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So at my company anniversary party I was just voted the 'most eligible bachelor'. I'm an unimaginably awkward 27-year-old virgin and a diagnosed aspie, but I'm conventionally attractive with a good job. What the fuck do I do here? It's a company of 18 so pretty close-knit. So I can't use my title to get the bitches...
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They probably awarded it to you ironically. Like when they let a retarded girl be prom queen
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>>36480000
You could use your quads though. But seriously though, I wouldn't take that to heart. It was probably a joke to make fun of the fact you'll be forever a virgin and without a gf your whole life.
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It's a norman title that means nothing. Stop spazzing about it.
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Horror movie recommendations? 2017-04-23 02:43:21 Post No.36479928
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Horror movie recommendations?
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Horror movies are kinda fun desu. Usually the acting and storyline are shit but they are still fun to watch. You guys are my home board so I wanted to know if you had any good recs
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the babadook
REC (original)
the descent
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Guys pls I want to get comfy
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watched evil dead and it was suck
creepy vibe and all but mostly just mindless gore
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Single and independent women have all the rights to dress the way they want or fuck how many guys they want.
No woman is a slut, just like no man is a "slut" for fucking many women.
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>>36479926
but are they happy or sticking it to the man?
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>>36479926
And I can drive with my feet. Doesn't make it a good fucking idea.
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>>36479926
I have the right to smear my own shit on my chest and face and walk around in public like that.
But if I called you an asshole for not liking that, would you take me seriously?
Sluts are gross, deal with it.
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Today I went to my local grocery store, intending to finally get a job and stop being a worthless NEET. I don't even care about the money that much, I just need something to fucking do. I stood around outside for about 15 mins but I couldn't work up the nerve to go in.
I'm going to try again tomorrow, motivate me /r9k/
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Ganbatte anon! I beleive in you
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>>36479923
>tfw watched too much NHK ni Youkoso!
>retracing Sato's steps in order to acquire a Misaki
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>>36479947
>Ganbatte
just LOL you fuckin homo
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>thanks for bringing me and my boyfriend chad to dinner!
>can you pay the dinner and bring us home?
>thanks anon! you're the best!
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>>36479892
Should have taken her to an imaginary vegan restaurant instead
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>>36479892
>hey anon what are you-OH GOD IS THAT A GUN?!?!? OH MY GOD CHAD HE'S GOT A-
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>OH MY GOD MAN PLEASE DUDE I DIDN'T-
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>BANG
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>>36480564
laugh my ass off originally
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I'm finally gonna ask her out lads! 2017-04-23 02:41:36 Post No.36479886
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I'm finally gonna ask her out lads!
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Well lads, I'm finally gonna do it. I'm gonna ask our this cute girl!
What advice can my robots give me? Cyborgs also welcome, normies preferred
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Don't do it. She will probably hate your guts because you are not a chad.
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>>36479886
ask her out but dont be upset if she say no. plenty of other girls
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>>36479886
here's the best dating advice I ever got anon: don't get your hopes up.
it sounds like bad advice at first, but dating should be about whether you have fun together in the moment. that's hard to do if you've built this girl up to be something in your head, or if you're super nervous to make a good impression. just go to the date with no expectations and it makes things much more fun :)
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why don't you just get a boyfriend? they're the biggest bros.
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>>36479845
>Large
He's a big guy.
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>>36479865
for you
origanoli
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i wish i was gay, girls almost never hit on me but guys do all the time
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>best friend begins cross-dressing
>make it clear I find it gross but will tolerate it
>still enjoy playing video games with him
>he starts making gay jokes
>tolerate it
>touches my knee
>reflexively bitch slap him
>tell him he's a disgusting faggot and needs to get out
>cut all contact for 3 months
>learn today he killed himself
Damn, I feel a little bad
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>>36479835
You're a bigger faggot than him for rejecting prime boypussy
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>>36479835
How many times does this get posted a day?
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>>36479835
>I feel a little bad
>Little
Just a little.
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The universe is deterministic, right?
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>>36479817
Somewhat. Some events, such as radioactive decay, occur randomly.
Free will is still an illusion.
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No, more precisely it is probabilistic.
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Quantum mechanics is shown to be probabilistic, and it appears to be a fundamental property rather than a simple product of our ignorance.
is borderline personality a meme disorder? do they just make you talk to a therapist if you want to fix it?
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BPD is tumblr tier you fucking fagg
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BPD is for hysterical bitches.
Come back when you're diagnosed schizoid.
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>>36480119
yeah youre right i mean i have most of the symtoms but its best just not to do anything anyways
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Would you settle for plain jane?
thinking of giving up the dream girl and finally talking to some chicks
I figure the only way to actually find a wife in this day and age is to scope out the old fashioned ones
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>>36479742
That's no plain jane.
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Your intention is more obvious than you think, and Plain Jane will hate you and resent you for the rest of your life. How does that feel?
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These niggers have the right idea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
Marry stout peasant girl who can bear you many sons.
Post in this thread if you are STONE COLD SOBER. And not drunk, whatsoever.Meanwhile here is a picture of an rare angle of "Wall Kicks Will Work" on the backside of Cool Cool Mountain. I think this is a neat angle in the level as its off on the back side.
Sober thread
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>>36479731
i'm not sober, on opiates
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>>36479757
How are you going to avoid overdosing?
I got a bottle after having a dental procedure done. My dentist told me I would be in a lot of pain and would need them but when I got home there was absolutely no pain.
I took them anyway. The feeling they gave me can only be described as perverse. How much of a narcissistic normalcunt do you have to be to think you deserve to feel that perverse sense of pleasure throughout your body.
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>>36479731
I'm more of a soberman than I am a Doberman, and that's saying something.
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redpilling normalfags 2017-04-23 02:34:05 Post No.36479709
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>be friends with a semi qt goth
>talk for a while
>start dating eventually
>slowly increase my power level
>eventually go full redpill
>now have nazi goth qt GF
feels good man.
anyone you've redpilled robots? How'd it turn out?
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>be me
>no friends or anything because of my antisocial personality disorder
>the only female i have contact with is my mother
>redpill her all the time
>shes already aware of everything
thanks for being here mom
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i wish :(
NOT ORIGINAL ENOUGH K
SLURP SNAILS OUT OF MY ASS CRACK
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>>36479709
how did you do it?
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to the non-newfags: what do you think /r9k/ is talented at?
I can only think of a few things:
>being bitter
>blaming everyone else for your problems
>thinking women are all evil sexual harpies just because a few cunts hurt you in life
and the biggest talent /r9k/ has is
>picking the worst possible OP image for a thread
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>>36479701
talented at sucking the joy out of life from anyone who dares frequent.
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the talent we need to work on
>being able to have a board full of interesting discussion to give robots inspiration and fulfillment without having a bunch of women show up
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Jerking each other off in mbti threads
>tfw two intellijent
Making everyday situations awkward
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How do I put all the embarrassing things I've done and said behind me?
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>>36479696
it's hard to put them behind you when you aren't getting any new social experiences to replace them with
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>>36479696
you dont you simply live with them
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You can't. You just have to wait until your whole life turns into one giant regret and you become indifferent to it.