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If you could fuck a Stacy, but you had to spitroast her with Chad, would you do it?
I'm a 19 year old kissless virgin, and my Chad friend wants to double team this Stacy we both know. The idea of it sounds hot but I don't know if this is how I want to lose my virginity. If I end up fucking this Stacy, she'll probably be the hottest girl I'll ever fuck.
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>>36472020
Losing your virginity via splitroasting is risky. If you lose your nerve and can't stay hard you'll look like a cuck.
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>>36472020
yeah do it. make sure you get the vagina end so it really counts
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if you think you'll be able to look your friend in the eye after doing that, by all means. but think about what could happen
>accidentally lock eyes with Chad friend when you cum
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konosuba is just full of sex jokes. megumin and kazuma are the only good characters. why does everyone like the show?
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>>36471940
>megumin and kazuma
Here's the answer. Also Chomusuke.
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>>36471970
and the cat yes.
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I remember the first season where they were just working and getting fucked
I saw a bit of myself in the characters and th e humor
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>brother sold me a bottle of cough syrup yesterday
>do the math and it has 1800mg of dextromethorphan in it
>also some sudafed but its such a small bottle i dont care
>drink half expecting to trip balls
>just get intensely nauseous and sleepy
>sleep roughly 16 hours having fever dreams the whole time
>got up sometime to vomit and take a massive diarrhea shit
>looked at the bottle again this morning and realized my math is off
>only had 360mg dxm in the whole bottle
>and also something called Chlorpheniramine which is terrible for you, like super bad
So i ingested 180mg dxm which is nothing, and 60mg Chlorpheniramine and Sudafed.
Been 24 hours now and I'm still nauseous, sleepy and have a weird feeling in my feet and chest from the Chlorpheniramine.
I'm so fucking dumb lol
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>>36471915
DXM has always been a shitty experience for me. Nausea and diarrhea, and itching on higher doses.
Haven't done it in years.
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>>36471915
Its the additional chemicals, there are cough syrups that do not contain these or as much but OP sure dun goofd
Also
>fever dreams
I thought only I had these. I also have these after a night of drinking more than my usual amount.
Shit is weird as fuck.
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>>36471915
>fever dreams
>on dxm and a decent amount of some deliriant
Yeah. Was a fever. From no fever. Idiot.
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I'm the biggest piece of shit on earth.
I could tell you my story you would urge me to end it fast.
Please /r9k/, how do I kill myself with minimal risk of ending crippled.
I don't fucking care about life advice and such, I've had enough, so please tell me how I can do it.
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>>36471881
Shoot yourself in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun. It's really hard to fuck that up.
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>>36471881
Get a sturdy rope and hang around for a while.
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>>36471968
I can't own a gun
>>36472004
How do I tie the rope?
Do you have a sword in your heart?
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>>36471812
i have cum in my pussy
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the fire which burns in my soul will not allow anything to solidify
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>>36471826
That's nothing to brag about.
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Worthless majors/jobs 2017-04-22 08:18:33 Post No.36471720
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Hey /r9k/
What fields would you guys consider it's useless to major in?
>inb4 gender studies
pic unrelated
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I'm getting a degree in English studies how fucked am I?
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>>36471720
None. Follow your dreams , we're all going to be jobless soon anyway because Trump doesn't understand economics
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>>36471720
Liberal art
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You can fuck one pornstar for as long as you want. Who do you choose?
> Cherokee D'Ass
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Tiffany Mynx.
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>>36471703
Kaceytron
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Larkin Love.
If I can only have one porn star, I might as well get one that's into freaky shit.
POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezbsbkqoRrs
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Ive been listining to lots of banda lately
https://youtu.be/-JWXs6TNMpA
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it's been a nice, rainy day today
https://youtu.be/XIVkR6Y-yR0
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This song cheers me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-3Vrbf4zC8
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Would you date a girl with a weird face? Would you be too embarrassed to be seen in public with her?
