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>see other people talking about their problems
>everything could be solved easily by acting immediately and is completely within their control
>they have no right to complain about their petty shit
>think about my problems
>span existential and metaphysical depths the likes of which the greatest philosophers and writers have barely touched
>I deserve more credit for leaving my bed than millionaires do for getting rich
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Wah wahh I'm a special snowflake and all my problems are completely unique
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This has to be the most out-of-touch, unaware, smug and pretentious post I have seen on here.
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>>36465865
what are your problems then anon, go on
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Uni General
>How are those grades looking?
>Are you spending this weekend studying for finals or making a project?
>Any plans this summer? Internships, jobs, study abroad, summer classes?
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>>36465856
All my grades are shit.
I've spent the weekend playing Breath of the Wild pretending that I don't have classes.
I have an intership this summer, but only because my father got me the job. Which is a good thing considering I'd never get an internship if I didn't have family connections in the field.
I honestly hate uni. It's the third year, and I've made no friends, no romances, and I have no interest in my major or any of my classes.
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>going to graduate in a year
>looking for internships and part time jobs
>they expect to have experience, programming proficiency, extra curicular activities
Fuck dude. What am I supposedto do.
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>>36466016
Lie on your resume about extracurricular activities.
Get more proficient on your own.
Bluff your interviews.
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How do you ask for a girls number? Do you say it like a statement such as "You should give me your number" instead of as a question?
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>>36465837
I prompt myself on giving them my number, hasn't failed me yet.
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Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVSIKWkiBl4
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>have conversation about interests
>pick one interest you can easily do soon
>hey let me have your number so I can tell you when I'm gonna do this
Now you have her number; but the next step is not autistically creeping her out with pointless texts
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I give my life.
Not for honer.
But forrrrrrrrr the rodge.
(Normie killer~)
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>>36465822
Elliot is so cool, wish i were more like him.
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>(Normie killer~)
>killed 4 robots, 1 fembot and only 1 normie
Elliotfags are morons.
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Vi$it >>>/adv/
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Ways to understand if a woman wants you or not. I'll start.
>Buy a thermal (infared) camera (you may want to buy those phones with built-in thermal cams for subtility and ergonomics)
>Keep it with you at all times
>You need to get the attention of girls.
>If talking is too hard, just stare them during classes to make them notice you. Just be sure they're looking at your face.
>Once you get their attention, whip out your camera. Make it look like you're casually checking your phone or something so she doesn't get creeped out and direct her attention somewhere else.
>Pussies get warmer when they're horny probably, just like cocks do.
>Use the camera to see if their vulva is unusually hot
If it is, congrats. She's into you. Usually pickup lines like "Wanna fuck" are too cheesy, but I'd say it's probably the way to go if she's already wet because of you.
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From your pick I thought he was holding this
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>>36465814
Who the heck wants to throw away so much money into a thermal camera just to confirm that they in fact do not arouse those shit tier women ?
You sure are retraded sir
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The only way for this to work is if her vagina is so warm, that it heats up the ouside of her pants
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Do you know a single person that understands you /r9k/?
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>>36465797
>Do you know a single person that understands you /r9k/?
Yes, but I don't know him personally.
Also I hate Snufkin.
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>>36465797
>tfw not difficult to read
Everyone understands me
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No I can't open up to anyone actually
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>Oh sorry anon, I know I'm 5'3 but... you are 5'6, I dont like short guys hahaha, what is that? is it acid? what are you going to do anon... please
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>>36465782
where i get/make acid?
i have some problems with... insects
heheh
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Herroooo Im 23. 6'2''. 8 inch meat thick too. Handsome. Can play most instruments but best at guitar and piano. Can work with all artistic mediums quite well pretty much create anything i can think of. Intelligent. Funny. Have a daughter and hade sex with3 girls in my life all 3 of which had long relationships with only 1 broke my heart but she came back then i dumped her. Yeeeaappp i dont get why u guys struggle so much shits not that hard quit whining :)
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>>36465897
cya kiddo.
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How about some things you're actually good at? What are your talents or abilities, anon?
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>>36465701
I can see the future, but only my own, and let me tell you, it is not bright, not bright at all.
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I play guitar, sing, and write music.
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I have none, i literally have no talents.
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Premature Ejaculation 2017-04-22 02:42:30 Post No.36465646
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Anyone else premature ejaculation boys here? I'm a 6'4 black chad tier man with a 8" dick but I can't last more than 30 seconds in a vagina.
When girls make advances I have to play dumb/oblivious and then go home and fap. Anyone on here go through similar or know a cure?
This is worse than a small dick imo
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>>36465646
Use condoms. They make me last for ages because they kill almost all feeling.
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>go through similar
Yes
>know a cure
Medication, I guess
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>>36465646
Even if you cum once, you still prematurely ejaculate after your refractory cooldown?
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How's Jihad Chad called?
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>>36465643
Achmad Al-Thunderkebabzi
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Ali Allahquaq
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Jhad
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"Alright class, everybody pick a partner."
Post yfw
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no explination
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not this feel again
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Originally worst thing
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How many calories a day should I be eating if I want to lose weight?
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>>36465533
How much do you weigh, how tall are you, and how old are you?
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>>36465546
200lbs, 5'10, 22
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>>36465559
Your basal metabolic rate- the amount of calories you burn by doing nothing all day- is 2052. Idk if you plan on working out, but if you don't then you have to stay under your BMR plus roughly 100-200 calories that are burned as a result of walking around and shit. 3000 calories to a pound, so if you want to make significant headway you should probably limit yourself to 1500-1700 calories a day. You can increase that to 2000-2200 depending on how much you work out.
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What are some left wing versions of /pol/ that can redpill you in the opposite direction.
I'm not talking about typical tumblr tier whining about privilege.
I mean websites/forums which have the same confidence level as /pol/ but are far left?
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>>36465530
This /r9k/ retard
we are a multiracial board
go back to your /pol/ containment board
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>>36465563
fuck off nigger /r9k/ is a white power board
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>>36465563
STFU. Everyone on 4chan is enlightened right wing counterculture member. If you are non white you should just leave or just admit the flaws of your people.
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2 years after the break up I still think about my ex every day, what do?
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>>36465471
stop being a pussy and talk to her about her day then again i have autism so idk
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Try asking >>>/adv/ about coping skills,moving forward and helping you find solutions to your problems.
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Gotta move on bro. I know its hard but remember she thinks bout u sumtimes too. Things happen. People break up, nothin lasts 4ever. Best thing is to find another. Ud b surprised how well new pussy can mend a heart
Come on, let's see those rare pepes you've got hidden away deep in your pc.
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Arabs getting blasted Pepe
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Take a peep leave a pepe
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I expect a good trade for this baby