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>>36474987
Because media, pop culture and avarage intelligence being a double digit.

>>36474987
Because your life is empty and we want to spite you. Double nigger

>>36474987
Some of it's good. Danny Brown and Mick Jenkins make really good shit. The hoteps and trapniggers make it look worse than it is.

>>36474898
Not older but I'm dating a qt nurse gf and she pays for all my shit.

Feels so good man

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>>36474945
Sounds like you are just using her
Hmm..

>>36475007
Not really, I pay for things when I can but if I go see her and have no money she will pay for my train/ restaurants/ drinks etc

I really like her and I'm going to be having a decent job in a year or so

>>36474852
you know you're fucked when you get called ''pretty''

We're put into this shitty situation in which we are expected to deliver grandchildren to our parents. The whole world pressures us to do it yet we don't, that is why we look like failures.

>>36474959

More like

You know you're fucked when your mother buys you expensive clothes to make up for your shit looks.

>>36474830
Just become a worthless dj. There is no money in music any way.

>>36474884
was thinking of maybe going the music production route

Good luck OP hope you make great music

>>36474803
prolly but i also can see a napoleon dynamite thing going on

Please leave this place and never return.

She looks like the ghost of a girl who died as she got raped.

>>36474794
Sleep about 8 hours a night, drink more water (and take in less sugar in general) and jerk off about a couple of times a week instead of daily.

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>>36474794
I think I might just be dumb, and being dumb is having this so called "fog" all the time. My reflexes are slow, I can't read books, or even things I do read are almost instantly forgotten. This has made studying and university impossible.

>>36474794
Keep a private livejournal of every little thing you do/experience.

Especially put in your feelings about the scenario: Did someone make you feel bad after yelling at you? Did they tell you WHY they yelled at you? Write it all down.

>>36474749
stop harassing this guy your bitter cunt

Always thought vlogs are a normie meme. Still, good luck.

>>36475115
? it's me
>>36475286
thanks bro

>>36474721
bro forget that, what the fuck is up with that vagina. is that what a post op inside out tranny cock looks like?

>>36474721
What object? The dildo is the only thing in the shot.

>>36474721
belly button?

origami

>>36474642
Go to Vegas, fuck an old, drunk millionaire and marry him the same day. Spend the rest of my life living off dividends after he realizes he married a man.

Same thing I do every day. Nothing.

>>36474642
>What would you do if you could have the perfect female body for 24 hours?
I'd literally spend all day trying female clothes and taking pictures of myself for later masturbation.

>>36474596
>Why can't a phantom train appear and run me over
Sounds better

>>36474596
>the train didn't take him
Lmao get a load of this guy

>>36474596
I'm on the train right now.

It doesn't stop. Ever. There is no destination.

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>>36474555
B O N U S R O U N D

Happened 2 minutes after OP
>In my building dorm waiting for the elevator
>Smell like the fat sweaty pig that i am after cardio
>a group of girls congregates waiting for the elevaor as well
>didn't want to go in close close quarters with women smelling the way i did
>pretend that i read a text and i had to go outside

This happened twice before i got the elevator to myself.

weedheads are pathetic!

>in store
>avoid lines with pretty cashiers

My daily ritual.

I try to ignore them but they get kind of annoying

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>>36474532
My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full Master and change my entire house into a dungeon... DungeonMaster now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why

Ya traps make me feel a lot better about myself. I know a couple IRL and I thank God I didn't fall for the meme and ruin my life

Linux is fucking trash, there is no reason to use any of those shit distros, just use windows 7 or windows 10

>>36474538
I meant to post on /g/ but w.e, I use Windows 10 and thinking of dual booting for the meme

>>36474575
Try it and don't be discouraged by an obviously uninformed post.

you're a bad person for associating with mentally ill faggots at all

Did she never tell you she was attracted to men before?

>>36474498
>Am I a bad person for not following this man's delusions and having sex with him?
no, you did the right choice.

I'm from south Florida, I moved to north Florida and it's much nicer here. Better people, better job opportunities, and people at least have a sense of community instead of just wanting to screw each other over or worse. I've considered Oregon and North Carolina though, they both seem like nice places.

Minnesota, North Carolina, and east Tennessee are all pretty comfy from past experience

>>36474496
SC or Texas, if you like the southern vibe
Maine, Michigan or New York (not NYC) if you are looking for a cool climate