>Oh hi anon! Your mother payed me to pleasure you all day since she told me that you're a virgin who's never gotten a gf!
>What do you wish to do with me, master?
>>36472627
Go home Sally. I'm not gonna "accidentally" knock you up and ruin my life paying child support like Brad.
>>36472739
The correct term is "Lacey"
>>36472627
In an original way, whats this womans name?
>I sit in my bed jerking off to porn while my neighbors are throwing a party
>chads and stacies are drunk and yelling again
>>36472854
Could get drunk and bust a nut and achieve all of what they are trying to do.
>>36472581
How well acquainted are you with those throwing the party anon? Why not go over and ask them if they need some booze or something?
Is it even worth arguing with people on the internet? How often do you actually change someone's mind on something?
>>36472571
you dont change peoples mind because you dont change. grow learn and dont be afraid let your dreams be true
>>36472571
No, arguing doesn't change peoples minds, people are way too stubborn for something that overt to change them.
People don't want to look weak by giving in to an argument and admitting they were wrong.
>>36472571
You don't change minds but in a less anonymous setting like a forum or social media, you can humiliate people.
On 4chan you don't have this accountability so lots of stupid people and opinions remain unchecked.
And plot to destroy the world? Considering must of you are already edgy, it would be quite easy to form a union and put the pieces into place.
>>36472532
Yes lets make the real life Legion of Doom
Because evil always lose no matter what
Mate, I haven't even showered since February. .
>mom is guilting you into having kids again
>be gaybot
>tfw
put ur dick in a pussy and make babs anon
Faggot
>gaybot
>brother is almost my twin despite being few years older
>he just had a kid and there's definitely more coming
Feels good not having this burden
>>36472445
>older half sister has two kids
>older half brother has three kids
>older sister is having a kid next month
>if all my parents care about is perpetuating their genes, I might be off the hook
Do not forget that Gluttony is a deadly sin, robots.
Do not forget that lust is considered a less severe sin then gluttony so even in hell Normans have it better then you do
>sin
3spooky5me
>>36472424
did u just make this pic for this thread
>tfw literally no matter what I do I can't be a qt femboy
is there any reason to continue living lads
If you can't be one, find one and live vicariously through them.
>>36472342
>If you can't be one, find one and live vicariously through them.
how do I find one?
>tfw too tall and ugly face
The other features are femish but that ruins. That and my dominant personality outside the bedroom.
Let's talk about femdom /r9k/.
>How long have you had the fetish
>How do you think you got it
>Why do you like it now
>With knowledge that 3d femdom is completely and utterly impossible, do you just simply pleasure yourself to the idea as a sexual thought rather than act?
>Do you feel that normies are starting to normalize it and deconstructing the fetish to shitty light tease roleplay with chad?
>Why are people hateful towards the fetish so insecure?
www.xvideos.com/video27493661/quick_adult_breastfeeding_while_pregnant_tease
>>36472321
O-okay anon...what did you mean by this?
>>36472303
I've had it since puberty, I think it might be genetic for me.
I like it now because if I'm tired after a long day but want sex, I can take a more passive role by being submissive.
I have faith that I will someday find a 3D girl who likes femdom
Normies can do what they want, they might change the definition of the word but they wont change what we want to do. We can just make a new word for that if we need to. I'd rather they make their own though.
Insecure people don't like it because it takes confidence to admit that your a submissive male or to take a dominant role as a female.
PENIS INSPECTION DAY AT UNIVERSITY TOMORROW
>>36472287
Go -15 fdp !
>>36472287
Penis what?
The west is weird i tell ya.
>>36472287
We had those in elementary school?
>go to party, college
>had 5 beers and a thing of vodka
>try to dance with girl
>she does it for 3 seconds and walks away
>try to talk to girl or look at them
>they don't do anything or say "see ya" after I give them a beer
>try to grind with girl
>nothing happens
>only 2 girls that may have been interested, one was fat and the other was a fat nigger
>leave party
>don't get laid
>end up smoking weed with a bunch of stereotypical potheads who are playing reggae at 3 in the morning
Yeah don't go to parties if you're an autist.
If I can't meet girls at parties or Tinder where the fuck can I meet them?
>>36472126
I've fucked fat niggers from parties. Just do that.
>>36472182
I'd rather slice my dick off than fuck aunt jemima's niece.
>going to a party
>Grinding on girls
>Smoking weed socially
>Have girls interested in him
Sorry anon, youre a failed normie, not a robot.
Rate my legs and ass, /r9k/
I'm a male(male)
>>36472105
I'll need to see your skin beneath those clothes to give s realistic rating.
>>36472163
No senpai you won't get that
>>36472177
Well. Good. Nudity is gay and gross any way.
>fag/10
>would have delayed reaction if you farted near me
who here don't give a fuck anymore?
7 year relationship just ended when I dropped her because she is a fucking controlling fuck, I'm drunk, I'm gambling online right now. ran up 100 to 1400 rn
young dolph and gucci mane, money don't mean shit to me, about to graduate with a fucking computer science degree, god damn I'm glad i'm a white male with a rich family even if I have a drug problem I'm farther than most of you fuckers.
fuck the world
>7 year relationship
>degree
>has money
>uses drugs
you are the definition of a normalshit
i hope you OD on coke or heroine or something you fucking normie
>>36472129
I hope I do as well, fuck this place, fuck these whores, fuck these 'connections' with other people
cancer desu wya? bitch someone else who else is fucked up?
Anons post someone you want but can't have
I don't have a better picture
A consistent will to get out of my routine based life
It's not even like I want her for myself. I'd just like to be able to enjoy and explore her like everyone else does.
Why are so many robots against swallowing your own cum? I do it almost everytime, it's an easy cleanup, tasty, and it's healthy for you.
Because I can't cum, stupid normalfag
>>36472069
bro science sais eating cum induces more estrogen production
>better safe than sorry
How is scooping up my own sloppy cum easier than wiping it off and flushing it down the toilet?
this is from the new homepage.
https://warhammer40000.com/the-game/
Is anything safe from the cuck agenda?
Fucking heresy
>>36472050
You can see the confusion on both of their faces
>>36472050
It's just two people playing a game, you fucking paranoid racist.