Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6362. page

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>>36482205
9haif,;lb v'.n

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>>36482205
this guy, he's always crying about his looks

>>36482232
t. fat fuck in the pic

everyone will shamelessly self post itt and you're all gross slobs

>>36482185
A lot of trannies will love anyone you would be surprised

>that angle and color saturation
don't fall for it

What about this one? Hmmm

>>36482063
You are a faggot you stupid motherfucker

>>36482063
you're spending too much time on r9k and are catching the mental illness

>fantasize about dominating women
>fantasize about being dominated by men

What does this mean lads?

>>36482024
you got banned for three years? What?

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>>36482024
Furfags are shot on sight

>>36482024
Is this place really good enough to be excited about not being banned anymore?

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>>36481951
chew with your mouth closed, please

>>36481976
"But anon I thought you were progressive. I didn't know I had to act feminine around you... oh well and I was gonna introduce you to stacy too"

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No problem, Betsy! Thanks for paying rent this month.

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>forgot to fap while closing the door when company was over

>>36481947
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's hilarious

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>forgot to close the window before fapping
>it was one of those louder sessions

>do normal people actually enjoy the act of masturbating and not just cumming
sounds like you have a jewdick
sorry bruh

>>36481927
Is that really the case? Does this mean sex doesn't feel as good too?

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>>36481890

>Who else here /death grip/?

Me family

>My life is a fuck, ain't one thing I don't hate

>Tell me my time's almost up, I will say I can't wait

>>36481869
Yeah you did, you should have told him that you meant it. He isn't your friend and he should fuck off.

Hey anon i will tell you what I would do, please give it a chance

Talk with gm
Tell her that kuck is making you feel uncomfortable with it's advances.
Ask her for an advices

>>36482240
Bonus points start the argument with... Can I ask you something since I'm sure lesbians get this problem a lot

>>36481858
wow you're just like a cute anime girl

not
gaylord

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>>36481888
I wasn't even trying to be like an anime girl or something you rude dude (-_-)

>>36481936
you're doing it again homo

>>36481849
stop being a whiny cunt

ab-orginigal

>nine inch nails
Are you a roastie "i'm totally not like the other girls ;)" time traveler posting from 2005?

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Your world is an ashtray
We burn and coil like cigarettes
The more you cry your ashes turn to mud
It's the nature of the leeches, the virgin's
Feeling cheated
You've only spent a second of your life
My world is unaffected, there is an exit here
I say it is and then it's true,
There is a dream inside a dream,
I'm wide awake the more I sleep
You'll understand when I'm dead
I went to god just to see, and I was looking at me
Saw heaven and hell were lies
When I'm god everyone dies
Scar/can you feel my power?
Shoot here and the world gets smaller
Scar/scar/can you feel my power?
One shot and the world gets smaller
Let's jump upon the sharp swords
And cut away our smiles
Without the threat of death
There's no reason to live at all
My world is unaffected, there is an exit here
I say it is and then it's true,
There is a dream inside a dream,
I'm wide awake the more I sleep
You'll understand when I'm dead

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>>36481832
its not real
orig

>>36481832

If normalfags can't empathize with your situation it won't be real to them. Depression is too intimate a thing to be properly relocatable. Same with anxiety.

>>36481832
Yeah, people just expect you to know how to get over everything or hide it well enough so only die with the burden. Normies are pretty vile creatures.

I do but I think the slave girl that I pretend to have doesn't like it very much so I feel kinda weird about it. but I've stopped eating so really it's all good

>>36481784
be careful op, some insect may get in your butt

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I do it every night!
It's most comfy when you turn the heat down so the room is cold but it's nice and toasty under the covers~

>>36481776
if it was dayz you'd have my interest

>>36481776
>h1z1

normie detected

>>36481776
yea i would

I would say no because she's out of my league and dates make me nervous

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>>36481747
if she's 2D then i'd accept
if not, id vomit because 3D is disgusting

>>36481747
depends if we've kicked it off before and she isn't a degenerate.

No, you'll probably just end up being a homosexual. Unless that's what you need to end up being content with your life.

>>36481745
A lot of them will. I've started working about for about a month, from skelly mode. Have seen results and have confidently flirted with qt cashiers. Almost made it bros, need more gainz

>>36481939

>gains
>1 month

uhhh