How do I escape my overwhelming despair?
>>36481244
get a job
(very true and original)
By playing videogames like persona 5 where you pretend to be a chad or you could try to improve your life too
>>36481244
>Wanting to escape despair
Let despair wash over you, anon. Let it caress your body all over until all you feel is a wretched, torturous sense of true despair that muddies your mind with its filth and depravity! Become a true vessel of that despair and carry it forth into this hope-filled world! Spread your despair like a virus and I shall reward you for your valiant, despair-induced efforts!
>you will NEVER taste dinosaur steak
>dinosaurs will NEVER taste human steak
Neither will you, OP!
>>36481205
It probably tastes like chicken, as do most reptiles, and since chickens evolved from dinos.
TFW you remember a hooker in a public area but she doesn't remember you
Does it count if I lost my virginity to a prostitute?
>>36481160
>spots a hooker he's been to in public
>approaches her
>doesn't turn 360 degrees and run away as quickly as possible
What's wrong with you?
>>36481179
1st times are a no-no. You remember your first time
Just looking through some old pics I've saved over the years and dug up this old gem of a screencap.
Always think back to this story whenever the term "omega" is mentioned.
Nothing really comes close to it.
>>36481149
nobody wants to read all that shit
>>36481171
It's ok, anon. Someday someone will love you.
>>36481149
that's just a fucking normie loser, real omegas are worthless to other people.
>"say anon, care to go for a dip? Im burning up out here"
>>36481139
Why can't r9k post more homely girls? The thumbnail made me think she was going to be a freckled 4/10 country bumpkin
that water doesn't look very clean.
enjoy tetanus from the rusty ass slide bitch
congratulations, guys. good night :)
I'm so conflicted right now.
Has it though?
HAS IT?
God I want the game to be over so fucking badly.
>>36481124
I remember playing the game back in like 2006. Is it finally over?
>Therapist: "Anon you need to get active and start exercising to get happy, also a job would help or maybe go back to school"
>Me: "How do I do those things when Im fucking depressed as all hell and have absolutely no energy or motivation to do it?"
>Therapist: "Well anon if you wanna feel better you just gotta do it lol"
>>36481050
What the fuck do you expect?
>>36481050
just make your meat do it leave your mind out of it
>>36481050
>therapist
>>not psychiatrist
lol get some drugs, then get the motivation m8
I need guidance
>moms best friend has daughter same age as me
>grow up together, inseparable as kids
>she puberties into 9.9999/10 qt3.141
>I turn into kind of person who posts here
>her group of friends bully me for a while
>got into a blow out with one of them, they mostly leave me alone now
>her dad gets riddled with cancer, her family lose house, mom invites them to move in with us "for a while"
>my room is biggest, has changing room/bathroom
>they divide my room in half with a big bookcase, and we're supposed to share a room "for a while"
>my uncle asks if its safe to have two teenagers share a room and my mom literally laughs feelsbad.cpp
>the week they move in her dad dies in hospital, she spirals into depression, barely talks, rarely goes to school, stays in bed all day
>desk built into wall, can't be moved, half on her side of the room, can't even browse my mongolian basket weaving enthusiast forum on pc when shes on her bed without her seeing it
>masturbating in peace is very difficult
>brimming with cum and hormones
>come home this afternoon
>check rooms, no one is home
>finally fucking alone
>finally
>I have literally 400 girlsdoporn videos
>start skipping through them, only stop to seek through ones with girls that look vaguely like her
>find a girl who is close enough
>thisisit.txt
>grab one of her worn shirts from the ground
>smell it while hammering away
>pop harder than I ever have
>cum overflows tissues, goes everywhere
>turn around to throw her shirt back near her bed
>shes sitting on the bed
>shes sitting on the fucking bed
>didn't see her under the covers when I came in, she didn't respond when I called out
>stand up, still dripping, run to bathroom
>throw up
>clean up
>mfw
>walk back out
>video is still playing
>cum on desk and chair
>shes still sitting up on the bed, looking at the screen
>walk out the door without saying a word
>haven't been back yet
How do I kill someone and make it look like suicide?
How do I even go home at all?
>>36481025
What was her reaction? Was it pic related
>>36481080
like this but she always looks like this now so hard to tell
anon i dont even know what to tell you. just go back in there and fuck the shit out of her
Anyone know how to become a true emotionless robot in a quick way. I feel like i'm halfway there, but anger, sadness, and frustration still show the little humanity inside of me
>tl;dr how do i become emotionless quickly and cheap
>>36480903
Frontal lobotomy
Or a bottle in front o' me, as they say.
But no. Lobotomy.
>>36480903
Let your anger and bitterness take over. After a while this will be tiring and you will be emotionless.
>>36481097
Probably on that path already! Hooray
Is it at all realistic for me to just live on a boat in the middle of the ocean and avoid all human contact?
