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who else doesn't have Facebook here
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I WANT TO FUCK ASUKA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36476261
>blogpost on /r9k/
You might as well have a Facebook.
I don't.
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>>36476294
Honestly that's a very incorrect opinion

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Sup /r9k/,

I have come to this board to discuss a serious issue that I can't talk about anywhere else.

I have begun dating a chick who is a trained MMA fighter. At first, I thought it was a good thing, as I like women with a bit of muscle. But now, the disadvantages are starting to show, as she is administering corporal punishment daily.

If I do even the slightest thing wrong she will start in with the beatings. If I'm lucky, she will simply physically restrain me and then administer a spanking, but occasionally she goes all the way and dish out a beating. This happens especially freqency when I cause her to lose her temper. I attempt to resist, but she simply overpowers me.

For a while, I thought that this wasn't too bad; that I deserved it for my bad behavior. But now, I'm worried that she will take it too far. Occasionally when spanking me she'll grab my balls, and threaten to forcibly take them if I continue with my bad behavior.

This has me very concerned bros. A few beatings I can handle, but I can't bear the thought of losing my balls.

What do you think? Is my GF going too far, or am I the one who is being unreasonable? I need to know soon because she has already procured the equipment needed for castration.
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The end of your post just devolved into unbelievable territory sempai,but if it is true, not much you can do at this point but leave the relationship, she isn't gonna change because you ask her politely to lol
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>>36476190
Your fantasies are shit and you are a shit person
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You sound like you've already lost your balls OP. Man up and slap her around a bit. Womeb are naturally submissive to strong men.

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So, what's your plan robots/NEETS?
Mine is crystal clear now.
>get on disability but by the end of the year (120-380usd per month)
>pack my sleeping/bag, tent
>make bank account
>literally just WALK South until I reach a coast
>Then walk West
>Walk South again until I reach Gibraltar
>Walk to the Europa point lighthouse, take a pic
If the journey doesn't change my perspective on life, make me want to become normie I will just
>hop on train back home
>rent 1 room in cheap shitty motel
>shitpost, drink and play vidya

What about you, what is your plan?
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i wanna learn some things and then kill myself.
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>>36476233
Why bother learning Then? Also what things?
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>>36476183
>get on disability but by the end of the year
good luck, that shit is hard af to get on because so many people try to get it

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>slightly retarded
>talented artist
>has vitamin D deficiency
>slightly underweight
>doesn't know how to dance
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Change slightly retarded to slightly autistic and i'm the same.
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>>36476147
I wanna fuck her next to her obese catatonic (by the looks of it) mom
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>>36476147
>girl
That's all i am looking for actually.

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It's nearly been half a year, but I'm still not over her. I see her in my dreams every night. I don't have any desire to be with her anymore, but this is tearing me apart.

How do I move on, robots?
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Hahaha try 1.5+ years fag
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>do your hobbies

>go out and socialize, you'll find yourself not remembering her as much while out

>meet another girl, once you find a girl who you actually have good chemistry with, it redirects those feels

>work on yourself, get ready for the next girl

>cliche but give it time. when I broke up with my ex she was on my mind dozens of times a day, now its maybe a couple times a week.

most of the times when people ask how they get over someone, they know the answer but dont want to face it. gl weve all been there
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>>36476135
>>36476193
try 3 years losers

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>be me
>meet this one girl at a camp
>start keeping contact in daily basis
>we talk about everything (except naugty stuff)
>it gets to the point where I would make 99% obvious flirts
>she flrts 99% obviously back
>this goes on for a year
>suddenly my feeling for her dissappear
>stop having contact with her
>delete snapchat which was our way of communicating
>this was 6 months ago
>we've met once irl and we both acted like nothing had happened (so we acted all familiar and stuff)
>lookat her picture today
>she looks kinda cute
>start having second thoughts
>come to /r9k/ and write this
Should I get in contact with her again? I mean she has her flaws (depression, self harming) but she's pretty cute and she has a good music taste.
>ib4 give us a picture
No way am I fucking this up
>ib4 REEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT
>pic not related
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>>36476125
feelings* ffs
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Holy fuck this board is garbage now
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>>36476125
Seimron get out

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would any fembot date me?
im pretty much just a useless neet but im cute or so ive been told and ill love you forever

i dont know what to post so heres a thing i made once
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>>36476054
Females search for Chad, not for a twink fag
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>>36476054

That cake looks bretty gud. Age? Also, post face.
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>still wanting females
just give me a cute trap man come on

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I had a gay crush on this guy from school that I haven't seen in almost a year. I was too much of a mildly autistic beta faggot to tell him and ask him out; not even sure if he's into guys.

