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>>36483922
Why would you need to be social for college? I'm doing fine on my own here.

>>36483922
Fuck off you faggot bitch. Go back to your own board

>>36483983
I'm in the exact same situation as you with college anon. I haven't been to class since spring break, don't even plan on going to finals

>>36483771
Hear that boys and girls? It looks like its tiiiiiiiiime tooooo KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF

>>36483809
So, any suggestion for hentai or vidya ? Or at leasr some tips for when I'll come back ? I almost tried to become an hero and I don't have the balls to do it.

You could try Civ 5 or Civ 6 and reenact WW2 or something, at least that's what I do sometimes.
For anime there's the saga of tanya the evil, which takes place in an alternate world in a WW1/WW2 setting, but with some magic.

I'm getting really tired of blackbots bringing their ebonics onto /r9k/

oh my god I posted a thread yesterday and nobody replied! I though everybody who spoke our language died!!! aaa! I'm gonna jump onto pc and get my plugin working asap brother!!

>>36483775
mo'gy sekiha budegimece, mo'gy gi luhasasemome hokibukiha vofalugicemosero hasalu segihamodalu degiserotugirolu kihe "volumeholuha degiserotugirolu"

dude youre too funny

>9gag folder
thats how i knew this was a joke

>posting obvious bait
HOLULULULULULULULULU

>>36483759

moere pls

c-chad w-what are you doing he...FAST ANON! a-alright, gets in car*

>>36483782
I'm here to get you laid.

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>>36483822
Don't joke with me chad!

>>36483722
>recognizing that image
kill me
Also you are fucking lazy.

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>>36483790
I didn't ask for you to judge me
I wanted robots to empathize with me

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>>36483722
I had two papers and 5 chapters to study for in one week. Spent half of that browsing this website and playing vidya. Just now starting at the last minute. Just end me senpai.

>>36483720
Might as well apply at cafes and get a real job for better pay. You've got experience, too. Or apply to a less shitty job, for that matter.

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>>36483746
I've been trying, youth unemployment here is something like 25% in my state

>>36483778
Yikes. How do you even live on such little money? Follow-up question: when the state fails to provide the means for people to sustain themselves through their labor, can that state be seen as legitimate?

>>36483719
Amazon must sell fap toys. Just get that shit delivered to an Amazon locker and pick it up yourself.

>>36483719
>tired of hand or sock
let me give you a pro tip.
use old t shirts or white shirts

stick your penis through the head hole

and hold your dick by sticking your hands through both arm holes

This creates self contained semen environment, as long as the body hole is properly balled up then it's very nice

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>>36483811
>his creates self contained semen environment

Fuck off to /soc/ you cunt. You are all normalfaggots trying to fit in but you are just as bad as the trap threads. Seriously die.

some centuries ago, our planet was discovered by a race of beings that were too few in number to conquer our species without risking their own annihilation. but they recognised the exploitation potential of a world replete with natural resources, including a race of sentient beings who were at that time not advanced enough to harvest those resources.

so these beings began to sample our DNA and mix it with their own DNA. they are naturally morpheus creatures anyway, so it didn't take long before they were able to act as imposters among our kind, and they have refined these techniques over many centuries, so they they may now breed with human beings freely, totally unbeknownst to the human being that their offspring are in fact partially alien.

they have spent the past 8 decades altering our biosphere and our food chain. they have been responsible for the creation of cancer causing agents and laboratory created deadly viruses with which they intend on population control, not just with lifespan limitations, but also through birth control, to better enable them to dictate the course of human life and the events we take part in.

since the 1980's they have had enough of their kind in positions of power to effectively control the entire world. everything that seems to happen is in fact a charade. there was no cold war. there are no seprarate religions. all of it was instigated by The Lizard people to keep us divided and opposed to one another. the more we fight against one another, the less likely we will fight against them, and the easier we are to manipulate and control. divide and conquer is one of the oldest and most effective means of waging war.

Jesus never existed, neither did Mohammed. both religions were created with the express intent of controling the spiritual destiny of the masses, to keep them ignorant

wakey wakey lads, disrupt the programming of your masters and realise the truth of your deluisional fake lizard hell reality of which you inhabit,become w

Absolutely high as a motherfucker right now lads.

>>36483644
>what are vitamins and minerals
>implying sugar makes you fat

>thinnies tell me not to eat rice
But it's fried.

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i was fat
what helped me is to eat only whenever my stomach makes the hungry sounds. and eat not to feel full, but eat just enough to not feel hungry.
youll have to eat often but small amounts but that helps
im pretty ripped now

avoid shit food

>>36483619
Nice, the OP is back

>>36483619
Good on you for getting the next one up so fast.

Since this is a self improvement edition, does anyone have any of those self-improvement roll images? Like a challenge based off the number you get. That'd be fire.

>>36483495
I once drank 2 family size delsyms I was literally high for 3 days. I didn't think I was ever going to be normal again. I would go to sleep high as fuck wake up high as fuck for 3 whole days.

>>36483495
Would dxm make me more susceptible to hypnosis?

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>>36483495
do the cold water extraction if you dont already

not poli hit up a couple family dollars.
they sell these for 1$ buck a piece and the cashier 100% has had people buy 3-6 before and doesn't give af.

you might have to hit up a few or try a few times because they sell well and some dont carry because faggot kids steal them instead of just paying.

>>36483579
it might depend on the person but in my experience I dont think so, not that I've tried.
you can do things like imagine elaborate scenery and meditate tho.

Faggot dont actualy want to marry though. They just want validation and attention. They are just as bad as females. So get off this board and go to lgbt. You belong there,not here.

>>36483541
Fuck off, this is the first time another human being has loved me in years.

>>36483494
Nobody has ever really loved you fucking faggot. Get out of la la land and wake the fuck up

come on guys im really seriouss

>>36483455
yes, if yours doesnt then lick her dirty lips until she gets the picture that its normal. But be respectful of her. She could have been raped brutally by her father for years and maybe he licked her lips and shes got an issue about it. Be understanding. And be thankful that your girlfriend isnt mine. So count your fuckin blessings.

What is mouth jelly?

>>36483410
>that dyed hair
>nose ring
>low self-confidence baggy clothing

UM NO

>but she's friends with pigeons

okay that's pretty neat

Kind of turtle like don't you think?

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>>36483470
Its the kind of face of a lonely femanon that I could save
is she dare i say it /ourGirl/