603
Isn't CS a completely over saturated field?

Don't you need a formal degree to actually land any kind of stable and/or decent-paying CS job with medical/pension benefits and guaranteed vacation time?

Secondary question: Do most Iranians fluent in Arabic? Or should I learn Farsi? Kinda want to learn CS and then go live in the Islamic Republic of Iran to get a stable job there thanks to the Islamic Labor Council and meet beautiful Iranian women who are proud, honorable, modest, well-read, morally upright, mourn for Imam Hussein, chant Death to America and Death to the Zionist entity from the depths of their hearts, cook God-tier lamb kebabs with lemon and yellow rice, followers of Khomeini, believers in the Islamic Revolution, and upholders of the Wilayat-e-Faqih.

>>36464755
>meet beautiful Iranian women who are proud, modest
if they are proud anon they wont fuck a pigskin like urself

>>36464558
Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness

>>36464601
unleashed an E X T R A T H I C C evil

unleashed an unspeakable eviI!

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>arrested for losing my shit and yelling at the lottery clerk and flipping some cardstands and the scratch ticket dispenser
>released into my mother custody after 2 hours in the police station
ask a hardened criminal anything.

>>36464530
drank beer and took xanax in school when I was 15, and got caught

>>36466369
Timmy? Is that you?

I was in jail with a guy named Timmy who was just turned 18 and had been in the system since 15 for alcoholism, drug abuse, and general shenanigans at school.

They accidentally gave him some mental dude's schizo meds instead of the shit he was supposed to be taking to help with WD's so he was doped out of his mind most of the time until they realized the mistake.

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6'1", 4 inch dick, my girlfriend swallows and lets me creampie her but she won't make me breakfast in the morning. Count your blessings bro.

5'3 isn't a manlet, is it? It's just exteremly short.

Are you feminin at all?

Or just into guys? Plenty of gay dudes would adore you for your height.

>>36464524
6' semi-attractive small dick guy here

Trust me, you've got it better than I have. There is no worse feeling than being with a girl and knowing that if she sees your cock she's gonna have to hold back her laughter. I can't go out drinking with girls because it could escalate and she might have to witness my dick (this happened once)

>>36464520
I stole a pair from one of my friends. They were very soft and the fact that she wore them made it better. Best fap I ever had.

>asking for a friend

God i hate that phrase and how much it shows up here

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if you have a shred of dignity, you'll feel disgusted with yourself afterwards

>>36464512
still you anon.

orig

>>36464512
still you because she has kids

Both of you mostly you though

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>>36464509
>that bulge
OwO whats this

>>36464509
Runescape super comfy desu
Also /vg/ has a clan chat that always has hundreds of anons playing

>>36464599
*notices your bulge*
OwO

>>36464504
That's honestly a shame, I wouldn't ignore your messages anon.

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>try to make friends with a guy
>have nice chat
>too scared to talk to him the next day

>join discord
>realize that its a chinese botnet program

All the collected tests so far.

I didn't save the sexuality one, but if anyone can post it again, thanks.

https://www.depression-anxiety-stress-test.org/take-the-test.html
http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/do-i-have-ocd
https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/borderline.htm
http://www.pdchat.co.uk/psychtests/stpd/stypal.php
https://pcsearle.com/screening/screen_des.html
http://aspergerstest.net/aq-test/
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html

The last two are more humorous but they're still relevant to personality.

Psychological Issues Archives

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Bar Session - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36425918/
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>>36464382
wagies are getting btfo as usual

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>be glad that you don't work in this cafeteria my lad

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When you will take the NEETpill?

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>>36464378
The feelings of deep longing because of a lack of friends or company. That's how I've always understood loneliness.

Loneliness is self induced. You stop giving a shit about being alone eventually and then you stop caring about being alone. It took me a year to get over that loneliness sadness.

>>36464408
I want to see Nico creampied nii.

>Cut off most erogenous zone
>Scar penis
>"Does it really affect the sensitivity????"
ERRRRR, I DUNNO MAN

>>36464370
http://chirb.it/yv5Pv9

>>36464370
There really are no upsides or benefits to circumcision. I guess the only "upside" is that you last longer in bed due to the fact that your dick is desensitized, however, when you do cum, it's not as powerful. So the question is; last longer or feel more?
All the Victorian shit about it being more hygienic is bullshit. And the only other reason people circumcise their children is as a preventative measure for masturbation. But that's kind of batshit, isn't it? Being so concerned with stopping your kids masturbation habits that you're willing to mutilate them?

>>36464294
>Getting fucked by Chad
>Getting raped by Chad
>Being hotter and better liked than other women
>Carrying Chad's children
>Being rich for doing as little as possible

>>36464294
>What do women fantasize about?
Black men

>>36464294
Women fantasize about gaslighting vulnerable ugly men to the point of suicide so that only handsome Chads are left.