I've just had alcohol, so...
>First dubs decides what I open with.
>Subsequent dubs decides what I respond to his messages.
>Trips decides what I message to him out of the blue.
>Not sending lewd images because will get me banned from zuccbook. Sorry, still a beta faggot.
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omg, it's my favourite little SQUISHY XDD i can haz a lick? LOL
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hey man its been awhile since i saw you. wanna meet over a coffe sometime?
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sup faggot.
nothing like having the best oegariginal post in the world, everyday ;)

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But really, what does she mean by this?
(from potiential gf material's fb)
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Gonna need more information my man
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>>36475961
She means she's fucking some chad on and off while she's hoping he """changes his ways"""
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>>36475961
it means dont even come close to that bitch

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>read schedule wrong like a fucking retarded moron
>go to work 2 hours early since that was my usual time
>drive half an hour (x2) an hour there and back for nothing
>not even getting paid to waste my time and gas
>see a fucking bitch with curly kike hair in a convertible
>bitch in a white Porsche
>she's an old boomer WHORE (looks like a JEW too)
>Air conditioning doesn't work in 100 degree heat so I'm just getting hot air blown in my face
>"classics" station starts playing some gay kum ba ya boomer song about how the world would be perfect if we just like all got along together man.
>get home
>waste my 40 minutes shitposting
I'm basically a walking corpse

These fucks spent their youth protesting and getting high only to become the WHORES to sell us all out. FUCK BOOMERS.
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I agree. But I think it's only bad because the vast majority of boomers have zero awareness, critical thinking skills, and overall humility over how fucking lucky they got. What's more, and dependent on that, is that they push their retarded worldview (again, one that is shaped by a life of decadence) on people who have it completely different, not caring or even being cognizant of that fact whatsoever.
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>>36475924
it wears on one to rebel forever with no progress
so they get with the system and cash out, like a whore it is true
a person wonder if the whores have real pride or if that also is faking
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>>36476063
>the vast majority of boomers have zero awareness

This is so god damn right, my mother said she wanted to go in the peace corps and help niggers. Like what the fuck woman? Fucking rapist niggers in Africa that want you dead. Jesus fucking Christ, there are enough poor fags that need help in America. I told her to knock that shit off and now she bought a moped and wants to get a sports car. It's like they have a benign ignorance. I know several boomers, some are just regular, and some still get high on pot like it's the 60s.

>>36476090
They are worse than whores, the whores don't do it for moral reasons, they are in it for the money and there's no doubt about it. The Boomer faggits were rebelling on moral principles.

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>haven't showered for 5 days
>smelled myself just now
>almost vomited
how do you people do it for weeks at a time
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>>36475878
>5 days
>not 5 weeks
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don't get to close to the armpits and you're good
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Being clean feels too good to go more than 2 days without showering. Plus it makes sleeping super pleasant at nights.
>being under the covers, feeling fresh and clean
>manly bouquet of soap, deodorant and cologne lingering and trapped under the sheets

No idea how you guys can sleep feeling like old grease and radiating feet and armpit stink.

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Do you think you make bad decisions with your purchases? I'm considering buying a five hundred dollar doll and a bunch of JAV dvds.
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>>36475872
Sure sounds like a waste of money
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everything is a waste of money as far as i'm concerned
unless you can buy land and get off the grid as self-sustainably as possible with it
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>>36475872
>buying a $500 weeb doll
>not obsessively saving to buy land in Alaska and try to live off the grid with your own farmstead and a bunch of guns
Yeah I'd say that's a waste of money.

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Why do men prefer bitches?
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>>36475829
You ever heard the saying why men like women, because they are the perfect play thing, dangerous and tantilizing all at the same time. Its sort of like putting your manhood on the line, but not exactly being in danger, if that makes any sense.
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I just want a qt who's kind and has a high sex drive. Why is that so hard to find
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>>36475829
Because they are attractive and men will do anything to have sex with an attractive woman

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What's for dinner robots 04/22
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Where you from, homeboy? That guacamole looks pretty bland
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do these meals come from gas stations? food trucks?
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>>36475807
At some chicken teriyaki earlier
No rice
Double meat
Vegetables

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why do white men do this?
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>>36475663
because most white men don't. the few that do have serious issues
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>>36475663
*americans


Enron old picture
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>>36475663
They're a pathetic dying race. And it's probably white female artists who draw this

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