>>36480885
what would you drink
>>36480900
I would assume water
You'd need to drop anchor in some harbor occasionally to replenish supplies and fix your boat.
How do you deal with your only friend that's a girl, is just as introverted as you, but doesn't want to date you? I've known her for 5 years now, and she's been with me even as everyone else around me left. Shes pure, and I mean that 100%, she's never had sex, never had a lasting relationship, and has never done drugs. She lives under a christian family but is more agnostic than religious. Shes white, with blue eyes. I asked her a year ago, she say no but in a really roundabout way. We hangout rarely since she lives in a town 25 minutes away from me and she does schoolwork online so she never has time. The last time we hung out, last year, we somehow had the house all to ourselves, and for some reason she was able to stay much longer than usual before getting picked up. She was 17 at the time and I was 18. Anyway, we spent the entire day and night on the couch, listening to music and watching youtube videos on my living room TV. She was a little hesitant at first, but after a while she told me "aw cmere" and we had cuddled. It'd been 3 years since i'd been cuddled from anyone since my first GF (which turned into a liberal whore that I hate now), and I had been dying for physical contact. Anyway we cuddled, and it was so fucking comforting and almost motherly in a way that I ended up in tears and said "you have no idea how much I needed this." She said "I know" and I just spent the whole time with my head nuzzled in her shoulder as she held me.
Anyway, that shit really fucking affected me. Problem is, after all that, she still didn't want to date me. We hung out again yesterday, and I wanted to try and relive that moment again but my parents were home so I couldn't. I tried to play with her hair like I did the time we cuddled but she wouldn't let me. After she left I messaged her, telling her I still really love her and all but she again told me she doesn't want to be with me, not exactly in that way but in a roundabout way again.
I don't know what to do.
cont.
It's really fucking hurting me, because she's my only friend and I'm also her only friend. Even if I somehow manage to find someone else, she'll always be in my mind.
Don't ruin that. Make sure that you are careful, because that friendship sounds close and fragile. Talk to her online whenever you can, and keep her close. I understand that it is hard when you have no girlfriend to keep yourself from trying to approach the main girl in your life, but I'd recommend going after someone else, so you don't ruin what you have.
>>36480990
the problem is, there is no one else, literally. I don't even mean it out of a "BUT SHES THE ONE!" kind of mindset. Everyone in my area are all fucking absolute whores and the complete opposite of me. I value my friend so much, her name is Jess, because she's the only person I know that I can actually relate to and feel with.
>get into heated argument
>intentionally make spelling errors and typos and type all-lower case with no punctuation to make it seem like I don't care much about what I'm defending or arguing against
>throw in plenty of "lmao"s and "kek"s
>opponent calls me a troll and gives up
>I win
>>36480868
>anon makes semi-relevant criticisms of my post
>respond with "ok kid"
>i win
>>36480868
>intentionally make spelling errors and typos and type all-lower case with no punctuation to make it seem like I don't care much about what I'm defending or arguing against
i unironically dead serious just type and speak like this. not being malicious or trolling or anything, this is just my normal mode of communication
>>36480868
I just keep calling my opponent a cuck
Plenty of great responses come from that. I don't believe I've had a real argument on this website for months. It's usually me making long dialogues about how their wife cheats on them and how they raise another man's son
Has anyone here been diagnosed with depression?
How did it happen? I want to see my uni counsellor, show them my scars, show them my fucked up writing, my suicide plans, and some of the fucked up OC I've created. I also want to go with a letter basically describing every minor detail of the hell I've been enduring in my head from the daily 24/7 suicidal thoughts and debilitating depression. Basically show them all my power levels.
Care to share stories of how you got diagnosed with depression? And Is my plan a good idea?
>>36480755
c'mon guys I need help.
situation depression yeah, but that's something you can (and i did) get out of. You sound like you may have clinical depression, which fucking sucks. I recommend trying medicine, you'll probably have to go through a few different perscriptions to find you're fit, and remember that still having feeling is better then numbing out
>>36481464
how did you get diagnosed? Like what happened when you saw our counsellor?
Lets get a consensus on /r9k/'s erect penises.
>Length
>Girth
>Width
Remember try to be honest and don't samefag. A consensus by the end of the thread.
>average length of female palm: 5 inches
are girls' hand really this small? my palm is like 8 inches measured that way.
>>36480872
That's nearly 3 inches anon. You'd be a freak if you had 8 inch palms going that way.
5.75ish inches bone pressed, 5.5ish inches girth. Average, I think?
>finally try online dating
>get with this girl at a bar
>mfw she orders the "angel shot with lime" (codeword for calling the cops on me)
>>36480575
What does that last line even mean anon, explain your fucking story. Why would she date you and call the cops on you for no reason?
>>36480620
bitches will literally call the cops on you just to get a free meal
>>36480575
Never heard of this?
Is this common?