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>>36471393
Shes cute m8
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>>36471393
Why would I care? The public is not having sex with me, she is.
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She is cute
Her face is not really weird
Weird or not if the face is pretty I like it, I don't care to be seen in public
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So. Whose naked right now.anon I'm naked
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>>36471385
Does wearing a blanket count as not naked?
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>>36471474
I guess that's naked
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>>36471385
Almost, I'm in my underwear.
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Is it weird to go to these places alone?
>The mall
>Cinema
>Restaurants
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No, no and no.
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It's only weird because you are brainwashed to thinking it's weird
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>>36471327
those are the best time to be alone
free to do whatever you want
>ill go here and spend as much time as i want browsing
>ill watch this movie and won't have to tolerate my friends talking to me
>i can take as much time eating as i want and don't have to keep talking to people
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>have class in 3 minutes
>its a 4 minute walk away
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>>36471315
Are you retarded?
oregano asdflk;;as;ldkfj
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>>36471315
>can easily make it if you run
>tfw look like an autist if you run or even walk slightly faster than usual
>try to go slow to avoid attention
>end up being 10 minutes late
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Walk in late. DGAF.
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The bettering yourself meme 2017-04-22 07:55:40 Post No.36471268
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The bettering yourself meme
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Why do normies act like life is a game and if you do so and so you get rewarded with sex or relationships? Isn't 'bettering yourself' what everyone is pretty much trying to do in life? No one actively desires to ruin themselves when they wake up in the morning. Ideally we all would like to be better but let's be honest we all won't. And the context of better is always shifting.
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You have such simplistic views on life, its not about bettering or making yourself worse. No the whole point in life is to affect the system that is mankind.
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>>36471652
Wtf are u talking about
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>>36471268
The difference is that there are people who want to become better, but don't do anything about it and just mope around all day, never actually trying to improve, and people who want to become better, so they actually go out and TRY to better themselves. No offense OP, but you kinda sound like the first option.
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People who grew out of the toxic femdom fetish,gtfih 2017-04-22 07:52:56 Post No.36471213
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People who grew out of the toxic femdom fetish,gtfih
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God it feels good to be normal again. Took a long time to recover cause i was wuite addicted. (1 day i put myself upside and came in my mouth, after i finished cumming, i sat there in my dark room,feeling absolutely disgusted and asked myself "wtf..where did my life go so wrong?"
I used to take medication that fucked up my sexual drive big time. Went from watching potn a couple minutes a day to edging 6-12h straight whenever i looked at something erotic. With the change of medication,my sexdrive got back to normal ,i just had to kick away that fetish because hundreds of edging to femdom eith fuck you up mentally, mix that with being in a very toxic environment ever and having huge health issues and needing to maintain your A+'s streak in school
If girls disrespected me,i felt turned on and powerless lol. Girls who had a crush on me stopped being interested cause i had become a pussy. 1 time my date kicked my leg
by mistake under the table and i got a huge boner.
Now ehen a girl to act bitchy with me,i'll put her back in her place. I can't get off unless i'm on top, i'm assertive and take the lead
Femdom was truly a poison ,glad to be free because it's a downward spiral,your self esteem and self-worth will greatly suffer. It starts with light femdom and next thing you know,you're thoudands in debt and you truly see yourself as a subhuman,0 self esteem and let people boss you around. I never got too far into that fetish tho
I see many people here have that fetish (it's 4chan so it makes sense), i wanna hear stories from people who managed to get aeay from that shit
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What was the name of the medication?
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>>36471430
Google the symptoms and you'll find it. Porn binges caused by hypersexuality can be a common side effect if the dosage is too high
Looking to binge on porn or something?
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>>36471576
No I was on a med that caused similar problems. It was dextroamphetamine.
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I get jealous when I see a group of friends
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whenever I see groups of friends I get the urge to mruder them all
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literally reminds me of this to be quite honest with you family
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>see friends
>day is ruined